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Title: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: Skul on November 13, 2013, 09:00:03 PM
All the crunch fit to type.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024029419
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Wed Nov 13, 2013, 08:48 PM
nadinbrzezinski (127,908 posts)

BREAKING: M6.1 - SCOTIA SEA
   
M6.1 - SCOTIA SEA

Preliminary Earthquake Report
Magnitude 6.1
Date-Time
13 Nov 2013 23:45:48 UTC
13 Nov 2013 20:45:49 near epicenter
13 Nov 2013 15:45:48 standard time in your timezone
Location 60.261S 47.196W
Depth 10 km
Distances
924 km (572 mi) SW of Grytviken, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
1394 km (864 mi) SE of Ushuaia, Argentina
1641 km (1017 mi) SE of Punta Arenas, Chile
1666 km (1032 mi) SE of Rio Gallegos, Argentina
1159 km (718 mi) SSE of Stanley, Falkland Islands
Location Uncertainty Horizontal: 0.0 km; Vertical 1.8 km
Parameters Nph = 47; Dmin = 927.0 km; Rmss = 0.77 seconds; Gp = 55°
Version =
Event ID us b000kxhr
Of course, nobody gives a rat's patooty.
Even the bullies are ignoring her.  :-)
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: Delmar on November 13, 2013, 09:45:47 PM
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Preliminary Earthquake Report

Just a preliminary report?  When is she going to come back and connect the dots?
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 13, 2013, 10:48:10 PM
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Distances
1159 km (718 mi) SSE of Stanley, Falkland Islands 
Man! That's a little too close for comfort!
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 13, 2013, 10:55:55 PM
That earthquake is remote.
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: obumazombie on November 13, 2013, 11:33:52 PM
I feel the earth crunching under my feet.
I am keeping a lookout skyward for a remote earthquake triggered hailstorm of the 60cm size.

The closest I can come to a theme song for my nadin reply is...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR4tc1C-NrE[/youtube]

The sky is tumbling down !
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: Bad Dog on November 14, 2013, 12:22:06 AM
I feel sort of bad for her.  Maybe I'll have a mole post an attagirl or at least a kick.  It is so sad when she has to kick her own threads.
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: Skul on November 14, 2013, 12:47:27 AM
That earthquake is remote.
Can she hide it in the rafters? :???:
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: franksolich on November 14, 2013, 01:15:39 AM
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Must not be too many primitives in that part of the world.
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: Skul on November 14, 2013, 01:40:52 AM
Must not be too many primitives in that part of the world.
They have her, on ignore.  :-)
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: miskie on November 14, 2013, 06:15:04 AM
Can she hide it in the rafters? :???:


 :rofl:    :rotf:  ^5
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: diesel driver on November 14, 2013, 08:09:12 AM
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Distances

1159 km (718 mi) SSE of Stanley, Falkland Islands   (pronounced [faw' kin])


What Falkland Islands is she talking about?  Look at a globe.  See those tiny spots out in the water.  They're Falkland Islands.  You got the Hawaiian Falkland Islands, you got the Bermuda Falkland Islands, you got the Haitian Falkland Islands, and somewhere out there, you got Gilligan's Falkland Island.  There are Falkland Islands all over the place!
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: Gina on November 14, 2013, 08:20:36 AM
Man! That's a little too close for comfort!

 :rofl:  You have me quaking with giggles
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 14, 2013, 09:36:14 AM
Even the bullies are ignoring her.
No, they're not.

She's briefly kept them at bay by having one of her nadinettes post something about her brother dying.

Very soon, probably over the weekend, she'll hit the DUmp with one of her jaw-droppingly arrogant, stupid threads, and the kerfunkle will boil over in an instant.

Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: Bad Dog on November 14, 2013, 09:40:20 AM
No, they're not.

She's briefly kept them at bay by having one of her nadinettes post something about her brother dying.

Very soon, probably over the weekend, she'll hit the DUmp with one of her jaw-droppingly arrogant, stupid threads, and the kerfunkle will boil over in an instant.



The pressure is building like a giant flatus.
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: Skul on November 14, 2013, 10:50:50 AM
The pressure is building like a giant flatus.
Don't be the monkey that pulls the cork.  :whistling:
Title: Re: The gNads posts a flop
Post by: Gina on November 14, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
The pressure is building like a giant flatus.

I am chortling.  :-)  Sorry.