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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: BlueStateSaint on November 19, 2013, 08:57:11 AM
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I could have put this in the Lounge, but . . . I think it belongs here. From Townhall.
The Top 20 Signs That You Get All Your News From MSNBC
John Hawkins | Nov 19, 2013
1) The total extent of your knowledge about the world before 1970 is that Hitler was a lot like George W. Bush.
2) You once lectured the plumber clearing a clog in your toilet because you thought he didn't appreciate all the benefits he had received from "white privilege."
3) Not only do you have Sandra Fluke's autograph, you paid for it and it's hanging in your house.
4) You once took a sign to a protest that said, "Who Needs Oil? I Ride The Bus."
5) You are "pro-choice" on abortion, but believe religious groups should be forced to pay for your birth control.
The other 15 are here: http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2013/11/19/the-top-20-signs-that-you-get-all-your-news-from-msnbc-n1749089?utm_source=thdaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl
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Good ones. This thread could become epic with add ons. ;)
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21. Before the election was over in 2008, you went outside and scatched off all of your "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism" bumper stickers.
22. You think Obama should have been the next Pope because he's the real infallible one, and the only reason why everything is going wrong is because of the Republicans.
23. The republicans are fearmongers, but Al Gore is the next Elijah.
24. Anyone who even so much as looks at Obama wrong should be arrested and thrown in jail for treason.
25. Those who have even one dollar more than you should have their houses raided and all of their possessions confiscated.
26. Saying "under God" in the pledge of allegience in school, or anywhere is reprehensible. Prayer rugs and Korans in class? Noooo problem!
27. Guns carrying men are running around randomly shooting things.
28. Hot summer? Global warming. Cold winter? Global warming. Record snowfall? Global warming. Upset stomach? Global warming. Hangnail? Global warming. One Chicken McNugget slightly smaller than the rest? Global warming. Global cooling? Global warming.
29. You call 911 because you were severely traumatized after the guy behind you lightly tapped on his horn to get your attention after the light turned green.
30. You have a shrine dedicated to Ted Kennedy, and if anyone so much as mentions Chappaquiddick, you react with with a blue-hot rage, and God help anyone within a half mile radius.
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21 You believe the climate was stable, the earth at a constant temperature, and there were never any strong storms until the invention of conservatism and the SUV.