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Title: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 11, 2013, 10:08:15 AM
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Skidmore (30,174 posts)

I lost a dear friend suddenly yesterday.

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I'd never had the opportunity to meet her face-to-face. I met her on the much derided Facebook through another friend. She lived on the other side of the world. A blythe spirit, a free spirit she danced lightly and brightly on the earth.

Oh brother.

 A pagan and a mystic now obscured from us by the mists of her beloved Avalon.

Probably a middle-aged woman who hung on to the goth and/or Stevie Nicks worship too long and plopped over while dealing the Tarot cards.


 A kind and loving soul. Her passage through this life so different from the steady one foot in front of the other treading that I, a woman of the Midwestern prairies, have measured my journey.


How prosaic. You don't have a journey, DUmmy. You have 30,000 posts on an internet forum.



Through the health problems she had experienced over the past few months, she exuded light and joy. The suddenness of her death has left her friends and family breathless and stunned.

Translation: she OD'd, probably while on the toilet.


 This beautiful woman now mingles her bright energy with the light of stars.

No, she'll be mingling with worms. Good god you people are gay when your friends die.


 May we learn from her journey.

Yes, I have a lot to learn from a woman you've so far described as a minor character in a Heart song from 1979. Probably OD'd on clove cigarettes.



Someone she didn't know, died. It's sad and stuff. Evidently they lived at the outskirts of an enchanted forest. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024014200)

Sayyyyy, wait a minute.

Skidmark, did your friend by chance meet her end in an oven, and were two German kids seen high-tailing it out of her place?
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Mike220 on November 11, 2013, 10:10:14 AM
Uhh... what?
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: txradioguy on November 11, 2013, 10:11:57 AM
If he never met "her" how do we know for sure it was not some guy on the other end of the computer?
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Skul on November 11, 2013, 10:16:18 AM
She's...dead, Jim.
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Karin on November 11, 2013, 10:19:08 AM
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Through the health problems she had experienced over the past few months, she exuded light and joy.

That sentence makes no sense, Skidmark. 
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Chris_ on November 11, 2013, 10:20:50 AM
No, she'll be mingling with worms. Good god you people are gay when your friends die.
:rofl:
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 11, 2013, 10:41:27 AM
If he never met "her" how do we know for sure it was not some guy on the other end of the computer?

     That scarcely matters to a DUmmy.
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Carl on November 11, 2013, 10:47:58 AM
No worries,most likely you will meet her in Hell one day.
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 11, 2013, 11:02:32 AM
Probably got tired of hearing about the inane sniveling and offed the account, faked "her" death or just blocked it.
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Gina on November 11, 2013, 11:04:35 AM
 :rofl:  Oh man, someone thinks they are a fluttering poet  :rotf:
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Dori on November 11, 2013, 11:11:17 AM
How do DUmmies exude light?

Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 11, 2013, 11:14:58 AM
How do DUmmies exude light?


Soak them in oil. They will burn brightly among the stars as they journey takes them screaming down the road for a few hundred yards.


well. you asked.
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Mike220 on November 11, 2013, 11:17:26 AM
Soak them in oil. They will burn brightly among the stars as they journey takes them screaming down the road for a few hundred yards.


well. you asked.

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Gina on November 11, 2013, 11:35:06 AM
Soak them in oil. They will burn brightly among the stars as they journey takes them screaming down the road for a few hundred yards.


well. you asked.

 :rofl:  That is so bad.
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Dori on November 11, 2013, 11:36:46 AM
Soak them in oil. They will burn brightly among the stars as they journey takes them screaming down the road for a few hundred yards.


well. you asked.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: jukin on November 11, 2013, 11:40:21 AM
She's...dead, Jim.

LOL! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 11, 2013, 12:25:08 PM
Too much healing white light will fry you.
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Skul on November 11, 2013, 02:48:51 PM
Soak them in oil. They will burn brightly among the stars as they journey takes them screaming down the road for a few hundred yards.

well. you asked.
That reminds me of Texacon's sig line.
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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.  Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 11, 2013, 11:01:41 PM
Probably got tired of hearing about the inane sniveling and offed the account, faked "her" death or just blocked it.
DUmmy Deadstone is about the only dead DUmmy for whom we have reliable proof of death.

Even the round red sodomite for some reason never had an obit in a reputable publication, just a story in a nutty Seattle moonbat weekly.

Skimmer promised the CalPig a forum dedicated to discussing dead moonbats, but never followed up.

She even gave him a list of supposedly dead DUmmies to prime the pump, but to no avail.

It is puzzling why Skimmer reneged. A dead DUmmy forum could be one of the most entertaining spots at the DUmp.
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: obumazombie on November 11, 2013, 11:06:03 PM
DUmmy Deadstone is about the only dead DUmmy for whom we have reliable proof of death.

Even the round red sodomite for some reason never had an obit in a reputable publication, just a story in a nutty Seattle moonbat weekly.

Skimmer promised the CalPig a forum dedicated to discussing dead moonbats, but never followed up.

She even gave him a list of supposedly dead DUmmies to prime the pump, but to no avail.

It is puzzling why Skimmer reneged. A dead DUmmy forum could be one of the most entertaining spots at the DUmp.

He's slipping. He could be charging for obits.
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 12, 2013, 12:45:46 AM
If he never met "her" how do we know for sure it was not some guy on the other end of the computer?

(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4746726030836572&pid=1.7)
Might have been an alien....
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Big Dog on November 12, 2013, 07:04:57 AM
If he never met "her" how do we know for sure it was not some guy on the other end of the computer?

(http://images.wikia.com/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/6/67/On-the-internet-nobody-knows-youre-a-dog-meme.jpg)
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 12, 2013, 07:08:43 AM
(http://images.wikia.com/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/6/67/On-the-internet-nobody-knows-youre-a-dog-meme.jpg)

Until you send them your picture.... hey oh!
Title: Re: Skidmark was friends with, like, a centaur or something
Post by: Big Dog on November 12, 2013, 07:11:33 AM
Until you send them your picture.... hey oh!

Oops.

 :-)