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Title: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: dutch508 on December 04, 2013, 03:39:16 PM
William thought they meant hookers and got a woody...

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WilliamPitt (55,820 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024124629

Know that thing they do every Christmas Eve where they have NORAD "track" Santa's sleigh?
They're doing it again this year...but this time, Santa will be flanked by a pair of fighter jets.



Psst. Will. It's. Not. Real.

BTW, when I was out at Space Command (yes, a real military unit) they always asked for volunteers to man the phone banks Christmas eve as NORAD tracks Santa--- AROUND THE WORLD...

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Brand loyalty, you see. Get 'em young. Because 'Merica.

Oh, I think it's dumb to show the fighter jets, but not for the same reason you do Will. They should have shown drones.

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blkmusclmachine (6,364 posts)
104. Exactly. Propaganda. Just what the burgeoning US Police State ordered.


Just stupid.

 
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: BadCat on December 04, 2013, 04:28:52 PM
Predator drones - giving near-sighted pilots hope since 1995.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: jukin on December 04, 2013, 04:49:49 PM
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blkmusclmachine (6,364 posts)
104. Exactly. Propaganda. Just what the burgeoning US Police State ordered.

On steroids since January 2009.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 04, 2013, 05:08:08 PM
It must be rough being angry every waking moment of your life. Especially being angry at things you have no control over.

The most angry people I know are liberals--every one.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: jukin on December 04, 2013, 05:20:46 PM
It must be rough being angry every waking moment of your life. Especially being angry at things you have no control over.

The most angry people I know are liberals--every one.

You forgot intolerant, self deluded, and bitter.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: Skul on December 04, 2013, 05:21:17 PM
Willbur is hitting the Nog a little early this year.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: BattleHymn on December 04, 2013, 06:11:34 PM
Pitt is just pissed that Santa never comes to visit his head.

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/planet_pitt4.jpg)
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2013, 06:14:17 PM
It must be rough being angry every waking moment of your life. Especially being angry at things you have no control over.

The most angry people I know are liberals--every one.

They actively look for reasons to be offended.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: Big Dog on December 04, 2013, 06:26:46 PM
Pitt is pissed that the escorts are American.

He's sing a different tune if they were Norks.

Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 04, 2013, 07:57:18 PM
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Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Thought it was going to be about Pitt getting rolled by a hooker.  :(
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: GOP Congress on December 04, 2013, 08:28:15 PM
Pilots need mandatory flight time anyhow. Might as well do it escorting Santa.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 04, 2013, 09:05:48 PM
Thought it was going to be about Pitt getting rolled by a hooker.  :(

Give it time, just takes baby steps. He's got to get motivated to get off the couch first.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: Big Dog on December 05, 2013, 07:04:33 AM
Thought it was going to be about Pitt getting rolled by a hooker.  :(

And I thought Pitt was shaking with impotent rage over Vixen and Vixxen:

(http://calvinayreap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Santas-sexy-helpers.jpg)

Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: txradioguy on December 05, 2013, 07:06:59 AM
Will who?
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: 67 Rover on December 05, 2013, 07:20:10 AM
And I thought Pitt was shaking with impotent rage over Vixen and Vixxen:

(http://calvinayreap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Santas-sexy-helpers.jpg)




Wow... now those will get the yule log burning.  :o
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 05, 2013, 08:16:57 AM
Will saw Santa had an escort service and thought his mom was going to get him an escort for Christmas.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: NHSparky on December 05, 2013, 08:20:50 AM
Something tells me those NH Craigslist ads for "escorts" are a lot shorter than the ones he had to pick from in Boston.

But I'm sure we've got fewer trannies here.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 05, 2013, 10:34:40 AM

Wow... now those will get the yule log burning.  :o
A shot of penicillin should clear it up when that happens. 
Title: Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Post by: Wineslob on December 05, 2013, 11:17:58 AM
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blkmusclmachine (6,364 posts)
104. Exactly. Propaganda. Just what the burgeoning US Police State ordered.


From the same people who yelled, screamed, and stamped their feet for Oblahma Care.