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Title: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 12, 2013, 04:14:21 PM
I truly haven't been following this story, but it apparently involves a CBS reporter investigating Benghazi, which pisses off the DUmp.

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dballance (4,573 posts)

CBS Must Fire Logan and McClellan - Online petition. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024022400)


I haven't seen a petition yet so I started one.

Here is the link. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/tell-a-friend/10238609

:ohnoes:

Not another online petition!!!  So I checked out such petition:

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we've got 6 signatures, help us get to 10,000

 :rofl: :lol:  :tumbleweed:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: thundley4 on November 12, 2013, 05:04:07 PM
These idiots defended Dan Rather and his "fake but accurate" fraud because it tried to hurt President Bush, but this similar incident must be avenged because it hurts Dear Reader.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 12, 2013, 05:06:06 PM
Oh no, it is up to 12 signatures!!!
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 12, 2013, 05:24:47 PM
Oh no, it is up to 12 signatures!!!

     Looks like it's time to put the boys to work: Ben Dover and Phil McRevice.

     If they're still short, Rod Johnson and Dick Peters might have to weigh in. If it gets dire, Hugh G. Rection might show up.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: FlaGator on November 12, 2013, 05:54:27 PM
I truly haven't been following this story, but it apparently involves a CBS reporter investigating Benghazi, which pisses off the DUmp.

:ohnoes:

Not another online petition!!!  So I checked out such petition:

 :rofl: :lol:  :tumbleweed:

Ima Dummy signed the petition.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: jukin on November 12, 2013, 06:07:12 PM
Dr. Ima DUchebag signed up too.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Skul on November 12, 2013, 06:08:14 PM
It's rocketed up to 14.  :rofl:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 12, 2013, 06:09:14 PM
Dr. Ima DUchebag signed up too.

 :lol:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Carl on November 12, 2013, 06:16:46 PM
 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Dori on November 12, 2013, 06:23:55 PM
we signed: CBS Must fire Logan and McClellan

:rotf:


What are the green stars for?
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 12, 2013, 07:13:13 PM
It's up to 23 signatures now.  Hey, only 99.77% more to go! :whistling:

Pat McGroyne is going to have to sign, if it gets big.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: diesel driver on November 12, 2013, 07:25:58 PM
Well, I guess E. Normus Johnson and Aphelia Hiney will have to sign up.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Bad Dog on November 13, 2013, 12:45:57 AM
I hope Heywood Jablome checks in.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: diesel driver on November 13, 2013, 03:00:05 AM
Oh, noz!   :ohnoes:

They're up to 48 now! 
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Karin on November 13, 2013, 07:30:19 AM
Harry Hole of CT checked in. 

It's nice to see all the DUmmies real names on there, the old familiar faces, along with the E. Normous Johnsons and Heywoods of the world.   :lmao:

Up to 58. 
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 13, 2013, 07:53:06 AM
Uh oh, Gloria Hole tipped the number to 60, it's all downhill from here
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: lastparker on November 13, 2013, 08:43:12 AM
My GOD, I'm wiping tears.  :rotf:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Maxiest on November 13, 2013, 08:54:17 AM
Damn I Barry would have been one of the first 10 last night, but he didn't realize he had to hit Sign again after he filled his info...  Damn't Barry...
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: jukin on November 13, 2013, 09:19:56 AM
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Mr. Doug Bulna, NJ
Nov 12, 17:23
# 27

LMFAO, which one of you smart asses did that?

Kind of like the DUmp, more fakes names than real. Now that I see it is going international, Don't be surprised to see the Phil brothers from Scotland sign up MacCraken and MacCrevice.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Rebel on November 13, 2013, 09:43:16 AM
Mr. Rusty Trombone, MD

Mr. Barry "Dear Leader" Obama, DC

Dr. Gloria Hole, FL

Mr. Harry Hole, CT

Dr. Ben Dover, CA

Mr. E. Normous Johnson, MI

Mr. Barry Imaliar, CA

Dr. Ima DUchebag, CA

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Mr. Hollis Wright, CA

Mrs. Ann Pritchett, MO
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Skul on November 13, 2013, 11:41:41 AM

Mr. William Drunken Pitt, MA
Nov 13, 08:38
# 69
Ms. nadin abbott, CA <--- :lmao:
Nov 13, 08:33
# 68
Mr. Ben Dover, TX
Nov 13, 08:03
# 67
Mr. Pedro Phille, NM
Nov 13, 07:46
# 66
Mr. Rahm McCoquin, TN
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: lastparker on November 13, 2013, 02:18:35 PM
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progressiveinaction (131 posts)
9. All the way up to 72 out of 10,000 already.

Small problem though, some of the names on there appear to be a bit, well...suspect.

Dr. Ima DUchebag, CA
Mr. E. Normous Johnson, MI
Dr. Ben Dover, CA
Mr. Harry Hole, CT
Dr. Gloria Hole, FL
Mr. Barry "Dear Leader" Obama, DC
Mr. Cleveland Steamers, MI
Mr. Rusty Trombone, MD
Mr. Ben Dover, TX
Mr. William Drunken Pitt, MA

Awww..... Look on the bright side - now you have 73!

Ms. Alotta Bush, VA
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 13, 2013, 02:31:51 PM
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progressiveinaction (131 posts)
9. All the way up to 72 out of 10,000 already.

Small problem though, some of the names on there appear to be a bit, well...suspect.

A bit?  :lmao:

Back to the original subject matter:

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dballance (4,573 posts)

CBS Must Fire Logan and McClellan - Online petition.

And what if they don't?  Are you DUmmies going to boycott or even more radically, hold your breath until happens?
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Chris_ on November 13, 2013, 02:32:51 PM
PIA only has 131 posts?  Thought he'd been there longer than that.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Dori on November 13, 2013, 02:37:04 PM
Awww..... Look on the bright side - now you have 73!

Ms. Alotta Bush, VA

Here, found these names on the internet.  Shouldn't they sign up too?

Seymore Butts
Jack Goff
B J Cobbledick
Anass Rhammar
Willie Stroker
Barre Dumas
Rusty Kuntz
Robert Fagot
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Chris_ on November 13, 2013, 02:42:46 PM
I like some of these (http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits). :-)
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Karin on November 13, 2013, 02:48:30 PM
I haven't seen progressiveinaction in a long time!  I'm just glad he included mine. 
Title: Re: Re: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 13, 2013, 03:00:24 PM
     Looks like it's time to put the boys to work: Ben Dover and Phil McRevice.

     If they're still short, Rod Johnson and Dick Peters might have to weigh in. If it gets dire, Hugh G. Rection might show up.
mike hunt is heading over in a few to show his solidarity for the cause.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Carl on November 13, 2013, 03:02:21 PM
I haven't seen progressiveinaction in a long time!  I'm just glad he included mine. 

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Aristotelian on November 13, 2013, 03:05:33 PM
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progressiveinaction (131 posts)
9. All the way up to 72 out of 10,000 already.

Small problem though, some of the names on there appear to be a bit, well...suspect.

Dr. Ima DUchebag, CA
Mr. E. Normous Johnson, MI
Dr. Ben Dover, CA
Mr. Harry Hole, CT
Dr. Gloria Hole, FL
Mr. Barry "Dear Leader" Obama, DC
Mr. Cleveland Steamers, MI
Mr. Rusty Trombone, MD
Mr. Ben Dover, TX
Mr. William Drunken Pitt, MA

Suspect signatures on an on-line petition? Say it ain't so.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Ballygrl on November 13, 2013, 03:21:59 PM
OMG you guys are hysterical! :lmao:

Mr. D.U. Fudgepacker, VA

Ms. Alotta Bush, VA
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Skul on November 13, 2013, 04:05:35 PM
OMG you guys are hysterical! :lmao:

Mr. D.U. Fudgepacker, VA

Ms. Alotta Bush, VA
A couple new ones showed up.  :-)
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: hillneck on November 13, 2013, 05:21:33 PM
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progressiveinaction (131 posts)
9. All the way up to 72 out of 10,000 already.

Small problem though, some of the names on there appear to be a bit, well...suspect.



You think only some are suspect.  Here's a perfect reason why some call you idiots "DUmbasses".
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 13, 2013, 05:27:20 PM
I see nadin is on the bandwagon, but it's surprising Pedro hasn't shown up.

No one at the DUmp watches more TV than Pedro.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 13, 2013, 05:37:06 PM
Only some of those are suspect? I have it on good authority that at least 5 in a row were suspect! see if you can spot them!
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: diesel driver on November 13, 2013, 06:15:09 PM
Aphilia Hiney and Dr. Bazar Frozenoff have made an appearance as well.   :rotf:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Ballygrl on November 13, 2013, 06:28:46 PM
:lmao:

Dr. Pat McGroyne, MA

Mr. Drew P. Johnson, CO

Dr. Hiss C. Fitz, TX

Mr. Heywood Jablome, MI
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Doc Savage on November 13, 2013, 07:01:16 PM
I am a personal fan of my Irish cousin, Pati O' Furniture
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: obumazombie on November 13, 2013, 07:38:02 PM
Clone Malone ( that counts for 2)
Emmerson Bigguns
Ricardo Cabeza
Richard Gozinya
Mike Rotch (Simpsons)
Holden Mcgroin
Tug Mcgroin
Pat Mcgroin ( the Mcgroin brothers)
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 14, 2013, 12:32:50 AM
Have Phil Mabelli and Ivan Yakenov signed yet?  What about Ben Dover?
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Skul on November 14, 2013, 12:39:02 AM
Clone Malone ( that counts for 2)
Emmerson Bigguns
Ricardo Cabeza
Richard Gozinya
Mike Rotch (Simpsons)
Holden Mcgroin
Tug Mcgroin
Pat Mcgroin ( the Mcgroin brothers)

Wasn't Scratch, one of the McGroin brothers? :???:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: diesel driver on November 14, 2013, 06:52:27 AM
Wasn't Scratch, one of the McGroin brothers? :???:

2nd cousin.   :lmao:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Gina on November 14, 2013, 07:16:35 AM
What did Logan do?  She was raped wasn't she?  Why must they hate women?  :shrug:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Karin on November 14, 2013, 07:29:01 AM
Have we heard from Mike Hunt yet?

("Emerson Bigguns"  <--that made me laugh  :lmao: )
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 14, 2013, 07:34:03 AM
They just broke 90... better start emptying out the desk.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: diesel driver on November 14, 2013, 07:34:12 AM
We have 2 "Ben Dover"s

One from California, one from Texas.  (I think the one from Texas is a fake.   :lmao:)
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 14, 2013, 05:45:10 PM
98 signatures.  Almost got 100.  These guys are on a tear.... :lmao:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: diesel driver on November 14, 2013, 08:58:16 PM
98 signatures.  Almost got 100.  These guys are on a tear.... :lmao:

Considering 3 of them are mine...

Tear away!   :rotf:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: biersmythe on November 14, 2013, 10:06:19 PM
Has Craven Moorehead signed yet?
what about his brother Dick Burns?
or cousin Dick Trickle?
or maybe Harry Baals?
or his girlfriend Ima Hogg?
or maybe her mom Sarah Bellum?

 :lmao:

Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 15, 2013, 06:55:23 AM
Over 100 now!  A few more years and some deranged CC minds, they might make 10K!
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 15, 2013, 01:15:50 PM
Over 100 now!  A few more years and some deranged CC minds, they might make 10K!

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we've got 107 signatures, help us get to 10,000

At this rate, Lara Logan is toast!!!!eleventy!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Condition1 on November 15, 2013, 01:34:05 PM
Dr. Chum Gang, at obozo@whitehouse.gov signed up too.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 16, 2013, 09:09:10 PM
Regarding the petition:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0yXqU-w9U0[/youtube]
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Delmar on November 16, 2013, 09:16:56 PM
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Mr. Drew P. Johnson, CO
:rotf:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Splashdown on November 17, 2013, 07:05:20 AM
It took a while, but Kareem OfWheat finally signed.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Skul on November 17, 2013, 07:11:15 AM
It took a while, but Kareem OfWheat finally signed.
:lmao: Probably plays basket  ball.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Splashdown on November 17, 2013, 07:44:12 AM
:lmao: Probably plays basket  ball.

Actually, he used to be called Buckwheat until he found islam.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: diesel driver on November 17, 2013, 08:25:38 AM
Over 100 now!  A few more years and some deranged CC minds, they might make 10K!

Aphelia Hiney got her husband, Harry, to sign.

Now up to 112.   :rotf:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Skul on November 17, 2013, 08:30:59 AM
Aphelia Hiney got her husband, Harry, to sign.

Now up to 112.   :rotf:
Just thought of a new one.  :-)


Done.  :)
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: diesel driver on November 17, 2013, 09:06:26 AM
Damned petition won't let Harry sign!   :rant:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: catsmtrods on November 17, 2013, 09:30:55 AM
Amanda Hugankiss?
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: diesel driver on November 17, 2013, 09:39:43 AM
Amanda Hugankiss?

Not my "persuasion"  :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 17, 2013, 01:43:47 PM
Amanda Hugankiss?

I think she's Amanda Polk's cousin
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: franksolich on November 17, 2013, 01:49:21 PM
Latest two:

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Ms. Munchma Kuchi, Greece

Ms. Hootcha Hitchie, FM
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 17, 2013, 02:38:29 PM
Lech Mabalsic, Poland
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Mike220 on November 17, 2013, 02:47:12 PM
A Mr. Peter Poufier of Quebec just signed.

What an unfortunate name.  O-)
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: jukin on November 17, 2013, 05:12:57 PM
My kudos and a hat tip.

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Mr. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, MA

However....

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Mr. Karl Rove, Virgin Islands, British

...made me almost spit beer! :cheersmate:

This is some out of the box thinking.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Mike220 on November 17, 2013, 05:24:08 PM
My kudos and a hat tip.

However....

...made me almost spit beer! :cheersmate:

This is some out of the box thinking.

Joseph Dzhugashvili was pretty good too. I know the DUmmies admire his methods.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: jukin on November 17, 2013, 05:35:11 PM
Joseph Dzhugashvili was pretty good too. I know the DUmmies admire his methods.

They advocate and work for him every post they make.

Hate to steal but..... that's just too good. From now on, great collectivists, traitors, and the potty humor names.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Skul on November 17, 2013, 07:15:52 PM
Some of those names appear suspect, to me.
Who the dickens is gNads Abbott?
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: thundley4 on November 17, 2013, 07:50:31 PM
No Shifford B. Rains?
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: dandi on November 17, 2013, 08:46:22 PM
Holden Muscrotum just stopped by.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 17, 2013, 08:57:50 PM
I can NOT believe it has taken until now for Anita Mann to sign!
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 17, 2013, 09:00:07 PM
Where did she go?  I know she signed...
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: diesel driver on November 18, 2013, 03:09:10 AM
Yeah, I know.

They wouldn't let Aphilia Hiney's husband, Harry, sign up either.   :hammer:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Karin on November 18, 2013, 07:27:14 AM
Dr. Ho Lee Phuk of San Francisco? 
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on November 18, 2013, 07:51:22 AM
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Mr. Jack N. Gaizhoff, Belize
:lmao:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Gina on November 18, 2013, 11:06:18 AM
Holden Muscrotum just stopped by.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  I think I met him once  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 18, 2013, 11:42:53 AM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  I think I met him once  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Did you shake his hand?
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Gina on November 18, 2013, 11:50:38 AM
Did you shake his hand?

No but he was nuts!
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Traveshamockery on November 18, 2013, 11:59:05 AM
Don't forget Mike Littoris. 
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Delmar on November 18, 2013, 06:39:07 PM
 Dick Izinya
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: AllosaursRus on November 18, 2013, 06:49:51 PM
     Looks like it's time to put the boys to work: Ben Dover and Phil McRevice.

     If they're still short, Rod Johnson and Dick Peters might have to weigh in. If it gets dire, Hugh G. Rection might show up.

I think I'll sign up Lotta Twat! She just hates it when this happens!
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: Gern on November 18, 2013, 07:19:06 PM
Fondel Majonk has signed his name to this worthy endeavor.
Title: Re: More DUmmy fun with on-line petitions
Post by: obumazombie on November 18, 2013, 08:11:17 PM
Dick Izinya
Richard Gozinya.