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Lady Freedom Returns (6,316 posts)
So what is everyone doing for Thanksgiving??
Last edited Mon Nov 25, 2013, 11:18 PM - Edit history (1)
Me, I have an invite to spend it with my friend and his family. It is going to be a fish fry and his mom promised me Real Apache Fry Bread!!!
So what are you guys up to???
In case anyone doesn't know what Indian fry bread is... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018523031)
It's literally fried dough. And they put beans and cheese on it.
Fried dough. What the Joads ate when they had nothing else.
Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to Amber and let's hope she's able to steal away to the bathroom to take a whore's bath before suppertime.
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In case anyone doesn't know what Indian fry bread is...
But it has the name "Apache" in it. :whatever:
What a simpleton. I wonder if she's mentally challenged.
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But it has the name "Apache" in it. :whatever:
What a simpleton. I wonder if she's mentally challenged.
I wonder how to say, "Jesus, I bet the Pilgrims that ate with the Wampanoag in 1622 didn't smell as bad as this hose-beast" in Apache...
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Apache!
Still the best music video ever.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Apache_zpsc6dcd923.png)
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,316 posts)
So what is everyone doing for Thanksgiving??
Last edited Mon Nov 25, 2013, 11:18 PM - Edit history (1)
Me, I have an invite to spend it with my friend and his family. It is going to be a fish fry and his mom promised me Real Apache Fry Bread!!!
If there is anything I cannot stomach it's that darn imitation Apache Fry Bread that I see in the stores. I am so so jealous!
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,316 posts)
So what is everyone doing for Thanksgiving??
Me, I have an invite to spend it with my friend and his family. It is going to be a fish fry and his mom promised me Real Apache Fry Bread!!!
So what are you guys up to???
Ah, yes. The traditional Apache Thanksgiving fish fry.
I remember watching that Rankin-Bass holiday special, "Happy Thanksgiving, Tonto". The fish fry was my favorite part!
<snif>
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If there is anything I cannot stomach it's that darn imitation Apache Fry Bread that I see in the stores. I am so so jealous!
I know! And notice it's not just real, it's Real.
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Response to Blue_Tires (Reply #2)
Mon Nov 25, 2013, 06:36 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,316 posts)
3. I don't think I will be watching much TV...
His kid Sister wants to take me horseback riding and then His mom has promised to show me how she does Fry Bread!
Well that explains why every clydesdale west of the Rio Grande is nervous these days.
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Question, as I'm most curious, and being w-a-a-a-a-y too busy, can't manage to look for it.
Is there any recent instance (just saying one saw it's okay, no links or quotes needed) where the convenience store primitive mentioned her laptop?
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Apache!
Still the best music video ever.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Apache_zpsc6dcd923.png)
Homie pls, postin' the that pic is nice but the video is what kills it.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLK5ZOjWaXE[/youtube]
First thing I thought of too, :rotf:
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Question, as I'm most curious, and being w-a-a-a-a-y too busy, can't manage to look for it.
Is there any recent instance (just saying one saw it's okay, no links or quotes needed) where the convenience store primitive mentioned her laptop?
Strangely enough, I too have noticed a dearth of commentary regarding her laptop, coach.
As you would say, one wonders about that.
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Question, as I'm most curious, and being w-a-a-a-a-y too busy, can't manage to look for it.
Is there any recent instance (just saying one saw it's okay, no links or quotes needed) where the convenience store primitive mentioned her laptop?
I've got it!
I'm trying to clean it up so I can give it to my brother.
It was/is infested with malware, the worst I've ever seen and I need to replace the monitor, I guess it got hit by a car.
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I've got it!
I'm trying to clean it up so I can give it to my brother.
It was/is infested with malware, the worst I've ever seen and I need to replace the monitor, I guess it got hit by a car.
Was it difficult to remove the smell and all the bedbugs?
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My favorite.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2PzagXsD0Y&list=RD3hph771Ogds[/youtube]
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I wonder how to say, "Jesus, I bet the Pilgrims that ate with the Wampanoag in 1622 didn't smell as bad as this hose-beast" in Apache...
:lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
There's an H5 in there somewhere!
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You have to wonder how "Whitecloud" explained her to his family. "Hey, Ma, I met this great chick who is living on the streets. Mind if I bring her home for Thanksgiving?"
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You have to wonder how "Whitecloud" explained her to his family. "Hey, Ma, I met this great chick who is living on the streets. Mind if I bring her home for Thanksgiving?"
I wonder how he got the name Whitecloud.
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I wonder how he got the name Whitecloud.
:stoner:
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DUmmies are an interesting group.
One day they are down-playing T'giving because it is wrong to celebrate the diseases, theft, and death the early white settlers (and everyone since, according to DU lore) inflicted upon all native Americans, and now, there are some who seem to WANT to celebrate.
One wonders what sort of pestilence LFR brings to the holiday table.
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DUmmies are an interesting group.
One day they are down-playing T'giving because it is wrong to celebrate the diseases, theft, and death the early white settlers (and everyone since, according to DU lore) inflicted upon all native Americans, and now, there are some who seem to WANT to celebrate.
One wonders what sort of pestilence LFR brings to the holiday table.
I made this point before: why do they HATE Columbus Day, but LOVE Thanksgiving? It makes zero sense.
Wait - hang on. Columbus Day isn't associated with cramming your yap full of food and screaming about politics with people who've done you wrong your whole life. THAT might explain it: they can set their freeper brothers-in-law straight while widening their asses at the same time.
And in any event I am less worried about LFR bringing pestilence to the top of the table than I am about her effect on her chair, and underneath the table.
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It is going to be a fish fry and his mom promised me Real Apache Fry Bread!!!
The Apaches were a tribe of savages who lived in the desert southwest, right?
I wonder if a real Apache ever saw a fish. Or a slot machine.
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The Apaches were a tribe of savages who lived in the desert southwest, right?
I wonder if a real Apache ever saw a fish. Or a slot machine.
Didn't the Apaches invent a slot machine that dispensed fish?
Those noble savages have no use for money, after all.
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So, Whitecloud and his family are having DUmmie for Thanksgiving Dinner. I guess that's one way to get revenge on the white man, but I thought cannibalism died out among the Indians centuries ago.
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So, Whitecloud and his family are having DUmmie for Thanksgiving Dinner. I guess that's one way to get revenge on the white man, but I thought cannibalism died out among the Indians centuries ago.
I just hope they remember to clean their food before they cook it.
Ugh.
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Apache Bread Recipe (http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/apache-fry-bread.html)
4 cups all-purpose flour
1/4 cup baking powder
1 tablespoon salt
3 cups water
5 pounds lard
Yep, looks like they got the main ingredient covered...
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You know, you could skip the lard and used some yeast to made real bread.
Man, that looks nasty.
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Apache Bread Recipe (http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/apache-fry-bread.html)
Yep, looks like they got the main ingredient covered...
"5 pounds lard" Now we know why they invited Amber.
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"5 pounds lard" Now we know why they invited Amber.
What's 5 pounds more when you're already 300 pounds of lard?
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That isn't bread. it's a recipe for paste. :banghead:
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"5 pounds lard" Now we know why they invited Amber.
I'm afraid they're going to have some left over...
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It's shaping up to be a decent day tomorrow in Joplin. The high will be near 50, with a slight breeze.
Even if her sisters only brought home food from the fast food joints they work at, it would be more appetizing than that "bread".
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It's shaping up to be a decent day tomorrow in Joplin. The high will be near 50, with a slight breeze.
Even if her sisters only brought home food from the fast food joints they work at, it would be more appetizing than that "bread".
Doesn't one of her dear sisters work at Wendy's?
A bag full of their new chicken sammiches and a couple of Frosties apiece would suit them right down to the ground.
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Doesn't one of her dear sisters work at Wendy's?
A bag full of their new chicken sammiches and a couple of Frosties apiece would suit them right down to the ground.
Annette works at Popeye's.
I believe either she or Crystal Naydean may have worked at Wendy's earlier, in charge of stirring the dressings on the salad bar.
Sloppy customers often dribble ranch dressing through the Russian, or French dressing through the bleu cheese.
A skilled dressing stirrer is critical to keeping everything looking nice and pristine.
It's an important job that should pay a living wage.
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Annette works at Popeye's.
I believe either she or Crystal Naydean may have worked at Wendy's earlier, in charge of stirring the dressings on the salad bar.
Sloppy customers often dribble ranch dressing through the Russian, or French dressing through the bleu cheese.
A skilled dressing stirrer is critical to keeping everything looking nice and pristine.
It's an important job that should pay a living wage.
If only Amber was in the bosom of her loving family, she could have a big plate of Popeye's and a mess of red beans with rice. It's practically a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving!
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I grew up in Arizona and lived there 50 years. I knew a lot of indians. No self respecting apache would name their kid, Whitecloud. White Cloud is a name for toilet paper brand, not an Apache.
The part of this story that won't be told..."After a fun day of horse back riding, good company and good food, the Whitecloud family drove Amber back to the underpass where she lived. Only later did they discover all their silverware was missing."
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If only Amber was in the bosom of her loving family, she could have a big plate of Popeye's and a mess of red beans with rice. It's practically a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving!
There's a good chance Amber's Thanksgiving meal was exactly like that of the meal Charlie Brown had: buttered toast, popcorn, pretzel stick, and jelly beans.
Later, Charlie went to a family member's house, and had a REAL Thanksgiving meal.
There is a moral in there that applies to Amber, but she's too stupid to figure it out.
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I still think there's an even chance that Amber never left Joplin.
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I still think there's an even chance that Amber never left Joplin.
(http://granitegrok.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/The-Wizard-of-Oz-House-on-witch.jpg)
Been posting to the DU from between the joists for months now