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Title: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 15, 2013, 06:15:33 AM
Who knew we walked differently? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024035941)
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Baitball Blogger (13,575 posts)

Who can read right wing body language?

 Twice I observed some strange body language that I haven't quite seen anywhere else. In short, the men bobbed their heads like those little dog toys you see in the rear car window and the overall feeling was swagger. Seriously, I felt like it was some kind of man message that seemed wholly inappropriate.
 
Should I be concerned?
Yes! It's a big part of the vast rightwing conspiracy. Hopefully they haven't discovered the secret handshake or our plans for world domination will have been foiled!

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Baitball Blogger (13,575 posts)

6. No earplugs and there was direct eye contact.

It was pretty chilling to see, actually.
Chilling... could you imagine spending a day seeing things as these people do? A conspiracy at every corner, seeing people only by their perceived political affiliation.

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HijackedLabel (45 posts)

8. I am very good at judging people's politics by their looks and mannerisms.

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A lot of conservatives have permanent scowls, stiff postures and dead eyes.
Of course they do, when you've been blocking a doorway begging for change over a decade, pretty sure people won't give you the best of looks.

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Populist_Prole (3,032 posts)

26. 100 percent correct: Indignation

That and defiance.
Defiance will not be tolerated! All praise the government machine!

Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: Mike220 on November 15, 2013, 06:36:04 AM
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HijackedLabel (45 posts)

8. I am very good at judging people's politics by their looks and mannerisms.

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A lot of conservatives have permanent scowls, stiff postures and dead eyes.

Where have I heard that before?

Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: Maxiest on November 15, 2013, 08:03:06 AM
Left Wing Smell, No Science Needed.

That's my rebuttal thread.
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: Skul on November 15, 2013, 08:19:16 AM
This was kind of funny.

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Response to Baitball Blogger (Reply #5)
Thu Nov 14, 2013, 10:44 PM

Deep13 (38,354 posts)

13. Were you talking to them?
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Response to Deep13 (Reply #13)
Thu Nov 14, 2013, 10:57 PM

Star Member Baitball Blogger (13,575 posts)

15. Absolutely not.
They recognized smelled me, before I recognized them. And I've learned to keep my distance for good reason.
Fixored
 :bwah:
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: Bad Dog on November 15, 2013, 08:21:33 AM
No earplugs?????  I give up.
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on November 15, 2013, 09:03:18 AM
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HijackedLabel (45 posts)

8. I am very good at judging people's politics by their looks and mannerisms.

Last edited Thu Nov 14, 2013, 10:42 PM - Edit history (1)

A lot of conservatives have permanent scowls, stiff postures and dead eyes.
(http://theobamafile.com/_images/MichelleObamaScowl160.jpg)
 :whistling:
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: Chris_ on November 15, 2013, 09:13:41 AM
(http://theobamafile.com/_images/MichelleObamaScowl160.jpg)
 :whistling:
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/grumpy.png) (http://s237.photobucket.com/user/kayaktn/media/grumpy.png.html)
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: Dori on November 15, 2013, 09:26:35 AM
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 I love that......... grouchy cat  :lol:
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: dutch508 on November 15, 2013, 09:34:43 AM
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 I love that......... grouchy cat  :lol:

Grouchy Cat is a Republican, thank you. ...and a bitch slap.
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 15, 2013, 11:53:13 AM
(http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/life-in-the-next-reel.jpg)

The projection is strong in that thread.
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: wasp69 on November 15, 2013, 01:16:52 PM
No earplugs?????  I give up.

Sounds like the DUmmie was talking about an obamason, chicken-necking his ass down the street.

Beyond that, I dunno...
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: Bad Dog on November 15, 2013, 02:01:13 PM
Sounds like the DUmmie was talking about an obamason, chicken-necking his ass down the street.

Beyond that, I dunno...

No offense, but that didn't help me much.  Thanks for trying.
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: vesta111 on November 15, 2013, 02:03:33 PM
This has to be a bouncy.    :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Body language can tell you if they have a head ache, acid indigestion, a sore foot or hip.  Use full at times, lets you know if a cop is about to pull his gun on someone or someone is lieing.  Great tool for a manager or a parent to know when a child is fibbing.

Far as I know body language does not show if you have pets, what your religion is or who you voted for. However we did take a quickie course in body language one year for us senior workers to help understand the Temps that spoke limited English.

A small mistake on managers part, we began to watch the interaction of the high up together and found out who liked who and placed bets on who was the next manager out the door.
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: Bad Dog on November 15, 2013, 02:09:15 PM
This has to be a bouncy.    :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:


Thanks Vesta, you were a lot more help than Wasp.
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: wasp69 on November 15, 2013, 02:16:07 PM
No offense, but that didn't help me much.  Thanks for trying.

(http://karshwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/nene.gif)
Title: Re: Right Wing Body Language- An Emerging Science?
Post by: FlaGator on November 15, 2013, 02:20:09 PM
Here is some right wing body language that shouldn't be to hard for DUers to understand
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/flagator/georgebushflippingthebird_zps55a20790.jpg)