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Title: Primitive has Bible-thumping neighbor troubles
Post by: BattleHymn on December 01, 2013, 11:07:42 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018524472

It must be hell living next to a primitive.  This is the third neighbor thread I've found tonight!

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HipChick (10,936 posts)  Wed Nov 27, 2013, 10:02 PM

Someone damaged my car..

I was in the grocery store, and suddenly heard over the PA, them calling out if the owner car matching mine would come to the service desk right away. I knew I hadn't left the lights on, and thought the worst...I went to the counter, to find a young male waiting for me, looking scared and jumpy...He explained that the was just taking some things out the car, and some how the wind,blew his door wide open and it hit my car, knocking the decal off and he felt so terrible about it, that he had come back inside the store to see if could find the owner.
I walked outside with him to inspect the damage, the decal was laying on the floor, and dented a bit in the door and in his car, I could see 2 kids, one looking like it was still in diapers. I told him, shit happens, and how much I appreciated him just letting me know as many folks would have just drove off, especially my Christian, Bible thumping neighbor that backed into my car, and hit it and never told me about it, and spend a week dodging me. I told him his parents raised him right, and let the young man and kids on their way.
My car is getting on, and in the scheme of things, the damage would not even make a dent in my deductible - but that does say a lot about my Bible thumping neighbor, who still has yet to pay for the damage she did...At least, I am glad someone raised their kid right

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magical thyme (5,654 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 10:25 PM
1. I'm sorry your car got hit, but glad you let the kid off...

wonderful thanksgiving gift for that young man and his family

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HipChick (10,936 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 10:37 PM
3. ..I'm not attached to material things..it will still get me from A to B...

Says the person holding a grudge about their car.

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Star Member monmouth3 (2,273 posts) Thu Nov 28, 2013, 10:48 AM
6. Best story of the day so far, you did great..n/t

Out of six replies, none mentioned the Bible-thumping neighbor.  The OP appears to have let this one die for that reason.   
Title: Re: Re: Primitive has Bible-thumping neighbor troubles
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 02, 2013, 01:05:58 AM
Why is it always a drama fest when DUmmies go to the grocery store?
Title: Re: Re: Primitive has Bible-thumping neighbor troubles
Post by: DefiantSix on December 02, 2013, 01:11:21 AM
Why is it always a drama fest when DUmmies go to the grocery store?

Because you can spin bouncies around wanking off in the back room of the overpriced pottery gallery, but the audience already knows what goes on there from personal experience, and won't buy the bullshit.
Title: Re: Primitive has Bible-thumping neighbor troubles
Post by: Bad Dog on December 02, 2013, 08:53:44 AM
If the truth be known, the bible thumping neighbor probably backed into its car "and hit it" on purpose.  Bible thumpers are known to do that sort of thing.

Anybody figure out what the decal thing is that it is talking about.
Title: Re: Primitive has Bible-thumping neighbor troubles
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 02, 2013, 08:56:15 AM


Anybody figure out what the decal thing is that it is talking about.

Fancy word for bumper sticker? Idiot didn't know you have to peel the backing off to put it on correctly. If it's one less coexist, O-sticker and hippie symbol I'm happy with this.
Title: Re: Primitive has Bible-thumping neighbor troubles
Post by: 67 Rover on December 02, 2013, 09:04:11 AM
If the truth be known, the bible thumping neighbor probably backed into its car "and hit it" on purpose.  Bible thumpers are known to do that sort of thing.

Anybody figure out what the decal thing is that it is talking about.

$10 it says Forester or Prius.
Title: Re: Primitive has Bible-thumping neighbor troubles
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 02, 2013, 09:35:24 AM


Anybody figure out what the decal thing is that it is talking about.
I was thinking the fake wood paneling that was so popular on station wagons in the '70's
Title: Re: Re: Primitive has Bible-thumping neighbor troubles
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 02, 2013, 09:47:04 AM
Why is it always a drama fest when DUmmies go to the grocery store?

It's all they have, so it looms much larger in their tiny minds than is objectively warranted.
Title: Re: Primitive has Bible-thumping neighbor troubles
Post by: Dori on December 02, 2013, 10:11:44 AM
Anybody figure out what the decal thing is that it is talking about.

It would have to have been on the door.   All I can think of is those magnetic signs you can slap on.