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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on June 25, 2008, 06:34:25 PM
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
If I was there I would spank your rear with a hairbrush until you cried.
There!
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
If I was there I would spank your rear with a hairbrush until you cried.
There!
Tough love from Pops! :asssmack:
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-kitten-has-a-happy.jpg)
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
Look on the bright side....You're not pregnant! :-)......Or are you? :therock: :-)
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-kitten-has-a-happy.jpg)
Thank you! :-)
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
Look on the bright side....You're not pregnant! :-)......Or are you? :therock: :-)
Oh bite your tongue! :rotf:
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
I recommend alcohol. Large amounts of alcohol.
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
Oh FFS......................what the hell is wrong with ya??
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What happened? :(
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
...523...524...525... ????? :p
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY[/youtube]
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
I recommend alcohol. Large amounts of alcohol.
Precisely my plan. Will you be drinking with me? :naughty:
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Did you hear about the pervert birdwatcher who went off on a lark?
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A joke I heard today.
You know why the Tennessee police can't solve a murder case ?
Cause there are no dental records and all the DNA samples are the same.
:fuelfire:
Oh and a Thank You to the CC person that gave me a H5.
I've been sitting on 27 for the longest time. :cheersmate:
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
I recommend alcohol. Large amounts of alcohol.
Precisely my plan. Will you be drinking with me? :naughty:
Oh, you know it! :cheersmate:
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These always kill me... but I'm funny like that. :uhsure:
IT'S A TRAP! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4)
IT MIGHT BE A TRAP! (http://itsatrap.net/)
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A joke I heard today.
You know why the Tennessee police can't solve a murder case ?
Cause there are no dental records and all the DNA samples are the same.
:fuelfire:
Reminds me of a joke I heard the first week I moved to Cincinnati.
Man 1- "Dude, I got arrested for smuggling books into Kentucky the other day!"
Man 2- "How did you get out so quick?"
Man 1- "I got off on a technicality... no one could prove they were books."
Tah dum dum. (err, yeah) :yawn:
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
Oh FFS......................what the hell is wrong with ya??
I'll be ok.... I love how you handle me with kid gloves. :-)
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What happened? :(
Nothing that even merits all this attention.... just a :censored: up day at work. :p
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What happened? :(
Nothing that even merits all this attention.... just a :censored: up day at work. :p
Then why are you bothering us? :innocent:
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
...523...524...525... ????? :p
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY[/youtube]
Those names they rattled off... them were all my past boyfriends. :-)
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These always make me laugh -
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/funny-pictures-deadly-sin-of-the-mo.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/Cats2028129.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/129373_m730_____1.jpg)
:rotf: :rotf:
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Did you hear about the pervert birdwatcher who went off on a lark?
It's working, I laffed. :rotf:
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A joke I heard today.
You know why the Tennessee police can't solve a murder case ?
Cause there are no dental records and all the DNA samples are the same.
:fuelfire:
Oh and a Thank You to the CC person that gave me a H5.
I've been sitting on 27 for the longest time. :cheersmate:
:evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
Hi5 for you sweetheart, keep them coming.
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
I recommend alcohol. Large amounts of alcohol.
Precisely my plan. Will you be drinking with me? :naughty:
Oh, you know it! :cheersmate:
I am walking a fine line between exhaustion and delirium, I fear I may pass out if I drink alcohol. :drunksailor:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/funny-pictures-deadly-sin-of-the-mo.jpg)
Gosh, I miss my mother-in-law. Lord rest her sole.
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These always kill me... but I'm funny like that. :uhsure:
IT'S A TRAP! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4)
IT MIGHT BE A TRAP! (http://itsatrap.net/)
Stop, yer gonna make me as weird as you. :rotf:
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What happened? :(
Nothing that even merits all this attention.... just a :censored: up day at work. :p
Then why are you bothering us? :innocent:
I have no idea. :-)
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These always make me laugh -
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/funny-pictures-deadly-sin-of-the-mo.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/Cats2028129.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/129373_m730_____1.jpg)
:rotf: :rotf:
Those were great! The third one..... he he he.... :evillaugh:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/funny-pictures-deadly-sin-of-the-mo.jpg)
Gosh, I miss my mother-in-law. Lord rest her sole.
her 'soul' even. :innocent:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/funny-pictures-deadly-sin-of-the-mo.jpg)
Gosh, I miss my mother-in-law. Lord rest her sole.
her 'soul' even. :innocent:
No, just her sole. Satan can torment the rest of her. :evillaugh:
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
I recommend alcohol. Large amounts of alcohol.
Precisely my plan. Will you be drinking with me? :naughty:
Oh, you know it! :cheersmate:
I am walking a fine line between exhaustion and delirium, I fear I may pass out if I drink alcohol. :drunksailor:
Then what are you waiting for? Blacking out to escape your problems is all the rage now. At least that's what I tell myself every night. :evillaugh:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/funny-pictures-deadly-sin-of-the-mo.jpg)
Gosh, I miss my mother-in-law. Lord rest her sole.
her 'soul' even. :innocent:
No, just her sole. Satan can torment the rest of her. :evillaugh:
See, I am glad I started this thread, you expose your skillz for the forum and I laff... it's win win! :rotf:
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
I recommend alcohol. Large amounts of alcohol.
Precisely my plan. Will you be drinking with me? :naughty:
Oh, you know it! :cheersmate:
I am walking a fine line between exhaustion and delirium, I fear I may pass out if I drink alcohol. :drunksailor:
Then what are you waiting for? Blacking out to escape your problems is all the rage now. At least that's what I tell myself every night. :evillaugh:
Unfortunately I can tell that I am going to get roped into a game of Mousetrap with my 9 year old very soon ... Oh joy.... :-)
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These always kill me... but I'm funny like that. :uhsure:
IT'S A TRAP! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4)
IT MIGHT BE A TRAP! (http://itsatrap.net/)
Stop, yer gonna make me as weird as you. :rotf:
You would be surprised what you can get away with being "weird". :naughty:
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"Eureka!", he screamed as she Hoovered his Kirby.
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Unfortunately I can tell that I am going to get roped into a game of Mousetrap with my 9 year old very soon ... Oh joy.... :-)
Just remember to wear a helmet. Saftey first! :lmao:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx2R7cFFctc&feature=related[/youtube]
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Unfortunately I can tell that I am going to get roped into a game of Mousetrap with my 9 year old very soon ... Oh joy.... :-)
Just remember to wear a helmet. Saftey first! :lmao:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx2R7cFFctc&feature=related[/youtube]
Ah, the joy of victory......
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Go rent "Better Off Dead"....can't help but be in a good mood when it's over! Love that movie! (Just found it on DVD again after "losing" it about 5 years ago when my sister borrowed it and it never got returned).
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My day kinda sucked, too. Got pushed into repairing a couple units I haven't been trained on and it took three hours. After that, you could have told me the building was on fire and I wouldn't have cared. And at lunch, I was pulling my cooler out of the refrigerator and knocked someone's open can of soda all over myself. People who leave open containers in the office refrigerator should be forced to clean it with their tounge. Unfortunately, the dumbass who did that was one of the guys I eat lunch with. Bastard.
I got home too late to do anything meaningful with the bike, other than to find out the electrical system is completely dead and the key lock doesn't actually lock anything.
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My day kinda sucked, too. Got pushed into repairing a couple units I haven't been trained on and it took three hours. After that, you could have told me the building was on fire and I wouldn't have cared. And at lunch, I was pulling my cooler out of the refrigerator and knocked someone's open can of soda all over myself. People who leave open containers in the office refrigerator should be forced to clean it with their tounge. Unfortunately, the dumbass who did that was one of the guys I eat lunch with. Bastard.
I got home too late to do anything meaningful with the bike, other than to find out the electrical system is completely dead and the key lock doesn't actually lock anything.
Yet it is Schade who wants bon-bons and a foot massage.....go figure.
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Did you read the news about the 47 year old woman who just gave birth to naturally conceived TRIPLETS?
quit yer bitchin' :whatever:
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Did you read the news about the 47 year old woman who just gave birth to naturally conceived TRIPLETS?
quit yer bitchin' :whatever:
I heard somewhere recently, maybe from our own Forum Princess, that 47 is the new 28.
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I'm having a nice glass of wine. It's making my day much better.
And this always makes me laugh.
[youtube=425,350]GuFcXWvSNzY[/youtube]
Yes, I'm a cruel person that laughs at that.
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I'm having a nice glass of wine. It's making my day much better.
And this always makes me laugh.
[youtube=425,350]GuFcXWvSNzY[/youtube]
Yes, I'm a cruel person that laughs at that.
Why the glass? I find that the bottle makes for a perfect serving size, and it reduces dishes to wash as well.
Or is it box wine? Drinking straight from the box can be problematic.
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I'm having a nice glass of wine. It's making my day much better.
Why the glass? I find that the bottle makes for a perfect serving size, and it reduces dishes to wash as well.
Or is it box wine? Drinking straight from the box can be problematic.
No a bottle, but I do pour it into a glass. It's Robert Mondavi's Private Selection Pino Noir. Delicious!
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Thanks for cheering me up you wonderful peepers.
And really the only reason why I do this every once so often (if you must know) is to let BC gloat over his awesomeness and awesomest life. :lmao:
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This makes me :rotf: too.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI[/youtube]
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
Look on the bright side....You're not pregnant! :-)......Or are you? :therock: :-)
OUCH!
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I had a great day, as usual.
Everything went great, as usual.
As usual, it must suck to be y'all.
You are at 666 posts as I post this. Just thought it was worth a mention you lucky bastage! :-)
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I had a great day, as usual.
Everything went great, as usual.
As usual, it must suck to be y'all.
You are at 666 posts as I post this. Just thought it was worth a mention you lucky bastage! :-)
:rofl:
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But my day sucked!!!!
Make me smile in 1..2..3....
...523...524...525... ????? :p
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY[/youtube]
Those names they rattled off... them were all my past boyfriends. :-)
Mine, too.
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Gee whiz freedumb, you have lost your marbles. :evillaugh:
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Gee whiz freedumb, you have lost your marbles. :evillaugh:
Yes and I expect you to help me find them.
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Gee whiz freedumb, you have lost your marbles. :evillaugh:
Yes and I expect you to help me find them.
I could find your marbles blindfolded.
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Gee whiz freedumb, you have lost your marbles. :evillaugh:
Yes and I expect you to help me find them.
I could find your marbles blindfolded.
:o :o :o
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Gee whiz freedumb, you have lost your marbles. :evillaugh:
Yes and I expect you to help me find them.
I could find your marbles blindfolded.
:o :o :o
:rofl:
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Gee whiz freedumb, you have lost your marbles. :evillaugh:
Yes and I expect you to help me find them.
I could find your marbles blindfolded.
Again?
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Gee whiz freedumb, you have lost your marbles. :evillaugh:
Yes and I expect you to help me find them.
I could find your marbles blindfolded.
Again?
as many times it takes to convince you I'm a pro. :evillaugh:
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Gee whiz freedumb, you have lost your marbles. :evillaugh:
Yes and I expect you to help me find them.
I could find your marbles blindfolded.
:o :o :o
Again?
as many times it takes to convince you I'm a pro. :evillaugh:
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Gee whiz freedumb, you have lost your marbles. :evillaugh:
Yes and I expect you to help me find them.
I could find your marbles blindfolded.
:o :o :o
Again?
as many times it takes to convince you I'm a pro. :evillaugh:
You fired a blank. :p