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Title: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: CactusCarlos on June 25, 2008, 04:40:02 PM
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The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positions
Posted by nomad1776 on Tue Jun-24-08 07:59 PM

This is a new sick email/posting making the rounds. They use the legendary General Patton to support their evil positions on torture and the like. What makes this a truly depraved action is this is against everything the REAL Patton believed in. I post what he wrote on the treatment of prisoners after the sicko repuke post

Here is the post:


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Ghost of Patton!


I think this is how General George S. Patton would sum things up.... and then catch holy hell from Ike. He sure had a unique way of expressing his thoughts.

Ghost of General Patton

A Message from the Ghost of General Patton....


ATTENTION!

To ALL those whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Maggots, it's time for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars.




See if you can tear yourself away from your 'reality' TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your flabby ass -- and LISTEN UP!!



Abu Ghraib is not 'torture' or an 'atrocity'. This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets do to newcomers


A little fun at someone else's expense.

Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad.

Got that?



THIS IS an atrocity!


(Beheading of innocent American Berg)



So Was This!!!

(9/11 attacks on the American way of life)

WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET?


Islam a peaceful religion???
My Ass!

Millions of these sons-of-bitches are plotting, as we speak, to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can.
Some of them are here among us now.

They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you. You are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise . They don't give a shit how 'progressive' you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause.

They want your ass dead , and they think it is God's will for them to do it.


Some think if we give them a hug or listen to them, then they'll like us. and if you agree? Then you are a pathetic dumb ass!

If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax -- you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance.



How many more Americans must be beheaded ??
You've fallen asleep AGAIN, maggots!
And you may not get another chance!


NOW GET OFF YOUR SORRY ASS -

and do something about it.




NOW THE REAL PATTON

“Kill all the Germans you can,” urged the general during the Third Army’s unprecedented drive across Europe, “but do not put them up against a wall and kill them. Do your killing while they are still fighting. After a man has surrendered, he should be treated exactly in accordance with the Rules of Land Warfare, and just as you would hope to be treated if you were foolish enough to surrender. Americans do not kick people in the teeth after they are down.”

http://www.thenewamerican.com/node/1018
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: Lord Undies on June 25, 2008, 04:46:18 PM
nu-uh!  The United States is worse!!
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: formerlurker on June 25, 2008, 04:52:34 PM
If that prisoner had information about an enemy attack General Patton would have tortured him himself (and by tortured I mean he would have beat the absolute tar out of him) until he provided the information being sought. 

He also would pretty much bitch slap every single poster at the DU, that is after he stopped throwing up.   

Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 25, 2008, 05:53:58 PM
If that prisoner had information about an enemy attack General Patton would have tortured him himself (and by tortured I mean he would have beat the absolute tar out of him) until he provided the information being sought. 

He also would pretty much bitch slap every single poster at the DU, that is after he stopped throwing up.   



He wouldn't BS them . . . that's what "the finest battle implement ever designed" would be for.
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: Chris_ on June 25, 2008, 05:55:59 PM
If that prisoner had information about an enemy attack General Patton would have tortured him himself (and by tortured I mean he would have beat the absolute tar out of him) until he provided the information being sought. 

He also would pretty much bitch slap every single poster at the DU, that is after he stopped throwing up.   



He wouldn't BS them . . . that's what "the finest battle implement ever designed" would be for.

Ahhh, a little "rifle butt dentistry"?
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick po
Post by: LC EFA on June 25, 2008, 06:09:07 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix
Ahhh, a little "rifle butt dentistry"?

The Bayonet goes on the OTHER end...

just sayin' :-)

 
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: Chris_ on June 25, 2008, 06:16:41 PM
Yeah, but the bayonet ain't "the finest battle implement ever designed".  Besides, it isn't nearly as emotionally satisfying as clubbing the bastards in the face with a rifle stock.  Lord knows there ain't but a hand full of 'em that'd be worth the price of the cartridge.
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: Servonaut on June 25, 2008, 06:27:20 PM
I think Patton also said

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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.


Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: mamacags on June 25, 2008, 06:38:45 PM
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"We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living *******ed guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.  We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-****ing-basket.  War is a bloody, killing business.  You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours."

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"I don't want to get any messages saying, 'I am holding my position.'  We are not holding a *******ed thing.  Let the Germans do that.  We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls.  We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time.  Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy.  We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!"


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"Some ******* fool once said that flanks have got to be secure.  Since then son-of-a-bitches all over the globe have been guarding their flanks.  I don't agree with that.  My flanks are something for the enemy to worry about, not me.  Before he finds out where my flanks are, I'll be cutting the bastard's throat." 



Hmmmmmmm let's see just what part of that sounds like a warm fuzzy terrorist appeasing liberal?  Freaking morons. :whatever:
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: Bondai on June 25, 2008, 06:41:49 PM
Since when is Patton, or any general a DUmp hero to be defended?
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 25, 2008, 06:48:29 PM
If that prisoner had information about an enemy attack General Patton would have tortured him himself (and by tortured I mean he would have beat the absolute tar out of him) until he provided the information being sought. 

He also would pretty much bitch slap every single poster at the DU, that is after he stopped throwing up.   



He wouldn't BS them . . . that's what "the finest battle implement ever designed" would be for.

Ahhh, a little "rifle butt dentistry"?

Not just any rifle . . . I'm talking about the M1 Garand.  True, one could do some rudimentary dental work with its' butt, but one could also shoot the DUmb****.  .30-06 ammo is fairly common, so one could "wink and nod" about wasting ammo that could be used to send some jihadi to Hell . . .
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: Chris_ on June 25, 2008, 06:52:41 PM
I know damned well WHICH rifle is "the finest battle implement ever designed".  I happen to agree with the General most days.  The other days, I'm particularly fond of Mikhail Timofeyovich Kalashnikov's little wonder of mass distruction.
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 25, 2008, 06:56:57 PM
I know damned well WHICH rifle is "the finest battle implement ever designed".  I happen to agree with the General most days.  The other days, I'm particularly fond of Mikhail Timofeyovich Kalashnikov's little wonder of mass distruction.

Figured that you did.  There's some here that might need a reminder or two. 

Lately, I've been kinda pining for a Winchester CAR-94.  (Cowboy Assault Rifle)  A Marlin would do if it's in .45-70, or that new Mossberg (464) would do fine.  Anything the 7.62x39 can do, the .30-30 can do better . . . ;)
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: Red October on June 25, 2008, 08:31:48 PM
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“Kill all the Germans you can,” urged the general during the Third Army’s unprecedented drive across Europe, “but do not put them up against a wall and kill them. Do your killing while they are still fighting.

Uh, DU moron... we're not putting anyone up against the wall and killing them, even though most terrorists are still fighting even after being captured.
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: BamaMoose on June 25, 2008, 10:51:39 PM
Anyone think they are smart enough to know what the Rules of Land Warfare say:

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9.  Lawful belligerents. - a. Armies, militia, and volunteer corps. - The laws, rights, and duties of war apply not only to armies, but also to militia and volunteer corps fulfilling the following conditions:
1.  To be commanded by a person responsible for his subordinates;
2.  To have a fixed distinctive emblem recognizable at a distance;
3.  To carry arms openly; and
4.  To conduct their operations in accordance with the laws and usages of war. In countries where militia or volunteer corps constitute the army, or form part of it, they are included under the denomination 'army" (H.R., art. I).

Do the DUmmies not know that the US Military wants nothing more than to have this war fought between lawfull belligerents, not civilians?

Also:
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205. Treason. - a.  American statutory definition. - Whosoever relieves or attempts to relieve the enemy with arms, ammunition, supplies, money, or other thing, or knowingly harbors or protects or holds correspondence with or gives intelligence to the enemy, either directly or indirectly, shall suffer death or such punishment as a court-martial or military commission may direct (eighty-first article of war; act June 4, 1920, chap. 11, 41 Stat. 804)
b.  Interpretations. - As in the case of the eighty-second article of war, relating to spies (pars. 202b, 204).  It is believed that this statute, when subject to judicial interpretation, will be held to authorize the trial of civilians by military tribunals, only when the offense has been committed within territory under martial law or military government, or within the zone of military operations, or within a military reservation, post, or camp, or in a place otherwise especially subject to military jurisdiction. Cases occurring in the United States outside military jurisdiction are triable by the civil courts under the espionage laws above mentioned (par. 204). In time of war, within territory under military control for any of the reasons above indicated, the rule is general in its application to persons of all classes, without regard to citizenship or military or civil status.

Oops, they actually accidentally agreed with President Bush.


http://www.loc.gov/rr/frd/Military_Law/pdf/rules_warfare-1940.pdf (http://www.loc.gov/rr/frd/Military_Law/pdf/rules_warfare-1940.pdf)
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick po
Post by: TheSarge on June 26, 2008, 05:59:45 AM
Patton showed a couple of his own troops the pimp hand for what he perceived as cowardice...why do these DUmmies think he'd be any less cruel to people trying to kill his soldiers or other Americans?

One again the DUmmies highlight their ignorance of the military.

For if they really knew about Patton and had studied him...they'd be fearing for their own lives.
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick po
Post by: jukin on June 26, 2008, 02:52:33 PM
This has to be a world record pretzel logic twist to think that Patton would be anything but the hardest of hardcore right wing.

What a bunch of DUmbasses.
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: Crazy Horse on June 26, 2008, 03:53:53 PM
Patton...............hero and patriot

primitives..................cowards and traitorous dumb****s as usual
Title: Re: The right wingers steal the honor of General Patton to support their sick positi
Post by: Airwolf on June 26, 2008, 07:02:07 PM
Since when is Patton, or any general a DUmp hero to be defended?

Wesley Clark, A man not fit to polish Pattons boots BTW.