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Title: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 22, 2013, 03:30:18 PM
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Fri Nov 22, 2013, 03:06 PM

 fizzgig (18,874 posts)


my husband lost his job this week


 they called him on monday and fired him over the phone. they haven't given him a reason yet, but i'm sure they will when he goes to pick up his last check. he suspects a couple of things it could be, but they aren't very good reasons.
 
ill timing for sure, but i'm not in panic mode. he's already filed for unemployment and is putting out applications. he can drive big trucks and move heavy boxes, so i'm hoping he can get on with ups or fed ex, at least for the holidays. he's thinking about going to get his cdl permit, too.
 
there is no way we can live on my pay alone, but we have rent covered, bills are paid for the month, car insurance isn't due for a couple of months and i can feed us pretty cheaply. i'm no stranger to the food bank and am probably still signed up with them. we do have to get the car aligned and, as much as i hate to do it, that will probably go on the credit card. i can defer my student loan payments if need be.
 
it won't affect our thanksgiving because dad foots the bill on that. christmas will be what it is, i know everyone will understand if we can't do much.
 
our big problem is that we have $75 in savings, so we have nothing to fall back on. and it also means that he has no health insurance, so i need to figure out what that means in regards to the aca.
 
i know i will feel differently if nothing has changed in a couple of weeks, but we'll deal with that when it comes. no use in worrying about it, all we can do is hope for the best and plan for the worst. but good thoughts would be appreciated nonetheless.

gl, DUmbass, hope things work out.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 22, 2013, 03:32:32 PM
One MAJOR hole in this "story".

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they haven't given him a reason yet

he's already filed for unemployment

Umm, won't you need to know that when you apply for unemployment compensation?  :thatsright:

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and it also means that he has no health insurance, so i need to figure out what that means in regards to the aca

Setting up a future bouncy or "Obamacare saved my life" story.  :whatever:



EDIT - Hey DUmmy...capitalizing the first letter of your sentences is a good idea.  Look into it.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 22, 2013, 03:38:03 PM
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Sat Aug 3, 2013, 02:56 AM
fizzgig (18,874 posts)

just shaved all my hair off


been in a funk lately and my hair has always been the one thing i can change about myself, so i did. did the same thing for my 30th and it is the most fantastic feeling.

And she recently talked about committing her husband to a loony bin.
That could have something to do with his job security.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: franksolich on November 22, 2013, 03:46:57 PM
EDIT - Hey DUmmy...capitalizing the first letter of your sentences is a good idea.  Look into it.

This issue's been brought up before, by primitives themselves.

The fizzy primitive, who likes to run around the house without any clothes on, said she just don't like using capital letters.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Freeper on November 22, 2013, 03:49:55 PM
One MAJOR hole in this "story".

Umm, won't you need to know that when you apply for unemployment compensation?  :thatsright:

Setting up a future bouncy or "Obamacare saved my life" story.  :whatever:



EDIT - Hey DUmmy...capitalizing the first letter of your sentences is a good idea.  Look into it.

No doubt he will qualify for a wonderful policy with maternity care and free birth control. Not one of those junk plans that only covers what he needs.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 22, 2013, 03:53:46 PM
This issue's been brought up before, by primitives themselves.

The fizzy primitive, who likes to run around the house without any clothes on, said she just don't like using capital letters.

It is almost as bad as that clown "Sniffa" who capitalized every "L".
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Big Dog on November 22, 2013, 04:04:48 PM
This issue's been brought up before, by primitives themselves.

The fizzy primitive, who likes to run around the house without any clothes on, said she just don't like using capital letters.

Capital letters are the phallic symbols of the English language; symbols of patriarchy.

This moment of institutional sexism was brought to you by the letters I, J, L, T, and Y, and by the number Eleventy.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Dori on November 22, 2013, 04:17:17 PM
One MAJOR hole in this "story".

Umm, won't you need to know that when you apply for unemployment compensation?  :thatsright

She said he was fired, not laid off.  In Calif. if your fired, you can't collect unemployment.

Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Crazy Horse on November 22, 2013, 04:30:09 PM
She said he was fired, not laid off.  In Calif. if your fired, you can't collect unemployment.



Pretty sure it depends on cause.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 22, 2013, 04:37:14 PM
Capital letters are the phallic symbols of the English language; symbols of patriarchy.

 :rofl:

I have very little doubt about the veracity of that claim.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 22, 2013, 04:39:20 PM
He can drive trucks....he's thinking about applying for his CDL permit....?????? :???:
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 22, 2013, 04:39:48 PM
Pretty sure it depends on cause.

It does in Illinois.  They actually do investigate the circumstances.  Simply being fired or quitting doesn't cut it, amazingly enough.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 22, 2013, 04:41:09 PM
He can drive trucks....he's thinking about applying for his CDL permit....?????? :???:

....and lift heavy boxes, but Dad foots the bill for Thanksgiving.

 :???:
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: franksolich on November 22, 2013, 04:50:30 PM
The fizzy one lives in Colorado.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Dori on November 22, 2013, 05:03:29 PM
Pretty sure it depends on cause.

Here, if you lose your job through no fault of your own, you can get unemployment.  But "fired" over the phone sounds like something he caused.  Also, another law here, if your fired or laid off, you have to be paid right away.  It's illegal to withhold final pay until the next scheduled pay period.

Don't know what Colorado's rules are.

Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: vesta111 on November 22, 2013, 05:43:13 PM
....and lift heavy boxes, but Dad foots the bill for Thanksgiving.

 :???:

 :lmao:  Up here north of everywhere, one needs a CDL to drive a school bus 2-3 hours a day.  

Her husband better up and start studying for one, and practice backing a trailer into a dock or garage.

Fun for us Yankees is sitting on the dock watching the folks try to maneuver their boat trailers into the water.

Or better fun is in SF. watching folks try to parallel park on the hills.

Takes more to making a living driving a truck, normal truck then one with more then 4 tires. And just because Hubby can today lift 50 pounds does not mean he will not in the future throw out his back and be out of work for 3 months.

Good old Dad footing the bill for Thanksgiving.   I wonder when you will learn to save money and not stop living paycheck to paycheck.     Will there ever come a time when your kids can say you footed the bill for any kind of meal ????

Keep your eyes on the Penny's,  Get a big empty pickle jar and every night put your change into it be it only a nickel or dime.   When you use coupons for 25 cents off an item put that 25 cents into the jar.   Buy something half off, put the savings into the jar.    Quit smoking and put  $25.00 a week into the jar.  

Amazing the money we can save if we keep our mind on the penny's.  Every 6 months empty and sort it out,  you may find a couple hundred bucks in change if not more.

I did once live paycheck to paycheck for a short time it was awful. Only by using every trick in the book to SAVE money did I get out of that trap.  I canceled all credit cards but one for emergency's, this one had had no charges for 6 months.   At 5 months I canceled it and went with another card that had no charges for 6 months and on and on. When I was forced to use the card I made sure I could pay in full in 30 days.

So much money is hidden under our nose, we use it not knowing we do so.   Living pay check to pay check is a losers deal. one thinks they have no choice but if they take the effort to watch the penny's they can soon dig themselves out of a hole.


Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 22, 2013, 07:09:41 PM
Sheesh, $75 in savings? That's pocket lint! You have to be a special kind of idiot to consider that savings.  Guess you really can't expect much more than that out of professional victims though.  Just for full disclosure... I'm a huge proponent of the cushion system.  I hate having to balance a checkbook so having a rough idea of the monthly output and staying well below that makes the accounts grow.  It's really not rocket science. You'd think the smartest people in the room would have enough financial knowledge to not dance around the red hole month to month but I guess that's really asking too much.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Skul on November 22, 2013, 07:13:14 PM
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it won't affect our thanksgiving because dad foots the bill on that. christmas will be what it is, i know everyone will understand if we can't do much.
Even odds that fizz comes back with a bouncy on how bad it was at her parents.
Evil Teabagging parents comment on cost of Obumocare and fizzy educates them.
Any takers?
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: kraven on November 22, 2013, 07:13:28 PM
She writes about Thanksgiving Dinner as if it ranked right up there in importance like rent and the electric bill. From what I read, they don't even have kids. I can't imagine making my parents buy my food for Thanksgiving, if I didn't have the money. I'd make rice and beans or eat cereal and be thankful for the food on my plate. You don't need turkey and pie for that.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Skul on November 22, 2013, 07:20:21 PM
She writes about Thanksgiving Dinner as if it ranked right up there in importance like rent and the electric bill. From what I read, they don't even have kids. I can't imagine making my parents buy my food for Thanksgiving, if I didn't have the money. I'd make rice and beans or eat cereal and be thankful for the food on my plate. You don't need turkey and pie for that.
But...I like pie.  :bawl:
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: franksolich on November 22, 2013, 07:20:40 PM
Quit smoking and put $25.00 a week into the jar.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I wish, vesta dear.  Twenty-five bucks?
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Skul on November 22, 2013, 07:26:08 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I wish, vesta dear.  Twenty-five bucks?
Maybe fizzy smokes a pipe.


No, wait a minute.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 22, 2013, 07:34:56 PM
Here, if you lose your job through no fault of your own, you can get unemployment.  But "fired" over the phone sounds like something he caused.  Also, another law here, if your fired or laid off, you have to be paid right away.  It's illegal to withhold final pay until the next scheduled pay period.

Don't know what Colorado's rules are.



72 hours in WV, Dori. When I worked for the restaurant chain here locally back in the 80's, when you fired someone, you took the money out of the safe or register, depending on the amount, had the firee sign the documentation, and sent them on their way. That was a state law. Been too long ago to remember what the federal law was but I seem to recall at the time there was no federal law. Might have changed now. You also had to fill out documentation and send it to the state labor board, unemployment, etc.

Pain in the ass is what is was. Usually we just cut the employees hours to 5 a week, and then we they came in, we told them they weren't needed that day. They got the hint and quit on their own. Saved on unemployment too. A lot of the ones we needed to get rid of were thieves and the crew would do that on their own. They didn't want corporate security coming in and making life miserable for everyone. Those assholes would nail you for getting a coke. I didn't care if my girls would get a coke. Shoot I didn't care if they got a meal... as long as my food cost was good. It's that way in every restaurant.

One thing I learned back then... we you got people that are busting their ass for peanuts, they hate a thief. Especially if said thief steals from their fellow emps.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Big Dog on November 22, 2013, 07:44:07 PM
Maybe fizzy smokes a pipe.


No, wait a minute.

And it goes a little something like this:

(http://www.alfredtpalmer.com/rendition.medium/Italy008%20old%20woman%20with%20pipe.jpg)
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 22, 2013, 07:44:27 PM
He can drive trucks....he's thinking about applying for his CDL permit....?????? :???:

Yeah...he can drive them, he just can't legally drive them.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Skul on November 22, 2013, 07:48:40 PM
And it goes a little something like this:

(http://www.alfredtpalmer.com/rendition.medium/Italy008%20old%20woman%20with%20pipe.jpg)
Not that kind of pipe, ya stinkbug!  :tongue:
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Big Dog on November 22, 2013, 07:51:40 PM
Not that kind of pipe, ya stinkbug!  :tongue:

Oops, my bad.

Here she is:

(http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/02/03/bong,booze,grandma,granny,marijuana,old,lady-7b2715f82442058f1452ffe721535b02_h.jpg)
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 22, 2013, 08:25:59 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I wish, vesta dear.  Twenty-five bucks?

Once more I recall North Carolina billboards in the late 1970s advertising cigarettes for $2.12 a carton.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 22, 2013, 08:38:55 PM
There must be a loop hole in Obama's cigarette tax.....Presently I was paying close to $40 a carton for name brand cigs. Before my heart attack 15 years ago I was smoking the hell outta HAV-A-TAMPA JEWEL cigars....and I inhaled. Recently a fellow offered me a filtered cigar telling me they were real cheap by the carton. Just to be mannerly, I smoked it expecting it to be "trash" off the warehouse floor in India or something. Well, it reminded me of the HAV-A-TAMPA JEWELs I used to smoke. I was surprised.

Long story short, I am now smoking the blooming things. Half as many of them as I did cigarettes and at $8.90 a carton. I have cut my tobacco habit cost to about 1/4 or less of what it was.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Tucker on November 22, 2013, 08:41:22 PM
Maybe fizzy smokes a pipe.


No, wait a minute.

And plays a flute.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Tucker on November 22, 2013, 08:42:58 PM
They just bought the cottage in the woods this summer.

I'll give em 50 cents on the dollar.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Skul on November 22, 2013, 08:50:47 PM
Oops, my bad.

Here she is:

(http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/02/03/bong,booze,grandma,granny,marijuana,old,lady-7b2715f82442058f1452ffe721535b02_h.jpg)
That's pretty close. Now, go find one that shaved her head.

No, don't forget I said that.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: dutch508 on November 22, 2013, 08:52:17 PM
It is almost as bad as that clown "Sniffa" who capitalized every "L".

Yeah... that was a tad odd.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 22, 2013, 08:56:57 PM
Yeah... that was a tad odd.

Even more odd was his living arrangements. I seem to recall he left his wife for the girl that was living with them.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Tucker on November 22, 2013, 08:58:26 PM
Even more odd was his living arrangements. I seem to recall he left his wife for the girl that was living with them.

BiBaby.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: 67 Rover on November 22, 2013, 09:30:03 PM
Sheesh, $75 in savings? That's pocket lint! You have to be a special kind of idiot to consider that savings.  Guess you really can't expect much more than that out of professional victims though.  Just for full disclosure... I'm a huge proponent of the cushion system.  I hate having to balance a checkbook so having a rough idea of the monthly output and staying well below that makes the accounts grow.  It's really not rocket science. You'd think the smartest people in the room would have enough financial knowledge to not dance around the red hole month to month but I guess that's really asking too much.

You give them too much credit, keep in mind these are the same people who claim that raising the debt ceiling will not increase the debt. :whatever:
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 22, 2013, 09:40:43 PM
You give them too much credit, keep in mind these are the same people who claim that raising the debt ceiling will not increase the debt. :whatever:

Don't get me started on the debt ceiling....too late.  My wife's supposedly intelligent college professor uncle had quite the discussion with me awhile ago about just that very thing.  When pressed on how exactly we're supposed to pay for all of these government programs, he simply said "raise taxes and borrow more money."  The stupidity was far too much to bear and the conversation quickly died. 
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Freeper on November 22, 2013, 09:41:49 PM
You give them too much credit, keep in mind these are the same people who claim that raising the debt ceiling will not increase the debt. :whatever:

That is true actually, raising the limit doesn't raise the debt, it's the spending that raises the debt.  It does make it possible and very likely the debt will increase though.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Freeper on November 22, 2013, 09:44:55 PM
Don't get me started on the debt ceiling....too late.  My wife's supposedly intelligent college professor uncle had quite the discussion with me awhile ago about just that very thing.  When pressed on how exactly we're supposed to pay for all of these government programs, he simply said "raise taxes and borrow more money."  The stupidity was far too much to bear and the conversation quickly died.

It's like using your MasterCard to pay your visa bill, then turning around and paying your MasterCard with your visa, eventually the interest will make it so both cards are maxed out and you can't pay either. Only in this case MasterCard and visa won't let you simply raise your credit limit.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 22, 2013, 09:46:17 PM
You give them too much credit, keep in mind these are the same people who claim that raising the debt ceiling will not increase the debt. :whatever:

I should try that line with my credit card company.  "Please raise my credit limit, after all, just because I have more credit available doesn't mean that I'll rack up more debt"   O-)
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Skul on November 22, 2013, 09:50:13 PM
Lets go back to fizzy's original post for just a minute.
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Fri Nov 22, 2013, 03:06 PM
 fizzgig (18,874 posts)

my husband lost his job this week

 they called him on monday and fired him over the phone. they haven't given him a reason yet, but i'm sure they will when he goes to pick up his last check. he suspects a couple of things it could be, but they aren't very good reasons. >snip<
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they called him on monday and fired him over the phone.
Can't blame them for that.
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they haven't given him a reason yet
I'll bet they did.
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i'm sure they will when he goes to pick up his last check
He knows, so do you.
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he suspects a couple of things it could be
Can we say drugs, yet?
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they aren't very good reasons
Oh, no, of course not.  :lmao:

Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Tucker on November 23, 2013, 03:27:34 AM
That is true actually, raising the limit doesn't raise the debt, it's the spending that raises the debt.  It does make it possible and very likely the debt will increase though.

As Bela Pelosi said, we don't have a spending problem, we have a revenue problem.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: diesel driver on November 23, 2013, 04:04:48 AM
As Bela Pelosi said, we don't have a spending problem, we have a revenue problem.

Popeye Pelosi also said every dollar spent on an EBT card generated $2 something in economic growth.   :hammer:

In that case, we ALL need to be on food stamps, and the economy will be booming, right?   :mental:
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Tucker on November 23, 2013, 06:40:13 AM
Popeye Pelosi also said every dollar spent on an EBT card generated $2 something in economic growth.   :hammer:

In that case, we ALL need to be on food stamps, and the economy will be booming, right?   :mental:

I never avowed that anything that came from her mouth was valid.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Aristotelian on November 23, 2013, 07:29:59 AM
As Bela Pelosi said, we don't have a spending problem, we have a revenue problem.

In part she's right. That the government has been able to screw such heavy taxes out of those who make a genuine contribution to the economy has merely encouraged it to spend and created the dependency culture which is strangling the modern West. I don't think that that's what she meant, somehow.
Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 23, 2013, 07:52:52 AM
I think the husband, like so many at DU has serious sanity issues. I've met a number of young men at one of my old churches who had brain damage brought on by drug abuses in the past.

So this guy manages to hold a job and comes home to a nekid wife who shaved off all her hair.
"I'm FREEEEEE!" She screams. "Come my husband. Lets twist our wrinkled bodies together, and writhe about in mad passion!"

Trigger: Flashback to a really bad trip from the 70's. Husband runs screaming from the house. He stumbles into work the next morning, disheveled, stinky, drooling. All he does is mutter, "No hair. No Hair! Flabby, wrinkled flesh with no hair!"

It's no wonder he ended up fired.


Title: Re: Dummy "fizzgig"'s husband fired over the telephone
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 23, 2013, 12:47:55 PM
Can we say drugs, yet?

I'm suspecting it's more like either a 'tude issue or they're worried about him going nuts, in which case most employers will lie and say it's because of workload, a big order not materializing, have to cut personnel for a cash crunch, or some other bullshit story to keep from setting him off...of course, that's better for him, because if he isn't fired for cause, he'll qualify for unemployment.