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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: diesel driver on November 28, 2013, 07:19:26 AM

Title: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Post by: diesel driver on November 28, 2013, 07:19:26 AM
I just want to take a few minutes to wish all the great folks here on CC a wonderful Thanksgiving.  

Despite the "One Big Ass Mistake America" returned to the White House, my life has been blessed this year, with little to no help from government, and I intend to keep it that way!   :-)

So to all here, members and lurkers alike, Happy Thanksgiving!  May your blessing be too numerous to count!

(And to those whom my holiday wishes may offend or have offended,  :bigbird:)
Title: Re: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Post by: Big Dog on November 28, 2013, 08:57:07 AM
Christopher Columbus says, "Happy Thanksgiving, DUmmies! If I had found you on the beach when I landed, I would have turned around and gone home."*


*Note to lurking DUmmies: Christopher Columbus is not a Thanksgiving icon, but he is the one person you hate almost as much as you hate George W. Bush.
Title: Re: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 28, 2013, 09:04:17 AM
George Washington’s First Thanksgiving Proclamation in 1789:

Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favor – and Whereas both Houses of Congress have by their joint Committee requested me “to recommend to the People of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many signal favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness.”
Now therefore I do recommend and assign Thursday the 26th day of November next to be devoted by the People of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being, who is the beneficent Author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be – That we may then all unite in rendering unto him our sincere and humble thanks – for his kind care and protection of the People of this country previous to their becoming a Nation – for the signal and manifold mercies, and the favorable interpositions of his providence, which we experienced in the course and conclusion of the late war –for the great degree of tranquillity, union, and plenty, which we have since enjoyed – for the peaceable and rational manner in which we have been enabled to establish constitutions of government for our safety and happiness, and particularly the national One now lately instituted, for the civil and religious liberty with which we are blessed, and the means we have of acquiring and diffusing useful knowledge; and in general for all the great and various favors which he hath been pleased to confer upon us.
 And also that we may then unite in most humbly offering our prayers and supplications to the great Lord and Ruler of Nations and beseech him to pardon our national and other transgressions – to enable us all, whether in public or private stations, to perform our several and relative duties properly and punctually – to render our national government a blessing to all the People, by constantly being a government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed – to protect and guide all Sovereigns and Nations (especially such as have shewn kindness unto us) and to bless them with good government, peace, and concord – To promote the knowledge and practice of true religion and virtue, and the increase of science among them and Us – and generally to grant unto all mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity as he alone knows to be best.
 Given under my hand at the City of New York the third day of October in the year of our Lord 1789.
 GO. WASHINGTON.
Title: Re: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Post by: diesel driver on November 28, 2013, 09:42:22 AM
It's a damned shame that all our public servants today, collectively, in this country, couldn't hold a candle to ONE of our Founding Fathers.

Thank God such men existed, at the time when they lived, to bring forth this great nation, because the ones running the country today couldn't pour water out of a boot, even with the directions written on the heel.