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Title: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 25, 2008, 02:18:48 PM
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ReformedChris (250 posts)
Wed Jun-25-08 02:59 PM
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I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
   
First off, My boss (who like me is in his Mid-20's)and I have very open political discussions, so I fear no retaliation whatsoever for standing my ground and letting him know my political views. He is however a very aggressive Fundie RePuke that carries Hanni-Limb-Savage water on a daily basis (Endless RW Talk Radio Talking Points). It was very fun to have him discover that Carter was far stronger and a better president than he could have imagined.

We were having a discussion about worst presidents ever and I let him know Dubya will probably go down as the worst president in history. He took the typical RePuke position and put Carter at the top of the crap list. He was bashing Carter up and down, every issue from the economy, to the military, and Iran Hostage. I just told him the truth and let him know about some "hidden" facts regarding the greatness of James Earl Carter.

The hidden facts regarding the "greatness" of Carter.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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1) Military: Carter did absolutely NO damage to the military. His plan for a smaller nuclear force and responsible conventional forces spending was the right thing to do. It would have kept the Soviet threat nuetralized and would not have led to the fiscal disaster of the Reagan 80's wasted arms buildup. My boss took the "Oh He cancelled the B-1 Bomber and made us weaker against the Soviets" angle. Again, I had to smack him down with the truth. Carter cancelled the B-1 program because it was a bumper technology to the next generation. Carter APPROVED the secret ATB Bomber Program in 1978. The ATB eventually became the B-2 Stealth Bomber, America's finest strategic air asset. Reagan abused this issue in the election and Carter COULD have brought the ATB to light for political expediancy, but he chose to keep it quiet! Carter was a patriot and rightly kept this nations secret. I asked my boss, "is that the act of a terrorist sympathizer or a america hater?" Again, just a simply "Oh" in response.

2) Panama Canal Treaty: I simply told him how he would like it if another country owned the most important/profitable piece of real estate in your native country. Jaw dropped, I told him how he would like it if Mexico owned the Mississippi River or Canada controlled the Interstate Highway System. The native population (us) would not like that at all! He was quiet after that.

3) Iran Hostage Crisis: He hammered away on this issue. I asked him flat out "Do you believe military men should plan and execute missions without political interferece?" He said "Absolutely". I let him know to look up Operation Eagle Claw and see how the failure to rescue the hostages rested with the Military and bad weather! The Military planned that disaster (Col. Beckwith I think was his name)and Carter tried his best, but it just did not pan out. I also let him know that Bush lets HIS commanders make the decisions on the ground and that is ok with you, but Carter doing the same thing is ignorance? Simple Silence

4) Economy: I just left it as Free Markets and inheriting the Nixon/Vietnam disaster economy. I was too tired to debate anymore.

It was very fun to put this RePuke in his place. I wish more people would stick up for Carter and not let conservatives take advantage of this hole in history. Carter had his faults, but he did the best possible job he could have. He is an honest American and one President that we can always look up to with pride (Unlike Dubya, who is a skidmark on this nations history!).

One tale directly from the bouncy template.  :whatever:
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Chris_ on June 25, 2008, 02:24:08 PM
Bouncin' like a water balloon.
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Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Bondai on June 25, 2008, 02:32:11 PM
I wonder if it calls it's boss a "repuke" to his face? DUmmies are such sacks of shit..... :bs: :bs: :mental:
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: TheSarge on June 25, 2008, 02:35:39 PM
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The hidden facts regarding the "greatness" of Carter.

Facts so hidden even HE doesn't know what they are.
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 25, 2008, 02:38:49 PM
If I were an employer and had an employee who talked about me like that on any website, but most especially Democratic Underground, he wouldn't be an employee very much longer.
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: franksolich on June 25, 2008, 02:44:42 PM
If I were an employer and had an employee who talked about me like that on any website, but most especially Democratic Underground, he wouldn't be an employee very much longer.

Remember the walldude primitive?

That was great.
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: USA4ME on June 25, 2008, 02:45:52 PM
ReformedChris, try that junk on any conservative and we'd slap you silly, so no go on the bouncey.

Carter's legacy is double digit inflation, interest rates, and unemployment; slagflation; the misery index; malaise; giving away the Panama Canal which this country purchased and made; running scared from confronting the Soviets; 444 days of hostages in Iran; and depleting the military so much they couldn't even carry out their mission.

Pop over here, RC, and try your lies on any of us.  You don't have what it takes, of that we're all confident.

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Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 25, 2008, 02:46:58 PM
If I were an employer and had an employee who talked about me like that on any website, but most especially Democratic Underground, he wouldn't be an employee very much longer.

Remember the walldude primitive?

That was great.

Yep.
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 25, 2008, 02:51:29 PM
ReformedChris, try that junk on any conservative and we'd slap you silly, so no go on the bouncey.

Carter's legacy is double digit inflation, interest rates, and unemployment; slagflation; the misery index; malaise; giving away the Panama Canal which this country purchased and made; running scared from confronting the Soviets; 444 days of hostages in Iran; and depleting the military so much they couldn't even carry out their mission.

Pop over here, RC, and try your lies on any of us.  You don't have what it takes, of that we're all confident.

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I think that needs to be emphasized.  There's a difference between the Mississippi River and the Panama Canal.  The Mississippi River, as everyone knows, is a natural body of water.  The canal was formed using American dollars and spilling American blood for the benefit of Americans.  If the DUmmie wants to get all guilt-ridden, perhaps he should give Panama back to Colombia, seeing as how it was our interference that made Panama an independent country in the first place.
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Wineslob on June 25, 2008, 02:59:26 PM
Yup, I agree, it's a BOUNCY!












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Photobucket pisses me off.  :censored:
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Peter3_1 on June 25, 2008, 03:21:27 PM
The USA even CREATED the "nation" of Panama so the USA could complete the canal project that others had failed at.  That was the HEIGHT of idiocy, as stupid a thing as any administration has ever done. Only surpassed by the idiot admin. that failed, utterly, to arange a successor to the Shah in Iran....wait....that was Carter too!
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Chris_ on June 25, 2008, 04:27:52 PM
Have you ever noticed that the stupid repuke/fundie is always the employer/supervisor while the all-intelligent DUmmie is the lowly employee?
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Lord Undies on June 25, 2008, 04:56:39 PM
Above all else, the decision to defend Carter to anyone is the peak of stupidity.  There simply is no way to defend the man or put his administration in a semi-positive light.  The tools to do so do not exist.

It is my opinion, not my judgment, that there is a special cell in hell for James Carter.  He cloaked his Marxism in a palatable Christian shell.  That, in my book, is unforgivable.  Carter should be thankful The Lord doesn't use my book. 
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: MrsSmith on June 25, 2008, 05:11:47 PM
Have you ever noticed that the stupid repuke/fundie is always the employer/supervisor while the all-intelligent DUmmie is the lowly employee?
And the "hateful, intolerant" repuke hasn't fired or shot the DUmmie, either.
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Chris_ on June 25, 2008, 05:12:30 PM
Above all else, the decision to defend Carter to anyone is the peak of stupidity.  There simply is no way to defend the man or put his administration in a semi-positive light.  The tools to do so do not exist.

It is my opinion, not my judgment, that there is a special cell in hell for James Carter.  He cloaked his Marxism in a palatable Christian shell.  That, in my book, is unforgivable.  Carter should be thankful The Lord doesn't use my book. 

Yes -- I like this one:

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Economy: I just left it as Free Markets and inheriting the Nixon/Vietnam disaster economy. I was too tired to debate anymore.

Clearly this bouncing, stretching primitive is too young to have lived through gas lines and stagflation.  And his imagined stopper explanation about Iran Hostage begs the question.

Any one of us here could put this guy in his place about carter with half our brains tied behind our back.
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Crazy Horse on June 25, 2008, 05:59:16 PM
Who's Carter?????

I know this primitive was talking about that bastard bunny killing Carter was it?? Noway(Noones cousin) could anyone defend that ****ing idjit..............oh bless it's heart
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 25, 2008, 06:39:32 PM
At that time, my father was a salesman who worked on strict commission.  He'd be away for two-three days at a time, making sure that the companies who bought the remanufactured auto parts that his company sold were happy.  I remember being a nine-year-old kid, wondering if gas costs would be so high that he wouldn't be able to make it home when he said he would be.  Yeah, it was far-fetched, but it went through my mind, and I don't want my eight-month-old daughter, when she gets a bit older, to have to wonder if Daddy or Mommy is going to be able to afford gas so they can go to work.

To paraphrase freedumb's signature, I'd rather have a "third term of Bush" than a "second term of Carter."
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Chris_ on June 25, 2008, 06:44:19 PM
At that time, my father was a salesman who worked on strict commission.  He'd be away for two-three days at a time, making sure that the companies who bought the remanufactured auto parts that his company sold were happy.  I remember being a nine-year-old kid, wondering if gas costs would be so high that he wouldn't be able to make it home when he said he would be.  Yeah, it was far-fetched, but it went through my mind, and I don't want my eight-month-old daughter, when she gets a bit older, to have to wonder if Daddy or Mommy is going to be able to afford gas so they can go to work.

To paraphrase freedumb's signature, I'd rather have a "third term of Bush" than a "second term of Carter."

The left is fear mongering like never before.  And they want people to think hussein will somehow deliver us from the left-cerated malaise.
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 25, 2008, 06:50:18 PM
At that time, my father was a salesman who worked on strict commission.  He'd be away for two-three days at a time, making sure that the companies who bought the remanufactured auto parts that his company sold were happy.  I remember being a nine-year-old kid, wondering if gas costs would be so high that he wouldn't be able to make it home when he said he would be.  Yeah, it was far-fetched, but it went through my mind, and I don't want my eight-month-old daughter, when she gets a bit older, to have to wonder if Daddy or Mommy is going to be able to afford gas so they can go to work.

To paraphrase freedumb's signature, I'd rather have a "third term of Bush" than a "second term of Carter."

The left is fear mongering like never before.  And they want people to think hussein will somehow deliver us from the left-cerated malaise.


All will be sweetness and light, marshmallow skies on chocolate boats floating on rivers of caramel, when the BarackStar! is elected . . .  :whatever: ::) :uhsure:
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Carl on June 25, 2008, 07:38:04 PM
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4) Economy: I just left it as Free Markets and inheriting the Nixon/Vietnam disaster economy. I was too tired to debate anymore.

Guess this mid 20s genius has not heard that Vietnam was Lyndon Johnsons legacy.
I don`t give a whit now about which President did what..the raw fact that it was a dem who escalated the affair and then tried to fight it as a political battle rather then a military one and then it was a dem Congress and party that left our troops defeated and spit upon speaks all one needs to know of that ilk.

They haven`t changed a bit only now they know the public won`t tolerate it so they keep it hidden except on the pages of trash like DU.

To try to pawn the whole event off on Nixon is the epitome of dishonesty.
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Chris_ on June 25, 2008, 07:51:18 PM
150-hp V8's, disco, and a Kennedy run in '80.  Jimmuh Carter was awesome. 
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Lord Undies on June 25, 2008, 07:56:01 PM
150-hp V8's, disco, and a Kennedy run in '80.  Jimmuh Carter was awesome. 

Don't forget every other street light being turned off to "save" energy.  Yeah, it was a blast!
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Chris_ on June 25, 2008, 07:59:58 PM
150-hp V8's, disco, and a Kennedy run in '80.  Jimmuh Carter was awesome. 

Don't forget every other street light being turned off to "save" energy.  Yeah, it was a blast!

They're trying a new version of the same old thing.  "Buy CFL's!  They're great!"  Until you break one and you have a hazardous waste site in your living room. 
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: jukin on June 25, 2008, 09:58:06 PM
150-hp V8's, disco, and a Kennedy run in '80.  Jimmuh Carter was awesome. 

Even for the police.  I had just finished a 67 fastback mustang and went for a run on the highway. Nothing big 100-110mph and got red lighted.  I didn't notice for a few miles and when I pulled over the cop said "thanks for stopping."  We both laughed. I told him about just putting the thing back together and he let me go with a warning.
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Chris_ on June 25, 2008, 10:02:04 PM
My last speeding ticket (13 years ago) was 85 in a 50.  I was coming back from a long road trip and wanted to get back into town. 

Bad idea.  :(
Title: Re: I Put My Carter Hating RePuke Boss In His Place: So much fun!
Post by: Rebel on June 25, 2008, 10:11:43 PM
I put my bosses in their place all the time. The female is a Hillary supporter, now McCain, and the male is a Barack supporter. Both are retired CW3's. The male is 66 (the one who has a son in law that's a PGA Tour Caddy for one of the big dogs, and the other son in law owns Truck Customs of Augusta (http://www.f650pickups.com/indexb.html)) and the female was a Drill in '72. Do the math). Difference between my situation and the moonbat OP's situation is, well, the situation. My company is comprised of 2 former E-5s (me and another), two retired E-7's, a retired E-8, a retired full bird Colonel O-6, a retired O-4 LtCdr, a retired CW4, a veteran E-6, a reserve E-5, and our secretary who didn't serve, but is German who used to be married to a servicemember. We're like one big happy family.  :lmao: