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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on November 10, 2013, 10:22:31 PM
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When things look bad, you can always find a silver lining by visiting the DUmp's loony bin.
Nothing brightens the day like reading about suffering DUmmies!
For the DUmpmonkeys, everything is always bad, and getting worse:
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 06:08 PM
mdmc (28,872 posts)
~The Official Some Days Are Just So Hard~ thread
ITT = hard day? hard night? kick this thread with an explanation in the subject line..
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1151399#post1
Response to mdmc (Original post)
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 06:56 PM
ret5hd (10,296 posts)
1. i have a cold, a cut finger, and my coffee martinis were insulted here on du...
but you know what? my life is better than probably 6.5 billion people (or more) on this little rock, so i'm good. thnx.
Response to ret5hd (Reply #1)
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 07:05 PM
Star Member mzteris (16,081 posts)
2. I don't know if you think you're being funny
or not, but this is the Mental Health Support Thread. . . some of us have REALLY bad days.... and we don't need the jokes.
Response to mdmc (Original post)
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 07:54 PM
Star Member Neoma (9,474 posts)
4. Well, I'm at the lower end the emotional graph.
I recently started exercising an hour each day... And so far, it just makes me tired... Which shuts down my emotional control/barrier what-have-you. Since I seem to be more vulnerable when I'm tired for some reason.
Tired, tired, tired. There's more to it than just being sleepy. Tired of life, tired of learning about horrible things, tired of repetitiveness and the inevitability of it.
Alcohol. DUmmy Neoma really needs to start drinking a great deal of alcohol.
Response to mdmc (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 01:17 AM
fizzgig (18,800 posts)
7. i feel like a bag of smashed assholes
couple of nights with no sleep and a big ******* mess with my husband.
DUmmy fizzgig recently got pissed off and shaved her head.
You may remember DUmmy mdmc as the nutbag who ran for council in some little burg up in New York. His electoral success was in the same range as the Bellevue big guy's:
Response to mdmc (Original post)
Sat Jan 28, 2012, 09:04 PM
mdmc (28,872 posts)
8. We have to put our cat Bella down tomorrow
so these days have been bad for me..
things had been going so well...sigh.
More sunshine from DUmmy smashed asshole:
Response to mdmc (Original post)
Mon Jan 30, 2012, 01:43 PM
fizzgig (18,800 posts)
9. today is an especially hard day
i hit absolute empty the other night. i feel estranged from the two people i love most, one by distance and the other by anger. i have plenty of people who love and support me, but i can't have the two that i need, and that makes it all the worse because all i do is beat myself up for being selfish and needy.
the emotional and mental pain is starting to manifest itself physically and i'm losing my appetite.
i haven't been able to stop crying the last few days and all that accomplishes is pissing off my husband. i feel so tired and alone right now.
DUmmy fizzgig is another DUmmy who could benefit from huge amounts of liquor.
Response to BeHereNow (Reply #10)
Mon Jan 30, 2012, 03:52 PM
fizzgig (18,800 posts)
11. a walk would be wonderful since the weather is so nice
i've aggravated the ankle i broke several years ago and can't manage much more than a ginger lurch shuffle, but i am going to bear the pain to go get signed up with a new doc.
Gloom, despair, and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
Response to mdmc (Original post)
Thu Feb 9, 2012, 08:05 PM
Star Member Neoma (9,474 posts)
18. I am drained.
I am a wrung out rag shoved under a mattress full of dynamite. I have cringed out so much that my teeth have grown together so that my voice and appetite would run out of the room in fright. I am so lethargic, my brain can't remember what lethargic means...
The proud shoplifter chimes in:
Response to mdmc (Original post)
Thu Feb 9, 2012, 10:41 PM
Odin2005 (48,255 posts)
20. The loud narcissistic asshole in the apartment under me makes me...
...want to strangle him. Every time his music is loud I have murder fantasies.
Response to mdmc (Original post)
Mon Mar 12, 2012, 06:56 AM
mdmc (28,872 posts)
28. ..
little sleep, sick girlfriend, work.. Listen to me bitch..
You may recall that poor, stupid Beth claimed to be an expert on mental illness, claiming that husband Doug was a lunatic.
This post was prior to her meltdown and flameout.
Response to mdmc (Reply #28)
Mon Mar 12, 2012, 03:25 PM
EFerrari (163,986 posts)
29. Too much unrestful sleep.
Listen to me chime in.
Response to mdmc (Original post)
Sat Jun 23, 2012, 08:07 PM
otherone (484 posts)
36. I've had the worst anxiety of my life this week
I threw a house party today and have been worried sick about it.. now it is over, but today was one hard day.
Response to otherone (Reply #36)
Sun Jun 24, 2012, 12:35 AM
Star Member mopinko (40,142 posts)
37. i would love to have parties.
but i just don't have the strength for it. too much drama, too much work.
good for you for pulling it off.
Some days are just so hard.
And all this misery doesn't even include Dennis the Menace or LocoNuts!
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And all this misery doesn't even include Dennis the Manace or LocoNuts!
Liberalism. Ain't it grand?
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I'd feel some pity for them if they were willing to actually do something to help themselves, but they don't and if their shrink tells them they have to work to get better they quit seeing him. So they post at DU where no one will give them any good advice, they just pat each other on the back and say if only all the repukes would die off then they would be cured.
Amber is a great example of how uncaring and stupid they all are, any sane person would have told her to grow the hell up, do her job and be grateful her sisters were helping her, but no they encouraged her stupid ass to get on the bus so she could live her dream of homeless shelters and food stamps, a dream she says that us sane people are to scared to chase. No wonder these people are so screwed up, yet somehow they think they can run our lives for us.
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Response to ret5hd (Reply #1)
Mon Jan 23, 2012, 07:05 PM
Star Member mzteris (16,081 posts)
2. I don't know if you think you're being funny
or not, but this is the Mental Health Support Thread. . . some of us have REALLY bad days.... and we don't need the jokes.
Yes, because misery, ugly, warped, frustrated and LIbEral needs even more miserable company.
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Some of these posts are begging to be paired with a Garfield Minus Garfield cartoon. Its like they were made for each other. It's almost too easy.
The fizzgig primitive looks like a bag of smashed assholes after shaving her head, so I am not surprised that it would feel like a bag of them, too.
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Yes, because misery, ugly, warped, frustrated and LIbEral needs even more miserable company.
They couldn't make it to 3 posts without turning on each other. Like a cage full of hemorrhoid-infested baboons with one tube of Preparation H.
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Response to BeHereNow (Reply #10)
Mon Jan 30, 2012, 03:52 PM
fizzgig (18,800 posts)
11. a walk would be wonderful since the weather is so nice
i've aggravated the ankle i broke several years ago and can't manage much more than a ginger lurch shuffle, but i am going to bear the pain to go get signed up with a new doc.
The Ginger Lurch Shuffle. Is that a dance for clumsy redheads?
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Some of these posts are begging to be paired with a Garfield Minus Garfield cartoon. Its like they were made for each other. It's almost too easy.
The fizzgig primitive looks like a bag of smashed assholes after shaving her head, so I am not surprised that it would feel like a bag of them, too.
I wonder if there is a correlation between the head-shaving and the estrangement from her husband. Chicken or egg...
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Response to mdmc (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 01:17 AM
fizzgig (18,800 posts)
7. i feel like a bag of smashed assholes
for the life of me I can't imagine what this feels like :rotf:
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Well, now that was uplifting.
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It would be so tempting to burn up a mole in there trying to teach them how to end it all.
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Fizzgig + the two she wants = a threesome.....ain't gonna happen.
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Great find, GOBUCKS!
Even though this is from nearly two years ago, I recognize two primitives who'll probably be on the ballot for the Top DUmmies of 2013; I dunno if they'll win anything or not, but they'll at least make it to the ballot.
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fizzgig (18,800 posts)
7. i feel like a bag of smashed assholes
...and you look like one, too.
Gloom, despair, and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
Lyrics by....
Willy Nelson? Ray Stevens?
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Nothing brightens the day like reading about suffering DUmmies!
How very true for me as well. Suffer and die horribly, you nation-ruining asswipes.
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...and you look like one, too.Lyrics by....
Willy Nelson? Ray Stevens?
Grandpa from Hee Haw...
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Grandpa from Hee Haw...
OMG, that's it! That's exactly what was playing in the head. :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :cheersmate:
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Alcohol. DUmmy Neoma really needs to start drinking a great deal of alcohol.
Listen to GOBUCKS!
He's pre-med. :rotf:
AND, use the cheaper, drug store rubbing alcohol, not the expensive stuff from the liquor store. :II:
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Not very supportive if everyone is just playing "I'm more miserable than you".
Cindie