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Title: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 16, 2013, 09:02:23 PM
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Coyotl (8,695 posts)

The Black NRA
Sarah Silverman Introduces The Black NRA: To Even Things Up, Let’s Arm All The Black People (VIDEO)

http://thebigslice.org/sarah-silverman-introduces-black-nra-even-things-lets-arm-black-people-video/

In a hysterical bit of mockery, Sarah Silverman introduces the Black NRA for Funny or Die along with David Alan Grier, Deon Cole, Ron Funches. Sarah and friends suggest that we even things up so that black people can walk home safely or even be in Florida without fear.

Or, just stop shooting innocent people. ..........

Yeah, that would even up the score, because white people do nothing but walk around filling black people full of lead, right? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024045136)


Except people in the actual, real, non-DUmmy world know that black people are already slaughtering black people AND white people, whereas white people are mere pikers when it comes to killing people with guns. (http://www.pewresearch.org/daily-number/blacks-suffer-disproportionate-share-of-firearm-homicide-deaths/)


Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Chris_ on November 16, 2013, 09:18:24 PM
Sarah Silverman is an unfunny hack that only appeals to other liberals.  She probably stays out of Chinatown... I hear they don't like her there.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Freeper on November 16, 2013, 09:57:56 PM
I'm for any decent and civilized person owning a gun, don't care what color they are, however all democrats should be denied gun ownership since they vote for people who are antigun.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Gina on November 16, 2013, 10:00:34 PM
She is a disgusting taint.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Freeper on November 16, 2013, 10:01:43 PM
She is a disgusting taint.

That is offensive, taints everywhere demand an apology for the comparison.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Chris_ on November 16, 2013, 10:11:55 PM
Gun ownership, much like parentage in the majority of black neighborhoods, is usually illegitimate.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Bad Dog on November 17, 2013, 01:51:22 AM
Wasn't nearly as good as the one where she humped her poor little dog.  Now that was some real funny shit right there.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Splashdown on November 17, 2013, 06:15:39 AM
Why and when exactly was the NRA founded, again?
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 17, 2013, 06:53:51 AM
Pineville N.C., two Obamasons armed robbed a lady yesterday. They were caught shortly afterwards at the post office in my hometown. One of them was charged with armed robbery in the WAL-MART parking lot just this past July.....both of these asses had pistols and weren't supposed to have them.....we need more gun control laws[DU/mode]

What we need is more criminal control....more prisons/jails and bring back the chain gangs.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Crazy Horse on November 17, 2013, 07:20:27 AM
Why and when exactly was the NRA founded, again?

1870 something to teach people how to shoot.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: AprilRazz on November 17, 2013, 09:46:09 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNktEtEQpDM[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Splashdown on November 17, 2013, 11:10:22 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNktEtEQpDM[/youtube]

Good find!

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 17, 2013, 11:44:04 AM
Funny or Die?  I'm fine with "Die," that skank ain't funny.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Big Dog on November 17, 2013, 12:17:37 PM
I told my cigar and shooting buddy Tony (Black, retired First Sergeant) about the DUmpmonkeys' hooting and waggling armpits at each other over Blacks and guns.

His response: "What in the **** is wrong with those retards?"

I couldn't have said it better myself.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Delmar on November 17, 2013, 12:19:37 PM
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The Black NRA


Sarah Silverman Introduces The Black NRA: To Even Things Up, Let’s Arm All The Black People

Yeah, let's:
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/dredscott2-500x395_zps4b5dbdd0.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/dredscott2-500x395_zps4b5dbdd0.jpg.html)
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/Self-defense_civil_right_zpscef80fdc.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/Self-defense_civil_right_zpscef80fdc.jpg.html)
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/feinstein_vs_6year-old-kid_zps1282193f.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/feinstein_vs_6year-old-kid_zps1282193f.jpg.html)
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: jukin on November 17, 2013, 05:24:09 PM
1. the democrat party used gun restrictions to keep guns out of black people's hands, much like the voting laws. Now they blame all that on the republicans that FREED the slaves.

2. A white person is 14 times more likely to be killed by a black person than a black peron be killed by a white person in the USA.

Exit Question, why does the democrat party of Obama, Pelosi, and Reid want to have gun restrictions?

"One man with a rifle can control 100 men without one"
Theeeeeeeeeeee one theeeeeeeeee only Vllllaaaaaddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir LENIN!!

You simple minded DUchebags don't see that it is all about power and control. Those that refuse to learn from history are doomed to vote democrat.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: dandi on November 17, 2013, 06:22:00 PM
There's nothing stopping blacks from buying firearms now, and the NRA supporting the 2nd Amendment benefits all citizens who believe in the RKBA.

As usual, liberals create "satire" based on wholly made-up bullshit, which makes it not satire at all but heavy-handed absurdity instead. Only other goofy ass liberals find it humorous.

Besides, this story is a couple of months old. Between this crap and their rehashing the old "hide the conservative book" prank it must be a slow day in the moron pit.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Big Dog on November 17, 2013, 06:31:25 PM
Besides, this story is a couple of months old. Between this crap and their rehashing the old "hide the conservative book" prank it must be a slow day in the moron pit.

Since they can't quote Dennis the Manic's posts, they have to do something to pass the time.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: dane on November 17, 2013, 06:48:45 PM
Since they can't quote Dennis the Manic's posts, they have to do something to pass the time.
That, and precious few dots being connected or trends being discovered.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 17, 2013, 07:03:16 PM
That, and precious few dots being connected or trends being discovered.
DUmmies can't connect the dots.....there's no ink in their pen.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 17, 2013, 07:09:20 PM
Yep dummies. Blacks don't have guns.

So lets see what is happening in the ghettos of Chicago:

What is happening in the ghettos of ChiTown? (http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/3-Wounded-in-Overnight-Chicago-Violence-232194291.html)

It's one of your liberal news websites so you ought to take it as gospel. Now dummies... what has the city of Chicago done? Why they have those evil guns illegal!


Funny how we don't seem to have that problem around these parts. Oh don't misunderstand me now dummies... every now and again we get the occasional big city pavement ape that comes down to Charleston and thinks he can shoot people. He usually ends up dead. Why? Cause we all carry around these parts. The ones that survive get a big surprise when they get a life sentence in the state's max sec prison at Mt Olive. And I understand they really don't last long up there either. The local criminals do him in.

As long as the pavement apes fight amongst themselves, we usually leave them alone and send the survivors to prison. The ones that don't, we send them to the morgue.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Chris_ on November 17, 2013, 08:14:31 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/support_zps5de76ee1.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: obumazombie on November 17, 2013, 10:38:40 PM
^Wow, that's a very strong indictment of libs.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Skul on November 17, 2013, 10:48:55 PM
I've never seen an NRA application asking what color the applicants skin color was.
Not once.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: AprilRazz on November 17, 2013, 11:18:10 PM
Good find!

 :cheersmate:
He is one of the spokesmen for the NRA now.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: Freeper on November 18, 2013, 04:30:28 PM
I've never seen an NRA application asking what color the applicants skin color was.
Not once.

It's implied that you must be white to join, don't you know anything?
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 18, 2013, 05:01:53 PM
I've never seen an NRA application asking what color the applicants skin color was.
Not once.

That's right. The NRA is more than happy to bury anyone in junk mail.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: wasp69 on November 18, 2013, 05:52:14 PM
Funny how we don't seem to have that problem around these parts. Oh don't misunderstand me now dummies... every now and again we get the occasional big city pavement ape that comes down to Charleston and thinks he can shoot people. He usually ends up dead. Why? Cause we all carry around these parts. The ones that survive get a big surprise when they get a life sentence in the state's max sec prison at Mt Olive. And I understand they really don't last long up there either. The local criminals do him in.

As long as the pavement apes fight amongst themselves, we usually leave them alone and send the survivors to prison. The ones that don't, we send them to the morgue.

Ahhhhh, home.  It's good to know that some things haven't changed....
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: AllosaursRus on November 18, 2013, 06:33:26 PM
Pineville N.C., two Obamasons armed robbed a lady yesterday. They were caught shortly afterwards at the post office in my hometown. One of them was charged with armed robbery in the WAL-MART parking lot just this past July.....both of these asses had pistols and weren't supposed to have them.....we need more gun control laws[DU/mode]

What we need is more criminal control....more prisons/jails and bring back the chain gangs.

Screw that! We need more exterminations! I'm tired of payin' for criminals to have better healthcare than what's available in the ACA or by what's commonly referred to as O'BummerCare! Ya want to cut down the cost? Start eliminating those that prey on society! Most of them resemble Great leader's sons, even though they only occupy 12% of the population.
Title: Re: DUmmies seem to think black people don't have guns
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 19, 2013, 08:42:20 AM
Screw that! We need more exterminations! I'm tired of payin' for criminals to have better healthcare than what's available in the ACA or by what's commonly referred to as O'BummerCare! Ya want to cut down the cost? Start eliminating those that prey on society! Most of them resemble Great leader's sons, even though they only occupy 12% of the population.
Well, it's been a few days so they're probably out on bond looking for their next victim.....hopefully that victim will be someone that is armed and can give them justice.