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Title: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: beefeater on November 22, 2013, 06:45:57 PM
And the DUmmies follow like the lemmings they are.

12 years of moleing and this is one of the most absurd threads I've participated in.

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On the wall at the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library in Boston, Massachusetts

      

Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: Big Dog on November 22, 2013, 06:49:19 PM
And a great "plonk" was heard across the land...
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: Skul on November 22, 2013, 06:53:48 PM
Standard pittian dots. Jees, what a bunch of morons.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024074622
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: ChuckJ on November 22, 2013, 07:58:46 PM
Believe it or not, my wife actually asked me today what was so great about JFK. I told her that a lot of women wanted to bed him. Then she asked, "but what did he do?" I answered, "a lot of women that were not his wife."

While the above is 100% true, I don't have a huge problem with JFK. He's a better American that 99.9% of the dems in office today, and I really don't think he could get the dem nomination if he was alive today. I do have a problem, however, with his deification.
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 22, 2013, 08:18:47 PM
I do have a problem, however, with his deification.
He's nothing compared with Roosevelt.

An old lady who lived on a farm I used to hunt in the 60s had two framed photographs on her mantel.

One was her deceased husband, lying in his coffin. The other was FDR.

That was a pretty common gallery.
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: FlaGator on November 22, 2013, 08:38:09 PM
I like to remind liberals that JFK wasn't murdered by an evil capitalist.
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: Chris_ on November 22, 2013, 08:45:31 PM
He's nothing compared with Roosevelt.

An old lady who lived on a farm I used to hunt in the 60s had two framed photographs on her mantel.

One was her deceased husband, lying in his coffin. The other was FDR.

That was a pretty common gallery.
They do that in North Korea as well.
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: ChuckJ on November 22, 2013, 09:04:21 PM
I like to remind liberals that JFK wasn't murdered by an evil capitalist.

So you don't consider Poppy Bush an evil capitalist?  :-)
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: Chris_ on November 22, 2013, 10:13:27 PM
So my bank lowered their flags to half mast today. :jerkit: ::)
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: Big Dog on November 22, 2013, 11:04:27 PM
So my bank lowered their flags to half mast today. :jerkit: ::)

Maybe they were mourning the death of the dollar.
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: FlaGator on November 23, 2013, 01:41:09 AM
So you don't consider Poppy Bush an evil capitalist?  :-)

I live my life by Occam's Razor, the bane of all liberals.
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: ChuckJ on November 23, 2013, 07:22:08 AM
I live my life by Occam's Razor, the bane of all liberals.

Hmm. Occam's Razor? Do the liberals not like it because it sounds like a personal hygiene devise or because as a philosophical premise it blows so much of their ideas out of the water? Probably both.

They do, however, tend to follow their on twisted version of it. For instance,

If there is a tornado in Illinois it is Bush's fault.
If you steal a remote then tell the entire world wide web about it and the organization from which the remote was stolen finds out about it it is the Caves fault.
If you add "........................." to anything it makes you deep and thoughtful.
If someone with a fatal disease dies either Bush or coach whacked 'em.
If 0 plays golf and the military takes out a bad guy then 0 is a Rambo hero with the wisdom of Sun Tzu.
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 23, 2013, 01:27:17 PM

If someone with a fatal disease dies either Bush or coach whacked 'em.
Slander!! George W. Bush has killed no one.

Anyone whacked by coach either had a terminal illness, or would have had one sooner or later.
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: Big Dog on November 23, 2013, 01:44:49 PM
Slander!! George W. Bush has killed no one.

Anyone whacked by coach either had a terminal illness, or would have had one sooner or later.

Everybody's gotta die from something.

Coach just helps some of them on their journey.
Title: Re: Pied Piper Pitt Pitches face down into his keyboard
Post by: ChuckJ on November 23, 2013, 02:44:42 PM
Slander!! George W. Bush has killed no one.

Anyone whacked by coach either had a terminal illness, or would have had one sooner or later.

I didn’t mention any particular Bush; however, since you have mentioned it, I have a friend who actually met George W. Bush back when W was president. My friend was doing some sort of work, don't know what kind, in some location where W was in attendance. My friend said that W took the time to go around and talk to and shake the hands of the workers. My friend said that W was the nicest guy you’d ever want to meet. Sound familiar? Have you ever seen coach and W in the same place at the same time?