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Title: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: dandi on November 26, 2013, 08:15:34 PM
DUmmies are so anxious to outraged about something that they'll fall for anything:


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Tue Nov 26, 2013, 07:44 PM

 Gravitycollapse (4,376 posts)


Uh oh..."Family Says They Did Tip Gay Server, Didn't Leave Note"


http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Gay-Server-Tip-Lifestyle-Receipt-Discrepancy-233040811.html
 

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The husband and wife, who asked to remain anonymous, showed NBC 4 New York a receipt that appeared to be printed at the same minute, on the same date, for the same $93.55 total, except with an $18 tip.
 
They also provided a document they said was a Visa bill, which appears to indicate their card was charged for the meal plus the tip, for a total of $111.55.
 
The couple told NBC 4 New York that they believed their receipt was used for a hoax. The wife says she is left-handed and could not have made the slash in the tip line, which she said looks to be drawn from the right.
 
"We've never not left a tip when someone gave good service, and we would never leave a note like that," the wife said.
 
This could get ugly.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024098192


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Jeff In Milwaukee (13,103 posts)

9. Are they serious?

All they had to do was save their copy of the receipt (which typically has nothing written on it) and then add a bogus tip and total after-the-fact. People have being doing this to inflate their expense accounts for years.

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hrmjustin (23,754 posts)

12. The credit card statement shows it was a $111 bill.

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Jeff In Milwaukee (13,103 posts)

37. My bad...

Didn't read the story the whole way through.

It really does seem a little peculiar.

Duh. Ya think?

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hrmjustin (23,754 posts)

38. that ok. I was heartbroken when I heard it this morning.

You were heartbroken that innocent people who were slandered were exonerated? It just tore you up that you couldn't have another "victim" to trot out and weep over, didn't it?









 
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: obumazombie on November 26, 2013, 08:19:17 PM
I saw this story, and it just goes to show how malicious that community can be.
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: ChuckJ on November 26, 2013, 08:34:34 PM
They are always so eager to get butthurt about a lifestyle that hurts the butt.

There's one particular restaurant that my wife and I used to go to before the dems "fixed" the economy. One of the waiters (or whatever the PC term is now for a waiter) is homosexual (I still refuse to say 'gay'). I've always left him a higher tip because he was always quick on bringing tea refills, he checked on how things were without being invasive, and he was always extremely polite. I'm opposed to his lifestyle, but my concern at the restaurant was how he did his job and not how he did his boyfriend.

As I finished this it dawns on me that DU should be butthurt at 0bama and the dems. Since they 'fixed' the economy and I can no longer afford to go to the restaurant the homosexual waiter is out of the money I would have left as a tip. Why are dems so against homosexuals?
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: obumazombie on November 26, 2013, 08:37:09 PM
They are always so eager to get butthurt about a lifestyle that hurts the butt.

There's one particular restaurant that my wife and I used to go to before the dems "fixed" the economy. One of the waiters (or whatever the PC term is now for a waiter) is homosexual (I still refuse to say 'gay'). I've always left him a higher tip because he was always quick on bringing tea refills, he checked on how things were without being invasive, and he was always extremely polite. I'm opposed to his lifestyle, but my concern at the restaurant was how he did his job and not how he did his boyfriend.

As I finished this it dawns on me that DU should be butthurt at 0bama and the dems. Since they 'fixed' the economy and I can no longer afford to go to the restaurant the homosexual waiter is out of the money I would have left as a tip. Why are dems so against homosexuals?
And why do they hate our troops ?
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: redwhit on November 26, 2013, 08:53:58 PM
So far, have any of these whines about nasty notes left in the tip space panned out?  Or are we looking at another easy scam?
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: Dori on November 26, 2013, 09:00:04 PM
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hrmjustin (23,754 posts)

38. that ok. I was heartbroken when I heard it this morning.

 :argh:  Evil bass tard


Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 26, 2013, 09:07:42 PM
So far, have any of these whines about nasty notes left in the tip space panned out?  Or are we looking at another easy scam?

Not that I am aware of.  Both, "attempted" scams.  I can't think of any of them, that hit the media, that were bona fide.  And now, the original narrative generator Matt Damon Shepard is torpedoed, too?

Sucks to be false flag fag. 
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 26, 2013, 09:13:47 PM
So far, have any of these whines about nasty notes left in the tip space panned out?  Or are we looking at another easy scam?
Nasty tip notes are as legitimate as sabotaged Halloween candy and Bigfoot.
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: FlaGator on November 26, 2013, 09:33:20 PM
When I first heard this story I wondered how the couple knew the waitress was gay unless she pointed it out to them.

I read a story today that the waitress was caught in a lie after claiming she had cancer. Don't know if that has been confirmed but it would indicate a pattern.
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: Big Dog on November 26, 2013, 09:35:27 PM
When I first heard this story I wondered how the couple new the waitress was gay unless she pointed it out to them.

"Hi, my name is Pat. I'm a lesbian, and I'll be your server."

Happens to me all the time!
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: obumazombie on November 26, 2013, 09:46:01 PM
"Hi, my name is Pat. I'm a lesbian, and I'll be your server."

Happens to me all the time!

Not THE Pat...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6u3Cicg4-U[/youtube]


Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: FlaGator on November 26, 2013, 09:59:34 PM
"Hi, my name is Pat. I'm a lesbian, and I'll be your server."

Happens to me all the time!

Too funny!
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: Big Dog on November 26, 2013, 10:04:36 PM
Not THE Pat...

Hooray for androgyny, it's Pat!

Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: Big Dog on November 26, 2013, 10:07:18 PM
Too funny!

And now, the rest of the story:

"Hi, my name is Pat. I'm a lesbian, and I'll be your server."

"I just want a menu. I don't care if you're a lesbian."

"Homophobe!"
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: diesel driver on November 27, 2013, 02:59:03 AM
"Hi, my name is Pat. I'm a lesbian, and I'll be your server."

Happens to me all the time!

I tell them, "Hi, I'm diesel and I'll be your customer."

The ones with the best facial expression get the bigger tips.   :-)
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: miskie on November 27, 2013, 05:51:25 AM
Lesbian waitress spins a bouncy tale - [insert obvious question here].    :lmao:
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: Gina on November 27, 2013, 06:33:33 AM
Oh she is a winner.

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Morales has been caught in multiple lies, telling co-workers she shaved her head because she had brain cancer and later telling them it was her friend who had brain cancer, her colleagues and friends said.

They said she also told co-workers at a day care center where she once worked that Superstorm Sandy severely damaged her home in Stony Point, and sent a boat into her living room. Concerned co-workers dropped by her home and found only minor damage to the carpet by her front door and no sign of a boat, they said.
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: Big Dog on November 27, 2013, 06:46:27 AM
They said she also told co-workers at a day care center where she once worked that Superstorm Sandy severely damaged her home in Stony Point, and sent a boat into her living room. Concerned co-workers dropped by her home and found only minor damage to the carpet by her front door and no sign of a boat, they said.

Her co-workers misunderstood her. What she said was that someone named Sandy had done some serious damage to her little man in the boat, in her living room.

The coworker who checked on her found that her rug had been seriously munched, but there was no sign of the little man in the boat.

It's a lesbian thing.

Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: Skul on November 27, 2013, 07:15:17 AM
Her co-workers misunderstood her. What she said was that someone named Sandy had done some serious damage to her little man in the boat, in her living room.

The coworker who checked on her found that her rug had been seriously munched, but there was no sign of the little man in the boat.

It's a lesbian thing.
:lmao:   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: Karin on November 27, 2013, 07:34:39 AM
Big Dog,  :lmao:

What a malicious, nasty thing to do.  It's exactly the sort of thing a DUmmie would pull, then brag about it at the DUmp, then get Wallduded for it.  They're a pack of liars, their preezy included. 
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 27, 2013, 08:08:41 AM
Her co-workers misunderstood her. What she said was that someone named Sandy had done some serious damage to her little man in the boat, in her living room.

The coworker who checked on her found that her rug had been seriously munched, but there was no sign of the little man in the boat.

It's a lesbian thing.



Strangely, I like the way you think!  H5!
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: vesta111 on November 27, 2013, 08:26:27 AM
Big Dog,  :lmao:

What a malicious, nasty thing to do.  It's exactly the sort of thing a DUmmie would pull, then brag about it at the DUmp, then get Wallduded for it.  They're a pack of liars, their preezy included. 

What yeah gonna do in order to scam some notoriety.      

Find someone that Had their finger cut off and put the darn thing in a bowl of Chili at Wendy's.

All kinds of scams but, the ones that are real story's are never mentioned.

Think back in your life time, how often in your life have you had the chance to make some money in a opportunist way ?   Did you take advantage of the opportunity, most likely not.

I have had just 2 incidences in my long life where I could have yelled bloody murder.   I did not do this and just figured this is the way life goes.      

Then there are people that spend hours a day thinking up how to scam others for their own benefit.   Some are very cleaver but in the end they cannot think of everything.    

This waitress who wanted to drum up sympathy and eventually money just didn't think these problems through.    She would not make a good thief, or scam artist.

She for some reason needed to pick out a family that she could bully, this one seemed ideal.   She had no idea that the person to sign the credit card was left handed, and the handwriting could show that.   The hand writing of the insult would show the writer was right handed.  

Snake oil for sale, cures baldness and Sylphis. All ways a scam artists somewhere and she is no exception.
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: obumazombie on November 27, 2013, 10:18:39 AM
Her co-workers misunderstood her. What she said was that someone named Sandy had done some serious damage to her little man in the boat, in her living room.

The coworker who checked on her found that her rug had been seriously munched, but there was no sign of the little man in the boat.

It's a lesbian thing.


I understand. I am one, minus the rug.
Title: Re: Ruh Roh! DUmbasses fall for yet another hoax
Post by: jukin on November 27, 2013, 10:20:38 AM
What's worse is the bulldyke then solicited donations to HER that she would forward to the Wounded Warrior Project....sure.