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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on December 04, 2013, 03:39:16 PM
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William thought they meant hookers and got a woody...
WilliamPitt (55,820 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024124629
Know that thing they do every Christmas Eve where they have NORAD "track" Santa's sleigh?
They're doing it again this year...but this time, Santa will be flanked by a pair of fighter jets.
Psst. Will. It's. Not. Real.
BTW, when I was out at Space Command (yes, a real military unit) they always asked for volunteers to man the phone banks Christmas eve as NORAD tracks Santa--- AROUND THE WORLD...
Brand loyalty, you see. Get 'em young. Because 'Merica.
Oh, I think it's dumb to show the fighter jets, but not for the same reason you do Will. They should have shown drones.
blkmusclmachine (6,364 posts)
104. Exactly. Propaganda. Just what the burgeoning US Police State ordered.
Just stupid.
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Predator drones - giving near-sighted pilots hope since 1995.
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blkmusclmachine (6,364 posts)
104. Exactly. Propaganda. Just what the burgeoning US Police State ordered.
On steroids since January 2009.
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It must be rough being angry every waking moment of your life. Especially being angry at things you have no control over.
The most angry people I know are liberals--every one.
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It must be rough being angry every waking moment of your life. Especially being angry at things you have no control over.
The most angry people I know are liberals--every one.
You forgot intolerant, self deluded, and bitter.
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Willbur is hitting the Nog a little early this year.
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Pitt is just pissed that Santa never comes to visit his head.
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/planet_pitt4.jpg)
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It must be rough being angry every waking moment of your life. Especially being angry at things you have no control over.
The most angry people I know are liberals--every one.
They actively look for reasons to be offended.
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Pitt is pissed that the escorts are American.
He's sing a different tune if they were Norks.
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Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Thought it was going to be about Pitt getting rolled by a hooker. :(
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Pilots need mandatory flight time anyhow. Might as well do it escorting Santa.
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Thought it was going to be about Pitt getting rolled by a hooker. :(
Give it time, just takes baby steps. He's got to get motivated to get off the couch first.
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Thought it was going to be about Pitt getting rolled by a hooker. :(
And I thought Pitt was shaking with impotent rage over Vixen and Vixxen:
(http://calvinayreap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Santas-sexy-helpers.jpg)
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Will who?
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And I thought Pitt was shaking with impotent rage over Vixen and Vixxen:
(http://calvinayreap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Santas-sexy-helpers.jpg)
Wow... now those will get the yule log burning. :o
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Will saw Santa had an escort service and thought his mom was going to get him an escort for Christmas.
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Something tells me those NH Craigslist ads for "escorts" are a lot shorter than the ones he had to pick from in Boston.
But I'm sure we've got fewer trannies here.
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Wow... now those will get the yule log burning. :o
A shot of penicillin should clear it up when that happens.
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blkmusclmachine (6,364 posts)
104. Exactly. Propaganda. Just what the burgeoning US Police State ordered.
From the same people who yelled, screamed, and stamped their feet for Oblahma Care.