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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on November 14, 2013, 10:12:39 PM
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Star Member DemoTex (22,090 posts)
Dandruff is sexy (I now tell myself) .. snow on ancient hills (a rant).
I have been fighting it for most of my adult life (I'm 65). I have spent thousands on cures, and my insurance has spent more.
My great dermatologist, who has a secondary specialty in pathology, prescribed a new shampoo on my visit last Monday. She was excited by the match. If she was, I was too! (BTW: she is 64 and looks not a year over 44, not that it matters) (Certainly doesn't matter to you, dude.)
. So she called in the Rx shampoo, Dr. Fountain-of-Youth.
I went to the pharmacy to pick up that Rx, and some B/P meds from another physician. The shampoo was not covered by insurance. It was $356 for six fluid mother****ing ounces. WTF? I mean, really, WTF?
Ouch. Well, I'm just going to hazard a guess that you, like most DUmmy dudes, eschew regular showers (see Tib, TomIn). Do what I did: shower daily, using cool water, and use yourself some coal tar shampoo
in conjunction with a serious conditioner.
Cosmetics. Vanity. Hold the phone, and cancel the order. Mother of my ****ing dog! I'm not paying for that shit. Let the snow fall. And I love and will continue wearing black, all you Johnny Ca$h-loving mother****ers!
I have no doubt.
Mac
Yuck. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024035624)
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A dermatologist, who doubles in pathology, on my best day I couldn't have made that shit up.
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A dermatologist, who doubles in pathology
Like, ...what?
Cosmetics. Vanity. Hold the phone, and cancel the order. Mother of my ****ing dog! I'm not paying for that shit. Let the snow fall. And I love and will continue wearing black, all you Johnny Ca$h-loving mother****ers!
Hey...it's your Utopia®. Aren't you thrilled, comrade?
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"FITCH"....used to get it at the barber shops. Cure dandruff in one application.
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I'd recommend kerosene and a match, but the primitives wouldn't listen....
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Flaky bastard.
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I'd recommend kerosene and a match
That would clear it up in a flash.
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Simple solution DUmotex. Shave yer head, you moron.
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Geez...they don't really make it difficult any more...either that or this was what his dermatologist cum pathologist
girlfriend pity floozy was really trying to recommend to him.
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/demotex_zpscd5e2ad1.jpg)
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Geez...they don't really make it difficult any more...either that or this was what his dermatologist cum pathologist girlfriend pity floozy was really trying to recommend to him.
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/demotex_zpscd5e2ad1.jpg)
This is going to be a long night. :lmao:
I'm going to bed.
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Dandruff is the least of DUmoTex's revolting attributes.
He's one of the DUmp's phony soldiers, claiming among other things to be an ordinance expert.
He has a featherbedded democrat summer government job as a lookout in a tower, and claims most forest fires are started by gun nuts, who always use tracers and incendiary rounds while plinking cans in the wilderness.
Everyone I know loads their truck with tracers and incendiaries when they go to shoot. I know I do.
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Dandruff is the least of DUmoTex's revolting attributes.
He's one of the DUmp's phony soldiers, claiming among other things to be an ordinance expert.
He has a featherbedded democrat summer government job as a lookout in a tower, and claims most forest fires are started by gun nuts, who always use tracers and incendiary rounds while plinking cans in the wilderness.
Everyone I know loads their truck with tracers and incendiaries when they go to shoot. I know I do.
Well, Mr. GOBUCKS, sir, he has admitted to a flaky problem.
Perhaps we shouldn't be hard on the lad.
Then, again.....
DOG PILE!!! YAY!!
Screw the idiot.
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I'd recommend kerosene and a match, but the primitives wouldn't listen....
I hear that remedy is great for a scorching case of crabs or bedbugs as well. :fuelfire:
Damn, I love DUmbasses and their approach to basic hygeine. :puke: