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Title: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 17, 2013, 05:52:21 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024048577

This is one of their oldest tactics, yet he acts like it's a brilliant original idea of his:

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Mr.Bill (1,556 posts)

Want to know how I have fun at the store?


At stores like Walmart and Kmart, I go to the book section and wherever I see displayed on a shelf books by idiots like Sarah Palin, Bill O'Rielly, Sean Hannity, etc., I place other books in front of them so anyone passing by doesn't see them.

 :whatever: dummy
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: ChuckJ on November 17, 2013, 05:56:41 PM
Want to know how normal people have fun on the internet?

Laughing at the DUnces that make up DemocratUnderground. Normal people especially laugh at the ones who think they're brilliant for doing something as childish as hiding books.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: dandi on November 17, 2013, 06:04:43 PM
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Mr.Bill (1,556 posts)

Want to know how I have fun at the store?


At stores like Walmart and Kmart, I go to the book section and wherever I see displayed on a shelf books by idiots like Sarah Palin, Bill O'Rielly, Sean Hannity, etc., I place other books in front of them so anyone passing by doesn't see them.

Dude, that's sooooo 2004.

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roody (7,813 posts)

10. I think it is jolly fun.

You don't get out much, do you? I can see you doing that over and over until the counselor rounds you all up for the bus trip back to "the home".
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: Big Dog on November 17, 2013, 06:05:15 PM
Only a DUmbshit would think hiding a book behind another would prevent people from buying it.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: dane on November 17, 2013, 06:42:03 PM
Why is this DUmmy admitting he goes into WalMart and KMart?
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: Skul on November 17, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
Why is this DUmmy admitting he goes into WalMart and KMart?
Good point. I walk behind them, and put them back in the right order.
Stupid DUmmie.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: Dori on November 17, 2013, 07:01:26 PM
Good point. I walk behind them, and put them back in the right order.
Stupid DUmmie.

I've done that.  Have rearranged more than one book display....to my liking  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: EagleKeeper on November 17, 2013, 07:06:22 PM
Hi DUmmie, do you want to know where I get my jollies?

It's finding duchbags like you.

If this is a mole someone needs to wave me off.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 17, 2013, 07:07:45 PM
Hide the remotes, hide conservative books, what's next?

God should not have hidden their brains from them....but then, a mind is a terrible thing to waste, so why try to put one in a DUmmie.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: Skul on November 17, 2013, 07:08:53 PM
Hi DUmmie, do you want to know where I get my jollies?

It's finding duchbags like you.

If this is a mole someone needs to wave me off.
No need, sir, I can take it.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 17, 2013, 07:10:58 PM
Want to know how normal people have fun on the internet?

Laughing at the DUnces that make up DemocratUnderground. Normal people especially laugh at the ones who think they're brilliant for doing something as childish as hiding books.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 17, 2013, 07:18:47 PM

     True story:     

     I saw some asshole turning all the Coulter books upside down at my local Barnes & Noble. Know why I didn't post it here? Because no one gives a crap. It impacts nothing. Those books are counted as SOLD before someone pays for them at Barnes & Noble, anyway.

     
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: obumazombie on November 17, 2013, 07:22:39 PM
Libs think conservative books tell conservatives what to do. All they do is reinforce what we already know about conservatism and liberalism. Lib books on the other hand do tell libs what to do and think.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: thundley4 on November 17, 2013, 07:27:09 PM
Every time I go to Walmart or K Mart, I plan on hiding the books by liberal authors.  I never do it though.  There aren't any best selling liberal authors. 
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: Skul on November 17, 2013, 07:33:13 PM
Every time I go to Walmart or K Mart, I plan on hiding the books by liberal authors.  I never do it though.  There aren't any best selling liberal authors. 
What he said.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: dutch508 on November 17, 2013, 07:38:27 PM
I'll take moles that fail for 200, please.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: Skul on November 17, 2013, 07:57:22 PM
I'll take moles that fail for 200, please.
Easy question.
Who is dutch508?
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: kraven on November 17, 2013, 08:05:51 PM
Censorship and thought control is the wet dream of all DUmmies.

Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 17, 2013, 08:19:05 PM
Censorship and thought control is the wet dream of all DUmmies.



And when their wet dream comes true, they are the first ones lined up against the wall. The dummies are dummies for a reason.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: Skul on November 17, 2013, 11:01:24 PM
Why can't you find and hide loving socialist books at book stores?


They're in the fiction section, that's why.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 18, 2013, 02:35:37 AM
Why can't you find and hide loving socialist books at book stores?


They're in the fiction section, that's why.

Right next to:
(http://www.hollywoodtoysandcostumes.com/storeimages/1666798.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: whiffleball on November 18, 2013, 04:16:59 AM
And when their wet dream comes true, they are the first ones lined up against the wall. The dummies are dummies for a reason.

I'd love to hear an explanation as to why they deny this forgone conclusion.  It happens every damn time they get their way. 
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 18, 2013, 04:18:30 AM
Wow, that is almost as clever as people who put a copy of the Bible in the Fantasy section  ::)
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: hillneck on November 18, 2013, 07:18:50 AM
And yet most of the aforementioned authors books are best sellers.  Mr. Bill, I don't believe your tactic is working.     :rotf:   
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: Karin on November 18, 2013, 07:41:08 AM
In that thread, they start devising a wild-eyed plan to print out Avery labels and stick them on said books.  Fill up the cart with all these books, go shopping in another area of the store, apply stickers, and then something.  Brilliant. 

Do it, DUmmies.  I think they just say they have a lot of cameras.  They don't really. 
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: vesta111 on November 18, 2013, 07:48:55 AM
In that thread, they start devising a wild-eyed plan to print out Avery labels and stick them on said books.  Fill up the cart with all these books, go shopping in another area of the store, apply stickers, and then something.  Brilliant. 

Do it, DUmmies.  I think they just say they have a lot of cameras.  They don't really. 

Avery labels, what the heck are these things ?
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: Gina on November 18, 2013, 08:30:51 AM
Why do they have a problem with letting people have the freedom of choice of what they read/listen to? 

It seems they would have loved to live under Hitler's reign. :o
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: Rebel on November 18, 2013, 08:41:46 AM
Because they can't do this:



(http://themorrisseauhoaxexposedblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/book_burning.jpg)




Yet.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 18, 2013, 08:45:28 AM
Why do they have a problem with letting people have the freedom of choice of what they read/listen to? 

It seems they would have loved to live under Hitler's reign. :o

Mr.Bill: Hey, I was wondering, do you think these conservatives enjoy their final showers as much as we enjoy watching them?
Gnads(stroking the grey down of her/his/its arm hair): That's crazy talk!  They don't think the same way as we do. You don't think all of that talk about them being heartless and evil was just hyperbole, do you? I'm going to have to turn you over to Skinner...
Title: Re: DUmmy "Mr.Bill" hiding conservative books at Wal-Mart again
Post by: obumazombie on November 18, 2013, 11:39:37 PM
Fahrenheit 451.