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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on November 22, 2013, 12:56:32 PM

Title: Wee Willie is hitting the bottle earlier than usual on JFK day
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 22, 2013, 12:56:32 PM
The giant douche has posted numerous nonsensical threads about JFK.

My Dear Mr. President (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024076484)

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024074622)

"If by a 'Liberal' they mean..." (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024075796)

Charles P. Pierce | The Kennedy Assassination And American Fragility (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024074837)

Title: Re: Wee Willie is hitting the bottle earlier than usual on JFK day
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 22, 2013, 03:14:21 PM
More as Pitt moves onto his third pint of whiskey...

"What kind of peace do I mean, and what kind of a peace do we seek?" (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024077289)

:whatever: :whatever: :whatever:
Title: Re: Wee Willie is hitting the bottle earlier than usual on JFK day
Post by: zeitgeist on November 22, 2013, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on November 22, 2013, 03:14:21 PM
More as Pitt moves onto his third pint of whiskey...

"What kind of peace do I mean, and what kind of a peace do we seek?" (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024077289)

:whatever: :whatever: :whatever:

Shouldn't that be spelled Piece?  JFK was the original whore dog.  :-)
Title: Re: Wee Willie is hitting the bottle earlier than usual on JFK day
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 22, 2013, 03:27:42 PM
Kudos to Kiplinger's for publishing an honest piece on the actual performance of St. JFK.
Title: Re: Wee Willie is hitting the bottle earlier than usual on JFK day
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 22, 2013, 03:30:08 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 22, 2013, 03:27:42 PM
Kudos to Kiplinger's for publishing an honest piece on the actual performance of St. JFK.

Any link?
Title: Re: Wee Willie is hitting the bottle earlier than usual on JFK day
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 22, 2013, 03:33:50 PM
Damn right - Willie is posting one thread after another on JFK - guess it beats talking about Obama for him.

Oswald did it, maybe with a little help from his KGB friends, Willie. One of you.

Title: Re: Wee Willie is hitting the bottle earlier than usual on JFK day
Post by: Big Dog on November 22, 2013, 04:11:22 PM
In honor of JFK's life and achievements, Pitt ate a bunch of Demerol, drank a bottle of rum, gave the little missus a blonde wig and a white dress, pulled her into the front hall closet, and tried to screw her while he hummed "Camelot".

It didn't go well.
Title: Re: Wee Willie is hitting the bottle earlier than usual on JFK day
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 22, 2013, 05:05:08 PM
Quote from: Tess Anderson on November 22, 2013, 03:33:50 PM
Damn right - Willie is posting one thread after another on JFK - guess it beats talking about Obama for him.

Oswald did it, maybe with a little help from his KGB friends, Willie. One of you.

Yes.  They did it.  Not Dallas and the VAST!!111!!1eLeBiNtY!!11Right Wing Conspiracy.  Not two male models on the Grassy Knoll.  It was their beloved Left.  The true tragedy of the whole affair is the beatification job the LIbEral media and the future Mrs. Onassis did.  Any honest assessment of it will find a deeply flawed, mediocre bootleggers' son that was a media creation; through his morally depraved bootlegger father from the altered narrative of the PT-109 to a ghostwritten book to a nondescript Congressional stint. Why does that sound so familiar? hmmmmm....

pErIoD!!!11!!  

There (D)rUnken Boi, I fixed your whole life, now shut up.