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Title: Primitive's neighbor calls the fuzz on them
Post by: BattleHymn on December 01, 2013, 11:00:07 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018524403

Another primitive who is having problems with their neighbor.

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Star Member Kaleva (12,111 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:39 PM

About a month ago my neighbor called the police on me.
We were out in the street, face to face, calling each other every name in the book. If we would have had guns, we probably would have shot it out right then and there.

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diabeticman (1,302 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:44 PM
1. why?

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Star Member Kaleva (12,111 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:45 PM
2. A dog issue that escalated.

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magical thyme (5,654 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 08:56 PM
3. are you sure it was a dog and not a furry?

Because one of my loser neighbors has a furry that runs around pooping everywhere...

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Star Member Kaleva (12,111 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 09:02 PM
4. He's been captured

<link to a picture of a dog mistakenly listed as a sex offender>

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magical thyme (5,654 posts) Wed Nov 27, 2013, 09:21 PM
6. dayum. if the sex offender that harassed me out of my condo

Bestiality and Skin's Island are like peanut butter and jelly.
Title: Re: Primitive's neighbor calls the fuzz on them
Post by: Chris_ on December 01, 2013, 11:03:40 PM
wha?
Title: Re: Primitive's neighbor calls the fuzz on them
Post by: Chris_ on December 01, 2013, 11:05:55 PM
Kaleva must have been around for the Andyscam.
Title: Re: Primitive's neighbor calls the fuzz on them
Post by: dutch508 on December 02, 2013, 08:15:55 AM
I had to  head over there to figure out wtf they were talking about.

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magical thyme (5,654 posts)
6. dayum. if the sex offender that harassed me out of my condo

had looked like that, I would have invited him into my bed!


Maybe if you would have ****ed the guy you wouldn't have been living in your car.

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Kaleva (12,111 posts)
7. He is cute. But a violent escapee from a mental health facility?

He's cute... in a Ted Bundy kind of way...

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/I+blame+furries_47ed43_4671004.jpg)
Title: Re: Primitive's neighbor calls the fuzz on them
Post by: Skul on December 02, 2013, 08:21:06 AM
Quote from: dutch508 on December 02, 2013, 08:15:55 AM
I had to  head over there to figure out wtf they were talking about.
 

Maybe if you would have ****ed the guy you wouldn't have been living in your car.

He's cute... in a Ted Bundy kind of way...

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/I+blame+furries_47ed43_4671004.jpg)
Humps your leg, then bites you.
Title: Re: Primitive's neighbor calls the fuzz on them
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 02, 2013, 09:34:45 AM
Quote from: Skul on December 02, 2013, 08:21:06 AM
Humps your leg, then bites you.

...right in the 'nads.
Title: Re: Primitive's neighbor calls the fuzz on them
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 02, 2013, 10:08:29 AM
To a DUmmie, doing it in the street is dog fashion.