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Title: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 05, 2013, 05:39:05 PM
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Star Member Mister Ed (1,740 posts)

When I saw the headline that read, "Nelson Mandela Has Died"...


...all I could think was, "No. Nelson Mandela has lived."

If Nelson Mandela saw what you ****heads are doing in his name, he'd call Elizabeth Warren "Sugartits." (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024138931)


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Star Member Octafish (37,009 posts)
49. We lived with Greatness.

May his Vision continue through our Actions.

Only if his vision entailed you ****ing yourself. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4138760)

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Half-Century Man (1,645 posts)
39. And we are less than we were this morning.

Bow your heads, as no other, this person deserves our respect.

Better look at Nad's lunch before you say you're less now than this morning. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4138669)

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KittyWampus (45,550 posts)
55. Your Light Is Eternal

May we kindle it in our own hearts that it may grow ever brighter.


And may someone shit in Sarah Palin's mouth, too, huh? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4138857)


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mstinamotorcity2 (686 posts)
1. Sweet Rest

to you Black Prince. Love to you and your family. Your struggle is over, the mantle will be carried on by others.

And they will carry it in the fog of your farts. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4138416)



My god. Talk about a bunch of simpering onanists.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 05, 2013, 06:34:58 PM
The cop killer should have rotted in prison.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: fatboy on December 05, 2013, 06:49:58 PM
I think his tragic death could have been avoided if enough DUmmies had only sent out more "good vibes" his way.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: Mike220 on December 05, 2013, 07:34:08 PM
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KittyWampus (45,550 posts)
55. Your Light Is Eternal

May we kindle it in our own hearts that it may grow ever brighter

Especially when it comes from a gasoline soaked tire.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: Dori on December 05, 2013, 08:16:19 PM
I think his tragic death could have been avoided if enough DUmmies had only sent out more "good vibes" his way.

They call good vibes "white light", but in reality they only emit rads.

 


Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: obumazombie on December 05, 2013, 09:03:50 PM
As I recall when Mandela became the leader of South Africa, legitimate white landowners were thrown off their productive farmlands, and warlords were given the property. The property promptly went farrow. Nice legacy, reverse racism of the worst kind.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: Chris_ on December 05, 2013, 09:04:46 PM
As I recall when Mandela became the leader of South Africa, legitimate white landowners were thrown off their productive farmlands, and warlords were given the property. The property promptly went farrow. Nice legacy, reverse racism of the worst kind.
I think you're mistaking Mandela for Mugabe. 

Not that Mandela didn't do his share of killing.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: Dori on December 05, 2013, 09:30:51 PM
I think you're mistaking Mandela for Mugabe. 

Not that Mandela didn't do his share of killing.

Mandela was a communist.  I'm trying to understand why so many people think he was a great man.

Guess I'd better educate myself on this guy, as that's all they are going to be talking about until after the funeral.



Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: Chris_ on December 05, 2013, 09:37:49 PM
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3 Things You Didn’t (Want To) Know About Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela was the head of UmKhonto we Sizwe, (MK), the terrorist wing of the ANC and South African Communist Party. At his trial, he had pleaded guilty to 156 acts of public violence including mobilising terrorist bombing campaigns, which planted bombs in public places, including the Johannesburg railway station. Many innocent people, including women and children, were killed by Nelson Mandela’s MK terrorists.

Two of the ANC’s biggest donors in the 1990s were Colonel Muammar Gaddafi of Libya and President Suharto of Indonesia . Not only did Mandela refrain from criticising their lamentable human rights records but he interceded diplomatically on their behalf, and awarded them South Africa ‘s highest honour. Suharto was awarded a state visit, a 21-gun salute, and The Order of Good Hope (gold class).

In April 1999 Mandela acknowledged to an audience in Johannesburg that Suharto had given the ANC a total of 60 million dollars. The Telegraph ( London ) reported that Gaddafi was known to have given the ANC well over ten million dollars.
The Backbencher (http://thebackbencher.co.uk/3-things-you-didnt-want-to-know-about-nelson-mandela/)

Yeah, I don't think Mandela was so great, but good luck convincing a liberal.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: biersmythe on December 05, 2013, 09:43:51 PM
Mandela was a communist.  I'm trying to understand why so many people think he was a great man.

Guess I'd better educate myself on this guy, as that's all they are going to be talking about until after the funeral.



He wasn't. He was a commie! And there are reports from the past of him organizing bombings of innocent people...so I think hell has welcomed another in the fold. From the wikipedia of Mandela himself
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_Mandela
 "Politically an African nationalist and democratic socialist" so good riddance to the socialist POS!
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: obumazombie on December 05, 2013, 09:44:33 PM
I think you're mistaking Mandela for Mugabe. 

Not that Mandela didn't do his share of killing.
You are exactly right, and I was exactly wrong. Thanks for the correction !
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: Chris_ on December 05, 2013, 09:49:10 PM
You are exactly right, and I was exactly wrong. Thanks for the correction !
Mugabe... the million-dollar man.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/zimbabwe10c.jpg) (http://s237.photobucket.com/user/kayaktn/media/zimbabwe10c.jpg.html)
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: Dori on December 05, 2013, 09:56:53 PM

 "Politically an African nationalist and democratic socialist" so good riddance to the socialist POS!

Now that Mandela is gone...think they would like to have Obama?

He's a democrat socialist and is trying to turn us into a third world country. 

 


Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: biersmythe on December 05, 2013, 09:58:30 PM
Now that Mandela is gone...think they would like to have Obama?

He's a democrat socialist and is trying to turn us into a third world country. 



They can have that democrat MARXIST POS as well....   :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 06, 2013, 03:24:22 AM
Mandela did some great things, but he is NOT a great man that he appears to be.  He survived only by cult of personality.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: Big Dog on December 06, 2013, 06:39:24 AM
Our top story tonight: Nelson Mandela is still dead.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 06, 2013, 06:58:18 AM
Our top story tonight: Nelson Mandela is still dead.

Maybe you should do the right thing and send him a get well soon card.  he's not going to get any better with an attitude like that.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 06, 2013, 07:14:26 AM
 :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: Big Dog on December 06, 2013, 07:18:30 AM
Maybe you should do the right thing and send him a get well soon card.  he's not going to get any better with an attitude like that.

He's not dead. He's pinin' for the fjords!



Note: "Our top story: Generalissimo Franco is still dead" was a running joke on the first season of Saturday Night Live.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 06, 2013, 07:19:46 AM
Mandela was a communist.  I'm trying to understand why so many people think he was a great man.


Because media.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 06, 2013, 07:23:57 AM
He's not dead. He's pinin' for the fjords!



Note: "Our top story: Generalissimo Franco is still dead" was a running joke on the first season of Saturday Night Live.

The get well soon thing is a play on a Larry the cable guy act, so much fun to tie all these comedians together.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 06, 2013, 09:22:38 AM
:jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:
NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN, radio, print.....at least 2 weeks worth because it will be 10 days before they bury him.

Better keep an eye on Obama, ain't no telling what kindda shit he'll pull with that much inattention.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 06, 2013, 09:32:19 AM
NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN, radio, print.....at least 2 weeks worth because it will be 10 days before they bury him.

Better keep an eye on Obama, ain't no telling what kindda shit he'll pull with that much inattention.

Ding!  Ding!  Ding!  Ve haff zee winah!
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: biersmythe on December 06, 2013, 07:39:14 PM
He's not dead. He's pinin' for the fjords!

Note: "Our top story: Generalissimo Franco is still dead" was a running joke on the first season of Saturday Night Live.

ROFLMAO!!!!! about spit my beer....PYTHON snippet with the commie mention...greatness.
Title: Re: DUmmies trying to out-prosaic each other over Mandela.
Post by: Big Dog on December 06, 2013, 09:39:13 PM
The get well soon thing is a play on a Larry the cable guy act, so much fun to tie all these comedians together.

I didn't know that. It made me laugh.