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Title: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 21, 2013, 09:13:35 AM
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LaydeeBug (5,734 posts)

We've won most national elections since the ACA was upheld, and the tea baggers are STILL IMPLODING
   
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Our 2016 bench is *deep*, so we need to stay riled up on their implosion.

A glitchy website is tat amount to a BOMBSHELL? to Hurricane KATRINA?

Oh *HELL* the **** to the no.

Their drug addled tea bagging representatives need to be tested for drugs before we can test poor welfare recipients because **** their hypocrisy.

We need to make sure they haven't tainted their tea because Lord knows they've tainted their interpretation of The Constitution.

People claiming the moral high ground should not be standing on a heap of BULLSHIT when they do it.

We are *kicking* their asses. We've BEEN kicking their asses. There's still more ass to kick, but *Jesus* can we recognize some winning when we see it? When we do it? When we kick it? Whatever.

It's time to get back in fighting form

edit: for syntax. Damn me

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Laelth (17,161 posts)

2. Americans under the age of 30 prefer socialism to capitalism.

We are winning.

MLK was right about this one:

"The arc of history is long, but it bends toward justice."

-Laelth

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Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: txradioguy on November 21, 2013, 09:17:14 AM
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Laelth (17,161 posts)

2. Americans under the age of 30 prefer socialism to capitalism.

That is until they get out into the real world and have to try and live under the Statist Utopian rules they once cheered for.

Then they turn Conservative.

Churchill was right on that one.



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We are winning.


No not really.

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MLK was right about this one:

"The arc of history is long, but it bends toward justice."

-Laelth

Not the kind of "justice" you think he's talking about.  Maybe you should have spent less time on Capitol Hill as a staffer and more time actually practicing law.

Maybe then you'd know what MLK was talking about.
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Wineslob on November 21, 2013, 09:21:24 AM
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Maybe then you'd know what MLK was talking about.


That's pretty tough when the Left has hijacked history and converted it to their own version.


Did you know that Lincoln was a Democrat?


 :thatsright:
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 21, 2013, 09:22:38 AM
The election was won by questionable means.

Hey DUmmies chew on this.

CBS Poll: 84% of Democrats Want ObamaCare Changed or Repealed
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/11/20/cbs-poll-93-percent-want-obamacare-changed-repealed
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: USA4ME on November 21, 2013, 09:24:32 AM
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LaydeeBug

A glitchy website is tat amount to a BOMBSHELL? to Hurricane KATRINA?

Tat amount?!?

On a side issue, they went nutso over obamacare being compared to Hurricane Katrina. The whole objection is rather silly, considering that the point of comparison is not the underlying disasters but with the way in which the perception of presidential incompetence beleaguered both George W. Bush then and Obama now. Leave it to the primitives to be able to completely miss the point.

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Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: txradioguy on November 21, 2013, 09:26:33 AM



Did you know that Lincoln was a Democrat?


 :thatsright:

Yeah and I've seen some Libs lately claim Reagan was for socialized medicine too.

And lets not forget the KKK was a Republican organization as well.

 :whatever:

The Libs have done everything short of erasing people from pictures in order to rewrite history to their liking.
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 21, 2013, 09:32:11 AM
...and the wicked witch of the west (Nancy P) goes, "I'm melting".
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Karin on November 21, 2013, 09:34:10 AM
How come her pep rally isn't gathering any attendees?  She posted her OP at 12:15 in the middle of the night, last night.  At 10:00 this morning, she kicks it ala Pitt:

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Response to LaydeeBug (Original post)

Thu Nov 21, 2013, 10:00 AM

Star Member LaydeeBug (5,736 posts)

1. don't drink the tea. (shameless kick) nt

Then, Laelth's reply, then nothing. 
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: wasp69 on November 21, 2013, 09:42:22 AM
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Laelth (17,161 posts)

2. Americans under the age of 30 prefer socialism to capitalism.

They might have, Alan, if it had not been for the hard bite of reality that has hit them with obamacare.  When your shitty policies impacted them personally, all of that collectivist trash went out of the window.
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: USA4ME on November 21, 2013, 09:44:07 AM
Nov 30th is going to roll around and this mess still isn't going to be fixed. The primitives will claim it is and things are going swimmingly, but out in the real world....

Henry Chao, the chief digital architect for the federal health insurance marketplace, said yesterday that 30 percent to 40 percent of the project was still being built.

All the actions so far from Dear Leader seem designed to do nothing more than buy time, that is, forestall the reckoning. Oh, and what a reckoning it will be.

The primitives will claim it's working great. Expect increased references to racism and obstructionism. It's all they've got.

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Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: wasp69 on November 21, 2013, 09:46:02 AM
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LaydeeBug (5,734 posts)

A glitchy website is tat amount to a BOMBSHELL? to Hurricane KATRINA?

I have coined a new term to describe the low information slaves that have come to the conclusion that all of the hullabaloo over obamacare is about the shitty website.  I shall call them the blowjobbers because of their similarities to the clueless trash that thought Clinton was impeached for getting his knob polished.

Feel free to spread that one far and wide.   :-)
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 21, 2013, 09:55:37 AM
I have coined a new term to describe the low information slaves that have come to the conclusion that all of the hullabaloo over obamacare is about the shitty website.  I shall call them the blowjobbers because of their similarities to the clueless trash that thought Clinton was impeached for getting his knob polished.

Feel free to spread that one far and wide.   :-)
....but what about the lesbians?....slobberjobbers maybe?
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: jukin on November 21, 2013, 09:57:19 AM
If it is the Charlie Sheen kind of winning then the DUchebag might have a point.

eta:

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"Loyalty prevails among partisans, but among independents, 42 percent trust the Democratic Party more when it comes to handling healthcare compared with 58 percent who trust the Republican Party more."

For LUrking DUmbasses, that almost 50% more trust the repukes than the dimwits on health care. WINNING!!!1111!!!elebinty
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: USA4ME on November 21, 2013, 09:58:11 AM
I have coined a new term to describe the low information slaves that have come to the conclusion that all of the hullabaloo over obamacare is about the shitty website.  I shall call them the blowjobbers because of their similarities to the clueless trash that thought Clinton was impeached for getting his knob polished.

Feel free to spread that one far and wide.   :-)

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

They're in Stage 2 panic mode and it's going up.

The administration officials aren't even referring to it as obamacare anymore. It's unclear whether this is an effort to rebrand obamacare by dissociating it with the unpopular president or an effort to shore up the president's popularity by dissociating him with the unpopular law. Either one, though, would be quite a feat.

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Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 21, 2013, 09:59:48 AM
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Our 2016 bench is *deep*, so we need to stay riled up on their implosion.

What?  Who is on your bench, Elizabeth Warren and a bunch of skeletors?  I'll take our bench by a wide margin over yours.
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: USA4ME on November 21, 2013, 10:01:02 AM
....but what about the lesbians?....slobberjobbers maybe?

We could call it "HillaryCare".

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Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: jukin on November 21, 2013, 10:03:43 AM
What?  Who is on your bench, Elizabeth Warren and a bunch of skeletors?  I'll take our bench by a wide margin over yours.

Cankles!!! It's going to be Cankles to make socialism work.
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Rebel on November 21, 2013, 10:03:47 AM
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Laelth (17,161 posts)

2. Americans under the age of 30 prefer socialism to capitalism.


 :bs:
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 21, 2013, 10:07:19 AM

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Laelth (17,161 posts)

2. Americans under the age of 30 prefer socialism to capitalism.



 :bs:

I've never met anyone in person who has ever said that.  So yes, complete B.S.
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Chris_ on November 21, 2013, 10:16:34 AM
I've never met anyone in person who has ever said that.  So yes, complete B.S.
Laelth's "facts" are usually brown and smell funny.
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 21, 2013, 10:24:36 AM
Deep bench?  Bitch be trippin'.
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Chris_ on November 21, 2013, 10:28:37 AM
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Oh *HELL* the **** to the no.
It's the 90's again!

Wiggity wiggity wack, yo.
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Dori on November 21, 2013, 10:31:05 AM
Hey DUmmies....seen the new CBS poll?

Obama

Approve  37%
Disapprove 57%

Obamacare

Approve 31%
Diapprove 61%

http://hotair.com/archives/2013/11/20/cbs-poll-obama-approval-sinks-nine-points-in-a-month-to-37/

Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Bad Dog on November 21, 2013, 10:45:39 AM
It's time for occupoopers to hit the parks again.  Victory is in sight!!!!
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Karin on November 21, 2013, 10:58:04 AM
It's the 90's again!

Wiggity wiggity wack, yo.

 :rotf:  I burst out laughing. 

I cannot stop thinking of Laelth as a womyn.  I always pictured him/her as a woman, and that's what he'll stay.  Maybe it's the name.  It's so effeminate. 

Speaking of imploding, here is kind of a good read.  I'd have brought it over, but my mouse is acting funny. 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024063985
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: wasp69 on November 21, 2013, 11:44:53 AM
The administration officials aren't even referring to it as obamacare anymore. It's unclear whether this is an effort to rebrand obamacare by dissociating it with the unpopular president or an effort to shore up the president's popularity by dissociating him with the unpopular law. Either one, though, would be quite a feat.

I almost kinda hope they do pull off some kind of mojo with this "rebranding", I really do.  That way, when the big bomb drops next October, it'll be front and center until election day.

 :-)
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: wasp69 on November 21, 2013, 11:49:43 AM
I cannot stop thinking of Laelth as a womyn.  I always pictured him/her as a woman, and that's what he'll stay.  Maybe it's the name.  It's so effeminate. 

Might as well.  It's not like he's much to look at otherwise. 

Unless you like greasy haired, bearded, short, skinny girly men....

Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 21, 2013, 12:00:47 PM
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Laelth (17,161 posts)

2. Americans under the age of 30 prefer socialism to capitalism.

So did a lot of Eastern Europeans, for about a year.  It's because they don't know any better, moron.  They mostly have just come from the wonderful Socialist environment called Mommy and Daddy Pay-for-everything-ism. It all sounds sounds wonderful to Johnny and Janie; sitting staring go-go eyed at Professor Birkenstock as he peddles a line of debunked crap, not brought up in lecture, of course.

Then comes the real world.
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Karin on November 21, 2013, 12:30:37 PM
Unless you like greasy haired, bearded, short, skinny girly men....

I was at the Dollar General and I saw one like that.  He had a deep scowl of miserable resentment and anger on his face.  He was buying one can of DG brand soup.  He had a jacket on, that was yellow and covered with HUGE red hammer & sickle icons.  I almost threw up. 
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: hillneck on November 21, 2013, 12:38:02 PM
And then when reality hits them.  They will all stand around in a circle jerk and wonder what happened.
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: delilahmused on November 21, 2013, 01:26:30 PM
Where do they get their delusions? Seriously, have they not seen any polls, listened to the people, including many who voted for 0bama twice? It's like they've been living in a room with no windows, no TV, no radio, no computer since the 2008 election when everyone thought the planet was going to heal and the oceans would start rising.

Cindie
Title: Re: Re: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: txradioguy on November 21, 2013, 01:44:17 PM
Where do they get their delusions? Seriously, have they not seen any polls, listened to the people, including many who voted for 0bama twice? It's like they've been living in a room with no windows, no TV, no radio, no computer since the 2008 election when everyone thought the planet was going to heal and the oceans would start rising.

Cindie

According to the DUmmies all of that is just the RW bias and propaganda in news today.
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 21, 2013, 05:31:18 PM
Laelth is at it as usual.  :mental:
Title: Re: Did you know we're imploding?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 21, 2013, 05:35:48 PM
And then when reality hits them.  They will all stand around in a circle jerk and wonder what happened.

I hope it's running late and pulling a tandem Fruehauf when it does hit them.