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Current Events => Archives => Politics => Election 2008 => Topic started by: bijou on June 25, 2008, 12:05:30 PM
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A dozen priests have been chanting around a sacred fire in New Dehli as a group of Indians offered prayers to the Hindu monkey god Hanuman to grant victory to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
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Local businessman Brij Mohan Bhama, who organised the event, said a victory would be good for India and the rest of world 'because he stands for change' and would help stem growing 'price rises, poverty and terrorism'.
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=191109&in_page_id=2)
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A dozen priests have been chanting around a sacred fire in New Dehli as a group of Indians offered prayers to the Hindu monkey god Hanuman to grant victory to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
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Local businessman Brij Mohan Bhama, who organised the event, said a victory would be good for India and the rest of world 'because he stands for change' and would help stem growing 'price rises, poverty and terrorism'.
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=191109&in_page_id=2)
this just in from the obama campaign; "to attribute the statements of Hanuman to me, despite the fact that they contradict my long held monkey positions, is clearly a huge stretch of the imagination. this certainly isn't the Hanuman that I knew. but having said all that, I assure all of the monkey supporters of hanuman that I will reach out to them in a spirit of healing, unity, and poo-flinging to help all monkeys everywhere achieve their true potential."
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Oooopppssss, wrong god. Everyone knows that you pray to Zeus for these kinds of things. He only routes through India.
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Oooopppssss, wrong god. Everyone knows that you pray to Zeus for these kinds of things. He only routes through India.
OMG! is zeus outsourcing jobs overseas now, too? :thatsright:
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Oooopppssss, wrong god. Everyone knows that you pray to Zeus for these kinds of things. He only routes through India.
Those deity help desks aren't what they used to be. :(
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A dozen priests have been chanting around a sacred fire in New Dehli as a group of Indians offered prayers to the Hindu monkey god Hanuman to grant victory to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
The priests then went on to claim that aids was an attack on black Americans, white people clung to God and guns when they are insecure, and that this was the first time the monkey god was proud of America (in spite of hamburgers).
After the ceremony the priests sent their revered elder to retire in a white American suburb with a $10 million dollar line of credit.
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Oooopppssss, wrong god. Everyone knows that you pray to Zeus for these kinds of things. He only routes through India.
OMG! is zeus outsourcing jobs overseas now, too? :thatsright:
Press '1' for Lightning Bolts, '2' for Smiting, '8' for Spanish.
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Oooopppssss, wrong god. Everyone knows that you pray to Zeus for these kinds of things. He only routes through India.
OMG! is zeus outsourcing jobs overseas now, too? :thatsright:
Press '1' for Lightning Bolts, '2' for Smiting, '8' for Spanish.
I wish to have smiting make a comeback. I'd also like to start saying "so mote it be" once again. Oh how I yearn for the yesteryears. :evillaugh:
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I smote your karma !!! :tongue:
:fuelfire:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I smote your karma !!! :tongue:
:fuelfire:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Are you sure don't mean "smoked"...?
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Silly stories like this reminded me of "Chielf Walking Feather" (so full of shit he can't fly) Bill Clinton. Every time a non-incumbent Dem gets their party's nomination, some silly f**king tribe "bestows" a title on them. And the media laps it up.
More free campaign time for the opposition.