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Title: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: franksolich on November 28, 2013, 04:18:51 PM




































(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/cp_zpsbb49a8a4.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/cp_zpsbb49a8a4.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/c7388164.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/c7388164.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/008.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/008.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/calpiggy.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/calpiggy.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/cp0096.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/cp0096.jpg.html)

&c., &c., &c.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Big Dog on November 28, 2013, 04:34:48 PM
Happy birthday, old man!

Blink, blink, blink.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Delmar on November 28, 2013, 04:44:11 PM
I thought she looked kind of like Robert James Waller, the guy who wrote The Bridges of Madison County.  I went looking for images to prove it and I found something that deserves a look:
Quote
men who look like old lesbians
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/2008_09_01_archive.html
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Mike220 on November 28, 2013, 04:49:37 PM
This post is going to haunt my nightmares.

Thanks. :bird:
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: NHSparky on November 28, 2013, 04:54:48 PM
I may never get the smaller chunks of barf out of my laptop.

Damn you, coach.  Just damn you.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 28, 2013, 05:09:43 PM
Is that Emperor Ming's mother, or CalPig?

 O-)
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 28, 2013, 05:55:41 PM
That's a man, baby! 
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 28, 2013, 06:19:32 PM
Is that Emperor Ming's mother, or CalPig?

 O-)

What I said as soon as the first pic came up.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: miskie on November 28, 2013, 07:37:40 PM
(http://seafoodpunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/spork.jpg)

EOM.

Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: franksolich on November 28, 2013, 07:40:30 PM
I may never get the smaller chunks of barf out of my laptop.

Damn you, coach.  Just damn you.

Well, I tried selecting the most-palatable ones.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: diesel driver on November 28, 2013, 07:51:11 PM
Heck, my Mom turned 82 yesterday, and she doesn't look as old as the Calpiggy.

Liberalism is a mental AND a physical disease.  It rots both the brain and the body.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: franksolich on November 28, 2013, 07:59:33 PM




















(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/calpig.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/calpig.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/CaliforniaPeggy.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/CaliforniaPeggy.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/Pegphoto.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/Pegphoto.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/002_edited-1.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/002_edited-1.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/0ba7131f.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/0ba7131f.jpg.html)

&c., &c., &c.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 28, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
Many people are unaware that Coach Lou Holtz has a twin sister.

But where did you find that first shot?

It's the only one I've ever seen with her normally-gaping pie hole shut.

Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: franksolich on November 28, 2013, 09:47:54 PM
Many people are unaware that Coach Lou Holtz has a twin sister.

But where did you find that first shot?

It's the only one I've ever seen with her normally-gaping pie hole shut.

I've got lots.

Want to see more?
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 28, 2013, 10:28:44 PM
I've got lots.

Want to see more?
That sounds like a threat.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 29, 2013, 04:44:23 AM
That sounds like a threat.

Which we do not want Coach to make good on.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Karin on November 29, 2013, 08:04:10 AM
Check out Delmar's link.   :lmao:
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: miskie on November 29, 2013, 08:04:23 AM
That sounds like a threat.

Agreed.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: dandi on November 29, 2013, 12:12:32 PM
Oh my God! NOOOoooooo!!!


[youtube=425,350]n2ZpsbGr7s8[/youtube]
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Dori on November 29, 2013, 12:29:12 PM
I need the brain bleach.  I still haven't recovered from reading her erotic poetry.




 
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Billiam Pitts on November 29, 2013, 04:01:11 PM
JEBUS!!! How about a warning next time?
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 29, 2013, 04:02:18 PM
Well, I tried selecting the most-palatable ones.

That is like selecting the best yodeler in Harlem.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 29, 2013, 05:25:57 PM
:spork: :puke: :bolt:
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: jukin on November 29, 2013, 05:35:00 PM
That guy looks like an old lesbian.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 29, 2013, 09:30:21 PM
As you scroll through coach's CalPig gallery, remember: THAT was the target of the Aching Seed.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 29, 2013, 09:35:18 PM
As you scroll through coach's CalPig gallery, remember: THAT was the target of the Aching Seed.

Blind dudes with grave tactile and olfactory sense impairments need love too, apparently.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Skul on November 29, 2013, 09:41:16 PM
OK, OK, I really haven't bothered to check this one out.
The title just didn't grab my attention.
It's been up for a bit, so, I thought I'd check.
Now, I come in at page two, read comments, and start to wonder..
...Do I really want to look at page one, or just drink some whiskey?
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Freeper on November 29, 2013, 09:45:11 PM
OK, OK, I really haven't bothered to check this one out.
The title just didn't grab my attention.
It's been up for a bit, so, I thought I'd check.
Now, I come in at page two, read comments, and start to wonder..
...Do I really want to look at page one, or just drink some whiskey?

Read page one
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Skul on November 29, 2013, 09:51:08 PM
Read page one
Coming from you, sir, I think it wiser to just drink the whiskey, and be done with it.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: franksolich on November 29, 2013, 09:58:59 PM
OK, OK, I really haven't bothered to check this one out.
The title just didn't grab my attention.
It's been up for a bit, so, I thought I'd check.
Now, I come in at page two, read comments, and start to wonder..
...Do I really want to look at page one, or just drink some whiskey?

You're not gonna get away that.  If one hasn't already read a thread, one's supposed to start at the beginning.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/calpighusband_zps5bb1c61e.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/calpighusband_zps5bb1c61e.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/herasusual_zps8eec570c.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/herasusual_zps8eec570c.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/Peggy_zps35a85a04.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/Peggy_zps35a85a04.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/TZCalPig.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/TZCalPig.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/californiapeggybrother.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/californiapeggybrother.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/herXemaSab.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/herXemaSab.jpg.html)

Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: dutch508 on November 29, 2013, 10:28:30 PM
Frank, you bastard.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: franksolich on November 29, 2013, 10:30:24 PM
Frank, you bastard.

Oh now.

Anybody up for more?
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Skul on November 30, 2013, 12:53:09 AM
Oh now.

Anybody up for more?
No.

 :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack:
>pant pant pant<
 :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack:
So there.

Just remember, I'm old enough to recall where the sand in them thar hills come from.
I can, and will, take it back.  :tongue:
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: BattleHymn on November 30, 2013, 12:54:28 AM
Oh now.

Anybody up for more?

I am curious to see what others you have.  I have a friend who I consistently taunt with pictures of the calpig, because he likes to read The DUmpster, but won't join.  
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Skul on November 30, 2013, 12:57:34 AM
^^^^^^^^^^ Deeply concerned why BH would retain pix of calpig on his computer.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: DefiantSix on November 30, 2013, 01:03:42 AM
They provide cover for his midget pr0n collection. Anybody with a search warrant would be offering sacrifices to the porcelain gods before  they got to "the good stuff".
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Skul on November 30, 2013, 01:12:55 AM
^^^^^^^^^^Deeply concerned why D6 would know where the "good stuff", is.





 :lmao: :tongue:
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: liana on November 30, 2013, 06:24:23 AM
That's definitely a man. I can see his Adam's apple.

 :???: 
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 30, 2013, 10:21:11 AM
Oh now.

Anybody up for more?

There's still been only that single picture of the CalPig with her pie hole shut.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: franksolich on November 30, 2013, 10:27:25 AM
There's still been only that single picture of the CalPig with her pie hole shut.

That must be the only one in existence.

There's one--I can't find it right now--where she's at the hospital, and wearing a surgical mask.

Even with the surgical mask over her face, her mouth's agape.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 30, 2013, 10:33:01 AM
That must be the only one in existence.

There's one--I can't find it right now--where she's at the hospital, and wearing a surgical mask.

Even with the surgical mask over her face, her mouth's agape.

Maybe her nose is only there for decorative purposes.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 30, 2013, 11:11:10 AM
That's definitely a man. I can see his Adam's apple.

 :???: 
Yeah. Must be an old picture. He had an operation to hide it.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 30, 2013, 01:27:22 PM
Need industrial strength mind bleach.  :o That is so wrong at every level.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 30, 2013, 05:42:40 PM
 :rotf:, all of it

I need the brain bleach.  I still haven't recovered from reading her erotic poetry.


"Poetry"??? Did someone say "poetry"?:

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/CaliforniaPeggy/IMG_0224.jpg)
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 30, 2013, 07:47:36 PM
:rotf:, all of it

"Poetry"??? Did someone say "poetry"?:


The industrial grade mind bleach is not working.  :o
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: txradioguy on December 01, 2013, 04:04:27 AM
(http://seafoodpunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/spork.jpg)

EOM.


THANK YOU! Someone who remembers the proper etiquette when posting pictures like that.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Purple Sage on December 01, 2013, 12:39:21 PM
Seriously.  I'm confused.  Is that a man or a woman?  I thought… I don't know what I thought anymore.  What is it?
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 01, 2013, 12:43:10 PM
it was a man. Now it is just a freak.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: Purple Sage on December 01, 2013, 12:50:22 PM
This cinched it.  Every time I read something that is more mind-boggling than usual over at the DUmp, it has what I thought was a her nick attached to it.  I was thinking of voting for it for DOTY, but these pics cinch it for me.  To be 70 years old and purposefully androgynous is… insane.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 01, 2013, 01:26:08 PM
To be 70 years old and purposefully androgynous is… insane.

She's trying to stay clear of the Aching Seed.
Title: Re: a happy 70th birthday to.....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 01, 2013, 02:30:48 PM
She's trying to stay clear of the Aching Seed.

Which, no doubt, is returning the favor by staying clear of CalPig.