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Title: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: dutch508 on December 02, 2013, 08:22:31 AM
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BainsBane (20,505 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024118896

Thank goodness for men who like sex
with real breathing, living, orgasmic women better than porn.


that would be all men, DUmbass. However- given the general appearance of most leftists, not to mention the smell, porn is all they are ever gonna get.

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Bonobo (22,285 posts)
2. I hope you don't self-delete this.

Because it actually lays bare your REAL objection to porn.

 
Somebody go and **** the DUmpmonkie so she will shut the **** up for five minutes.

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rrneck (15,514 posts)
3. Thank goodness for people who understand the true meaning of Christmas

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with real breathing, living, believing faith better than Happy Holidays.

 
 :rotf:

Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: txradioguy on December 02, 2013, 08:28:25 AM
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BainsBane (20,505 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024118896

Thank goodness for men who like sex
with real breathing, living, orgasmic women better than porn.

Too bad none of them would trade porn for a romp with you.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: Dori on December 02, 2013, 08:33:24 AM
Jugs is a contradiction.  No man should trust her or jump in bed with her, if they ever read her man hating posts.

Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: Bad Dog on December 02, 2013, 08:38:14 AM
Poor jugs.  Looking for love in all the wrong places.  Unfortunately most of the DUmpboys are dreaming of "real breathing, living, orgasmic" men.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: Carl on December 02, 2013, 08:40:22 AM
I lose track of the DUmp hags...is jugs another one who basically has said every time a man has sex with a woman it is essentially rape?
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 02, 2013, 08:45:51 AM
Poor jugs.  Looking for love in all the wrong places.  Unfortunately most of the DUmpboys are dreaming of "real breathing, living, orgasmic" men.

Tie a Mall boutique gift card around her neck and she might have a chance
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: dutch508 on December 02, 2013, 08:47:15 AM
I lose track of the DUmp hags...is jugs another one who basically has said every time a man has sex with a woman it is essentially rape?


If she didn't say it on the DUmp, she's said it somewhere else.

Even Freud would have said, "Damn... that bitch is crazy!"
Title: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 02, 2013, 08:58:48 AM
Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane.....stay outta the gay bars and you might get some.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: Skul on December 02, 2013, 09:11:07 AM
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Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
The ones that don't, post at the DUmp.  :gay2:
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 02, 2013, 09:44:28 AM
Honestly I'd rather have the porn than have to listen to her insane, fem-fascist bullshit just to get a shot of leg.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 02, 2013, 09:46:53 AM
Honestly I'd rather have the porn than have to listen to her insane, fem-fascist bullshit just to get a shot of leg.

wait wait wait... are we talking leg here or really a cankle with a side of cottage cheese? details are vital in this discussion.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 02, 2013, 09:50:01 AM
Honestly I'd rather have the porn than have to listen to her insane, fem-fascist bullshit just to get a shot of leg.
Situational impotence: when a DUmmie woman doesn't know when to stop bitch'n.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 02, 2013, 09:51:07 AM
She's like a respectable sex therapist magazine...


...all issues, no centerfold.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 02, 2013, 09:55:47 AM
wait wait wait... are we talking leg here or really a cankle with a side of cottage cheese? details are vital in this discussion.

She's overweight and has fugly bulldog face, with grotesquely large floppytits.  I have no idea on the cankles, but the vast rolls of cellulite that undoubtedly begin at her knees make 'Leg' a purely biological proposition.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 02, 2013, 10:27:12 AM
She's overweight and has fugly bulldog face, with grotesquely large floppytits.  I have no idea on the cankles, but the vast rolls of cellulite that undoubtedly begin at her knees make 'Leg' a purely biological proposition.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN0XRkSyhwM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: NHSparky on December 02, 2013, 11:03:58 AM
You know what jugs uses for birth control?

Her personality.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 02, 2013, 11:25:24 AM
(http://communityofwomenblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/945640_507526312662938_1896119513_n.jpg)

NUFF SAID!
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: Big Dog on December 02, 2013, 07:56:25 PM
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BainsBane (20,505 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024118896

Thank goodness for men who like sex
with real breathing, living, orgasmic women better than porn.

I do, but not with you.

Guess it's just you and your two-fisted dildoes of death from here on, Alex.

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c153/Borodog/nunchuck_dildo_dids.jpg)
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: Dblhaul on December 02, 2013, 08:46:29 PM
She's trolling. Looking for a DUmmie that would do her.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: BattleHymn on December 02, 2013, 08:57:34 PM
I want nothing to do with pornography.  Coincidentally, I would also not be interested in anyone who would put their sweater meat out on display for all to see.   

Perhaps she should throw another picture of her enormous disfigured dirigibles out there for inspection by the DUmp males.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 02, 2013, 10:03:32 PM
Someone is trying to win DOTY.  :mental: :lmao:
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: DefiantSix on December 03, 2013, 12:01:09 AM
She's trolling. Looking for a DUmmie that would do her.

Are there even DUmmies that DUmb? :confused:
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 03, 2013, 12:28:31 AM
Are there even DUmmies that DUmb?
Are you kidding? DUmmy stevenumbers would be all over that.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: DefiantSix on December 03, 2013, 12:46:42 AM
Are you kidding? DUmmy stevenumbers would be all over that.

I've heard of people without a gag reflex.  Didn't realize stevenumbers was one of them. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 03, 2013, 04:10:15 AM
She's trolling. Looking for a DUmmie that would do her.

You might be onto something. :whistling:
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: diesel driver on December 03, 2013, 04:36:35 AM
You might be onto something. :whistling:

Given the chance, so would stevenumbers!   :lmao:
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: Chris_ on December 03, 2013, 08:59:34 AM
Are there even DUmmies that DUmb? :confused:
There's Taverner, but he's not there anymore.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: USA4ME on December 03, 2013, 12:04:33 PM
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BainsBane

Thank goodness for men who like sex with real breathing, living, orgasmic women better than porn.

The relevant parts are 1) Real, 2) Breathing, 3) Living, and 4) Women. The orgasmic part is nice, but not mandatory for me to have a good time.

And it is all about me.  :-)

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Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: HeavyMetal on December 03, 2013, 01:46:59 PM
What an idiot..  We should chip in and buy her a nice shirt for Christmas.. Hahahahah

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/my-marxist-feminist-dialectic-brings-all-the-boys-to-the-yard/
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: wasp69 on December 03, 2013, 01:50:48 PM
She's trolling. Looking for a DUmmie that would do her.

I dunno....  Sounds almost like she finally found someone that would look past her charming personality long enough to shag her.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 03, 2013, 02:19:49 PM
 Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane

Maybe she should change that to, "Thank goodness for men that make plastic toys and batteries."
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: Freeper on December 03, 2013, 02:24:03 PM
There are plenty of DUmmies who want to get in her panties, the problem is they just want the panties so they can wear them.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: BadCat on December 03, 2013, 02:57:09 PM
There are plenty of DUmmies who want to get in her panties, the problem is they just want the panties so they can wear them.

You could fit two DUmmies in her panties, and a dozen in her bra.
Title: Re: Thank goodness for men who like sex--- Bainsbane
Post by: obumazombie on December 03, 2013, 03:31:39 PM
You could fit two DUmmies in her panties, and a dozen in her bra.
Good dual purpose post. Once here, and one for Coach's "Brassiere" thread.