I have problem.
When I'm at home I tend to wear shorts that have a drawstring.
Roughly 20% of the time (no, I haven't done a study) when I go to release the bow knot it turns into a real knot. Often it leaves me standing before the throne struggling to untie the new knot.
Is there some other knot I should be using?
It's called a belt!He's got you there. :ha:
What does he have in his bandolier? Six extra bullets and a Bic pen?
I have problem.
When I'm at home I tend to wear shorts that have a drawstring.
Roughly 20% of the time (no, I haven't done a study) when I go to release the bow knot it turns into a real knot. Often it leaves me standing before the throne struggling to untie the new knot.
Is there some other knot I should be using?
Yup. Never knew when he'd have to sign an autograph. He is Sean Connery, after all.
I have problem.
How about a shoelace-type bow?
Isn't that what a bow knot is?!?Oh, you want a slip knot.
Have I been tying my shoes wrong all these years? :panic:
Oh, you want a slip knot.
Tie an overhand knot....now tie a second overhand knot pulling one side of it up to form a single loop. When you want to undo things just pull the short end of the loop string.
Let me guess, you're not circumcised and you once got the foreskin caught in your zipper.....don't ask how I know about such things.....the memories are to painful :argh:.
I haven't laughed this hard for years, thank you for that gift.
BTW I have copied and pasted your instructions into a document and I will remain nekid until I figure it out.
Edit: You too Euph!