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Title: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 09:52:27 AM
Is the greatest president ever going to go on TV and admit he ****ed up on Obamacare?

I doubt he will. He will blame republicans and the insurance companies for it.

Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: Traveshamockery on November 14, 2013, 09:54:57 AM
Is he coming on the TV to speak? 

Wait, that's a stupid question.  He's always on TV to speak. 
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 14, 2013, 09:56:26 AM
Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch Mooch!....if he can do that then maybe he ain't queer after all.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 10:01:17 AM
As DUmpmonkie California says, "the proof is in the putting..."

An obvious allusion to Barry's golf game.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: Dori on November 14, 2013, 10:01:41 AM
Is he coming on the TV to speak? 

Wait, that's a stupid question.  He's always on TV to speak. 

At 11:35 he's going to talk about something to do with healthcare.

 
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 14, 2013, 10:03:43 AM
At 11:35 he's going to talk about something to do with healthcare.

 
OH! I just can't wait.....while waiting, I think I will smash all my TV sets.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 14, 2013, 10:10:13 AM
If he has that peanut gallery of nodding, smiling pinheads behind him, he'll give a speech like the mayor of Toronto.

No problemo, everything under control, nothing to see, move along. Crunchy news.

If there's no peanut gallery, there's a chance of something more significant.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: Skul on November 14, 2013, 10:25:18 AM
In Russia, the mooch pooch screws you.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: jukin on November 14, 2013, 10:29:31 AM
At 11:35 he's going to talk about something to do with healthcare.

 

That means he will get there around 12:00. I have fired people for being late to meetings because it wastes hundreds of dollars waiting for the late guy. Obama has no sense other than of himself. Truly a classic clinical case of NPD. Affirmative action did nothing to help Obama's core flaws. Affirmative action enhanced Obama's core flaws.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 10:30:23 AM
Let's live blog it for the DUmpmonkiez who will not watch it!
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 10:45:01 AM
Barry late to own press conference. Nobody shocked!
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: Chris_ on November 14, 2013, 10:50:16 AM
Is he coming on the TV to speak? 

Wait, that's a stupid question.  He's always on TV to speak. 
Not true.

Sometimes he's on the radio.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: Mike220 on November 14, 2013, 10:52:49 AM
Barry late to own press conference. Nobody shocked!

Just showing everyone he's the king...
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: Dori on November 14, 2013, 10:54:16 AM
Boehner just said you can't fix Obamacare and that it's going to destroy the best health care system in the world.

Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 10:56:49 AM
Reporter just said, "The president will come out and try to wave a magic wand to fix obamacare."

:-))
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 11:03:57 AM
Barry does a call out to storm victims in Pacific...

Promises to update us on barricade.

Will take some questions.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 11:05:58 AM
Roll out has been rough so far.

I am not happy.

100,000 enrolled in New insurance plans.

A million filled out applications...

A numbers game by Barry...
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 11:09:34 AM
Blames governors.

Says a million have done it but not bought yet.

Getting better.

Loss of old plans.

I get was upsetting.

I hear you loud and clear.

Offering plan.

Restated law about grandfather's.

Extend into 2014 old plans... past elections?

Forces companies to explain why barrycare better.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: Mike220 on November 14, 2013, 11:09:51 AM
I'm old enough to remember when wanted to make even the tiniest change to the ACA was a terrorist act by a bunch of hostage takers. Does this mean President Homey D. Clown and the rest of the Dims are terrorists and hostage takers?
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: jukin on November 14, 2013, 11:11:13 AM
King Barky the Liar came out at 12:05 just like I predicted.

I loathe this man.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 14, 2013, 11:12:31 AM
blah-blah-blah-lie-lie-lie....and there it is....I fixed it....any questions?
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: Dori on November 14, 2013, 11:14:20 AM
I can't follow him...before my head explodes, I think I'll wait for the talking heads to sift through all the Barry s*it and spin.

 
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 14, 2013, 11:15:14 AM
I can't follow him...before my head explodes, I think I'll wait for the talking heads to sift through all the Barry s*it and spin.

 

That'll just make it stink more.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 11:17:20 AM
Old market place didn't work.

Will not accept repeal of law.

Shop around for better care at lower cost.

40 million still don't have insurance.

Won't back away at fixing that.

But... gotta move forward.

Questions.

Trust and honesty?
People frustrated. Shutdown. My healthcare reform don't work. I understand. Ultimately I iz da potus. Have to win back. We fumbled the rollout. Things do work. But people didn't notice. Always knew marketplaces better. Knew it would be difficult. Should have made it work. Next year people will like it.

Like plan keep it. Site didn't work.
I did not know website wouldn't work. I am accused of anything but I am not stupid.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 14, 2013, 11:19:16 AM
Old market place didn't work.

Will not accept repeal of law.

Shop around for better care at lower cost.

40 million still don't have insurance.

Won't back away at fixing that.

But... gotta move forward.

Questions.

Trust and honesty?
People frustrated. Shutdown. My healthcare reform don't work. I understand. Ultimately I iz da potus. Have to win back. We fumbled the rollout. Things do work. But people didn't notice. Always knew marketplaces better. Knew it would be difficult. Should have made it work. Next year people will like it.

Like plan keep it. Site didn't work.
I did not know website wouldn't work. I am accused of anything but I am not stupid.




     For crying out loud, even a recap in esperanto makes clear the man is I I I I I me me me me my my my my. I so despise that asshole.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 14, 2013, 11:21:20 AM


     For crying out loud, even a recap in esperanto makes clear the man is I I I I I me me me me my my my my. I so despise that asshole.
He's warming up to sing....la-la-la-la-la.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 14, 2013, 11:22:15 AM

    Which by the way ^5 Dutch for the updates.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 14, 2013, 11:22:54 AM
Damn, he's so R-tickle-it.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 11:24:35 AM
We didn't know.
About pledge. No doubt it was not accurate. Not my fault. Law insufficient.
My working assumptions was people would get cheaper rates. Grandfather clause would work. That's on me.
It is important to understand turnover high anyway. People didn't have good plans.
Part of our goal was individual market was fair. But if you got notice u are gonna be worried. And aggravated.
Insurance company's fault.
Anything that is tough in insurance could be pointed to our law...

My expectation was for 98percentage nothing would change. That was not the case. I apologized to the people for that.
Other people said it too. You get to keep it. I told them to say it. It's on us.

Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 14, 2013, 11:25:47 AM
MSM giving question on other subjects to give him an out.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 11:30:15 AM
Iran?

I set it up. My preference to talk. Sanction we put in place Iran's economy crushed. And Iran's president came forward to talk.
Never realistic we solve all problems. Delay, deluge, inspections. Are they prepared to solve issue.
We provide modest relief to sanctions.
Test if they are serious. We can dial sanctions back up. Buy us some months.
We have lost nothing if it turns out they lied.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: Dori on November 14, 2013, 11:34:31 AM
Iran?

I set it up. My preference to talk. Sanction we put in place Iran's economy crushed. And Iran's president came forward to talk.
Never realistic we solve all problems. Delay, deluge, inspections. Are they prepared to solve issue.
We provide modest relief to sanctions.
Test if they are serious. We can dial sanctions back up. Buy us some months.
We have lost nothing if it turns out they lied.


You mean like North Korea?  Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, three times, four times......
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 11:39:30 AM
Military options always messy.
No need to add new sanctions.

Rogers birthday.

Guarantee website up by end on November?
You are too insulated?
Truth is this is very complicated. Not a lot of websites that can do this.
Combined with gov does things well... but not information technology stuff.
We should have seen it.
Ultimately it is very important to me, and . Millions
I am frustrated. I am head of team. I am going to get it fixed.
About 30 Nov. Work much better than last weel. This week. People will see. I think it is not possible I can guarantee it works perfect.
Lot of focus on website. We are discovering that tech issues. But even if that works, then insurance is complicated to buy.
Underestimated difficulty of buying online, tax benefits, simpler language.
Gonna be a portion of people who need more hand holding. Part of the solution I am looking at... not just web site.
I just want people to know options.
Complicated transactions.
1 Dec it will be a lot better. I am sure glitches not all worked out.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 11:42:24 AM
I gotta say... I meet a lot of folks every day... look at my schedule... fair to say... good track record of info tech...

What is true I said before info tech in government sucks. My campaign I said this and it was done. Government hard over budget late, I know it isn't good, two years ago we should have done more to break mild.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 14, 2013, 11:43:46 AM
I gotta say... I meet a lot of folks every day... look at my schedule... fair to say... good track record of info tech...

What is true I said before info tech in government sucks. My campaign I said this and it was done. Government hard over budget late, I know it isn't good, two years ago we should have done more to break mild.


     So he's admitting that government sucks at some things? And he wants to control another sixth of the economy with it?
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: jukin on November 14, 2013, 11:47:06 AM
A CEO of any corporation would be indicted by now. On several counts and RICO charges.

I defy anyone to explain how having an extra layer of management, much less an extra layer of government bureaucracy, is going to make health care less expensive.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 14, 2013, 11:47:12 AM
If you like your insurance you can keep it through 2014....I didn't hear him say you could keep it past that date.

Now he's speaking about democrats running for office.....BOO-HOO.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 11:51:44 AM
State insurance commissioner will make plan for state. I think states will move to fix. Key point allows us to people I president will not get in way of individual market. One way I described to senator's.
Every car has seatbelts. Costs more. Worth the safety.
Problem with grandfather clause we told people they had to buy new car.
Games not over.
There is no doubt failure has put burden on dems. They stood up and supported. I feel deeply responsible for that.
Everyone should have security of affordable healthcare.
If we can just get the darn healthcare website working, and smooth things out.
My commitment to them... We will get this done.
I am not a perfect man nor a perfect president.
That pledge I have not broken. I am going to work as hard as a can to make things better for everyone.
This one is on us.
Status Que was not working.
I keep asking what is it you want to do?...to republicans
We chose path least disruptive.
It is hard. No apologies for taking this on.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 11:54:18 AM
Immigration

We have support of people and Senate.
I am going to keep on pushing.
I am going to work on support.
We are going to get this done!

Thanks everybody!
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 14, 2013, 11:56:44 AM
Immigration

We have support of people and Senate.
I am going to keep on pushing.
I am going to work on support.
We are going to get this done!

Thanks everybody!

Guess 0loser is off to have lunch now.

(http://images.profileengine.com/large/436406145/telling.people.to.go.eat.a.big.bag.of.dicks)
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: Wineslob on November 14, 2013, 12:04:37 PM
Guess 0loser is off to have lunch now.

(http://images.profileengine.com/large/436406145/telling.people.to.go.eat.a.big.bag.of.dicks)


squared
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: Wineslob on November 14, 2013, 12:10:18 PM
(https://greendragontavern.com/CMS/GDT/articles/the-colorado-democrats-have-really-screwed-the-pooch-this-time/image)
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: Karin on November 14, 2013, 12:23:23 PM
Nice work, Dutch!  

I like that sack lunch graphic up there ^^   :lmao:

What a bunch of blah blah blah that was.  I don't believe he's going to be able to do what he said he's going to do, and even if he can, at what price to the policyholder?

Oh and BTW, guess what arrives in the mail just.  before.  election.  day.   
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 14, 2013, 12:26:43 PM
I gotta say... I meet a lot of folks every day...

Well, we know on most days he meets at least three other folks on the first tee.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: obumazombie on November 14, 2013, 12:27:06 PM
What condiment was spread on the Sugar Honey Iced Tea sandwich by rodeowebuma ?


edit to add

I am quite upset that this thread went 3 pages before i got a word in edgewise. I almost protested with a no reply.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 14, 2013, 12:27:42 PM
Well, we know on most days he meets at least three other folks on the first tee.

     Now THAT bends. ^5.

   
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 14, 2013, 12:57:49 PM
     Now THAT bends. ^5.

   

It doesn't hook or slice? :???:
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 14, 2013, 01:00:37 PM
It doesn't hook or slice? :???:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-_Akm40RJQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 14, 2013, 01:05:17 PM
Now THAT bends.

Is that a quote from Juanita Broaddrick, or Paula Jones?
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: MoshMasterD on November 14, 2013, 01:12:17 PM
"But but but we are getting rid of the "junk policies" in exchange for more expensive "good policies"
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 14, 2013, 02:09:19 PM
Is that a quote from Juanita Broaddrick, or Paula Jones?


     Neither. It was the 69-year-old Honduran illegal immigrant who thought the men's room at the Reno Greyhound station was empty. Slick Willie takes it where he can get it.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: ChuckJ on November 14, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Why is it that I can understand Dutch's "live blogging" much better than I can understand a trained historian/journalist/writer/photog/everything?
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: dutch508 on November 14, 2013, 07:07:48 PM
Why is it that I can understand Dutch's "live blogging" much better than I can understand a trained historian/journalist/writer/photog/everything?

Cause I am a ficking genius.
Title: Re: Hey, DU! Barry blinks and admits he ####ed the pooch!
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 14, 2013, 07:15:31 PM
Cause I am a ficking genius.

    Add'l ^5 for your service.