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Title: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: dane on November 09, 2013, 04:40:27 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11514652
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Locut0s (4,220 posts)

Will I have to hit rock bottom before I change...

 Still no motivation and not doing anything. I've been trying to resist the urge to drink recently which can only lead to worse places but it's difficult to do. Haven't drank in a few weeks and longer before that. I wish my parents would just kick me out of the house really, though that might lead to worse things. I'm wondering if I will have to hit some form of rock bottom before I change?
 
Saw the new psychiatrist the other day. He seems ok so far but it will take a number of visits before we get to any new ground.
Doesn't indicate that he has taken any steps as to getting a job or moving out, simply waiting 'til the 'meal ticket' parents toss him out.

This one is beginning to have too much competition from other sicko DUmmies, so he might need to step up his level of misery and despair.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 09, 2013, 05:22:45 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11514652Doesn't indicate that he has taken any steps as to getting a job or moving out, simply waiting 'til the 'meal ticket' parents toss him out.

This one is beginning to have too much competition from other sicko DUmmies, so he might need to step up his level of misery and despair.


     God, Loconuts, just get it over with already.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 09, 2013, 06:51:25 PM
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Locut0s (4,220 posts)

Will I have to hit rock bottom before I change...

 Still no motivation and not doing anything. I've been trying to resist the urge to drink recently which can only lead to worse places but it's difficult to do. Haven't drank in a few weeks and longer before that. I wish my parents would just kick me out of the house really, though that might lead to worse things. I'm wondering if I will have to hit some form of rock bottom before I change?
 
Saw the new psychiatrist the other day. He seems ok so far but it will take a number of visits before we get to any new ground.

That is your entire problem dummie. There are days every one here is not motivated... and we still get up and go to work!

I'll give you some advice. Get off your ass, find a job and quit whining.

5 cents please.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: Skul on November 09, 2013, 06:54:32 PM
Sending healing white happy pills.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: Dori on November 09, 2013, 07:02:54 PM
It must be dark down in that basement.  He needs one of those grow lights that simulates the sun.

 

Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 09, 2013, 07:14:59 PM
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I've been trying to resist the urge to drink recently

I remember my first beer.......

It must be dark down in that basement.  He needs one of those grow lights that simulates the sun.
:-)
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 09, 2013, 08:44:58 PM
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Response to Locut0s (Original post)Sat Nov 9, 2013, 04:57 PM
fizzgig (18,792 posts)
1. i had to hit rock bottom

my ex had to pick my drunk, sobbing, half naked ass up off the floor and take me to the er so i could check myself into the hospital.

my husband has also hit bottom. i had to jimmy the bathroom door because he'd locked himself in there with a knife and was threatening to slit his wrists. i wound up calling 911 and the cops took him to the hospital.
DUmmy fizzgig, a hilarious lunatic, is also a regular in the DUmp photo threads.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on November 09, 2013, 09:09:05 PM
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Locut0s (4,220 posts)

Will I have to hit rock bottom before I change...
Try a nice high cliff...
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: Freeper on November 09, 2013, 09:25:39 PM
Try a nice high cliff...

He's a DUmmy so I'd say he already hit rock bottom.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: BattleHymn on November 09, 2013, 09:38:32 PM
LocoNuts has either to resign to the fact that he's going to turn out just like all the other DUmp metrosexuals, or pull himself away from them and do something about it. 

Somebody at CC even offered candid frank help to this big ugly DUmbass the last time he posted a thread like this. 


To this primitive, I would say to you "Shit, or get off the pot", but since you're a DUmbass, you'll probably get off the pot and then shit, no matter what anyone tells you.   
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: thundley4 on November 09, 2013, 10:29:13 PM
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Saw the new psychiatrist the other day. He seems ok so far but it will take a number of visits before we get to any new ground.

The shrink is fine but you are a useless POS and the sooner you rectify that the better for all. Do it for your parents.  They'll get over it sooner or later.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: Purple Sage on November 09, 2013, 10:37:06 PM
FFS, get off your lazy bum.  Quit whining.  Get a job and get on with your life!  Or not.  But do stop whining.  Nobody gives a flip about a wastrel that doesn't even TRY.

The person I would sympathize with would be your poor Mom.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 09, 2013, 11:24:31 PM
A body at rest stays at rest.  Until you have a reason to be motivated you are unlikely to find motivation.  You are going to need to force yourself to find a job, and then you need to force yourself to go to work everyday.  Have your parent's read your posts, then have them read the the threads of replies over hear, print out the ones that are trying to be helpful.  Sitting on your bum all day is not going to do you any favors.  Your parents need to give you the motivation to get a job at this point by not continuing to cater to your needs.  At 31 if you are living at home you need to be contributing in some significant way, and you need to take responsibility and tell your parents that you need them to hold you accountable so that you can grow. 

Also, stop looking for problems with your psychologists and psychiatrists.  Accept their advice and use it to move forward.  At this point in your life you have shown yourself to be incapable of making your own decisions and handling your own life, and your parents have been unwilling to allow you to fail, so you need an outside perspective. 

Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: RobJohnson on November 10, 2013, 03:01:46 AM
A body at rest stays at rest.  Until you have a reason to be motivated you are unlikely to find motivation.  You are going to need to force yourself to find a job, and then you need to force yourself to go to work everyday.  Have your parent's read your posts, then have them read the the threads of replies over hear, print out the ones that are trying to be helpful.  Sitting on your bum all day is not going to do you any favors.  Your parents need to give you the motivation to get a job at this point by not continuing to cater to your needs.  At 31 if you are living at home you need to be contributing in some significant way, and you need to take responsibility and tell your parents that you need them to hold you accountable so that you can grow. 

Also, stop looking for problems with your psychologists and psychiatrists.  Accept their advice and use it to move forward.  At this point in your life you have shown yourself to be incapable of making your own decisions and handling your own life, and your parents have been unwilling to allow you to fail, so you need an outside perspective. 



He is a lost cause.

The taxpayers of Canada should be proud they are paying for his psychologists and psychiatrists!

Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: dane on November 10, 2013, 04:08:00 AM
He is a lost cause.

The taxpayers of Canada should be proud they are paying for his psychologists and psychiatrists!


Is it possible Loconuts would get better faster if he himself were paying for all that time in shrinks' offices, rather than the taxpayers?
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: RobJohnson on November 10, 2013, 05:45:16 AM
Is it possible Loconuts would get better faster if he himself were paying for all that time in shrinks' offices, rather than the taxpayers?

I think so.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: Skul on November 10, 2013, 06:01:44 AM
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Saw the new psychiatrist the other day. He seems ok so far but it will take a number of visits before we get to any new ground.
He goes through shrinks like normal people go through underwear.
He is a lost cause.

The taxpayers of Canada should be proud they are paying for his psychologists and psychiatrists!
I think I see the problem.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: diesel driver on November 10, 2013, 06:21:48 AM
He's a DUmmy so I'd say he already hit rock bottom.

Just like the rest of the DUmp, he hits the bottom and starts digging.

Today, we call such whiners "metrosexuals".

In my day (there I go again!), we called them "pussies" (and I ain't talking about a cat!)
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: Bad Dog on November 10, 2013, 12:23:39 PM
It's bad enough that it fails at life but, this post just killed it's DOTY run.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 10, 2013, 12:31:41 PM
I know that many DUmp democrats, including Loconuts, come here for advice.

So for Loconuts and a host of other DUmmies who are equally crazy I'd make one strong recommendation: drink.

Nothing works better than alcohol to make your miserable situation fade into the background.

It's an inexpensive and reliable escape from your woes. But be sure to keep posting regularly during and after each binge.

You're welcome. Please pay the receptionist on your way out.



Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: jukin on November 10, 2013, 12:45:37 PM
I just got a fresh brick of single edged razor blades from Harbor Freight. Loconut, hit me a PM and I'll send you two, FREEEEEEEEEEEE.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 10, 2013, 01:15:31 PM
DUmmy Tobin S., a regular in the DUmp loony bin, tries to cheer up DUmmy LocoNuts:

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Response to Locut0s (Original post)
Sat Nov 9, 2013, 06:38 PM
Star Member Tobin S. (6,038 posts)
5. I don't think so.

I know a guy who has hit rock bottom and he has just kind of stayed there and wallowed around in misery for the last 15 years. Seriously, I have not seen any improvement in that time.

That should put a big smile on LocoNuts's face!
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: Dori on November 10, 2013, 01:17:37 PM
What's happening to Loconuts isn't all that rare.

It seems we have a generation full of adults that failed to launch.

The Only College My Kid Applied to is Basement University

http://www.empoweringparents.com/failure-to-launch-why-so-many-adult-kids-still-live-with-their-parents.php#ixzz2kGvDmYqG

Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: DefiantSix on November 10, 2013, 11:51:28 PM
Try a nice high cliff...
No need for cliffs. Just some rope and a wobbly ottoman will do nicely.

(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/hang-yourself-10019722.jpg)
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 11, 2013, 07:05:47 AM
No need for cliffs. Just some rope and a wobbly ottoman will do nicely.

(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/hang-yourself-10019722.jpg)

That would work if it were capable of tying a knot. Unfortunately, the motivation just isn't there to look it up on instructables.  So the whining must continue.  I'd suggest pills, but mommy's hotflash medication would only be hilarious and wouldn't solve any problems.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: Gern on November 11, 2013, 08:48:33 AM
I will say this:  If this dude does kill himself before the end of the year,


It will be the GREATEST come from behind victory to clinch DOTY in history!
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 12, 2013, 04:58:12 AM
A body at rest stays at rest.  Until you have a reason to be motivated you are unlikely to find motivation.  You are going to need to force yourself to find a job, and then you need to force yourself to go to work everyday.  Have your parent's read your posts, then have them read the the threads of replies over hear, print out the ones that are trying to be helpful.  Sitting on your bum all day is not going to do you any favors.  Your parents need to give you the motivation to get a job at this point by not continuing to cater to your needs.  At 31 if you are living at home you need to be contributing in some significant way, and you need to take responsibility and tell your parents that you need them to hold you accountable so that you can grow. 

Also, stop looking for problems with your psychologists and psychiatrists.  Accept their advice and use it to move forward.  At this point in your life you have shown yourself to be incapable of making your own decisions and handling your own life, and your parents have been unwilling to allow you to fail, so you need an outside perspective. 



Dead on, and an H5 given.
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: RWKindaGuy on November 12, 2013, 07:37:09 AM
Try a nice high cliff...

Remember, it's not the high cliff so much as the sudden stop.   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 12, 2013, 07:58:47 AM
Remember, it's not the high cliff so much as the sudden stop.   :popcorn:

Not as many points to be made off of the lower diving board
Title: Re: Other DUmmies are getting more attention than Loconuts, so he makes a new post.
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 12, 2013, 11:19:36 AM
A body at rest stays at rest.  Until you have a reason to be motivated you are unlikely to find motivation.  You are going to need to force yourself to find a job, and then you need to force yourself to go to work everyday.  Have your parent's read your posts, then have them read the the threads of replies over hear, print out the ones that are trying to be helpful.  Sitting on your bum all day is not going to do you any favors.  Your parents need to give you the motivation to get a job at this point by not continuing to cater to your needs.  At 31 if you are living at home you need to be contributing in some significant way, and you need to take responsibility and tell your parents that you need them to hold you accountable so that you can grow. 

Also, stop looking for problems with your psychologists and psychiatrists.  Accept their advice and use it to move forward.  At this point in your life you have shown yourself to be incapable of making your own decisions and handling your own life, and your parents have been unwilling to allow you to fail, so you need an outside perspective. 

Sorry, not a chance. LocoNuts is truly without hope.

The equally crazy Tobin S. hit the nail on LocoNuts's head:
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I know a guy who has hit rock bottom and he has just kind of stayed there and wallowed around in misery for the last 15 years. Seriously, I have not seen any improvement in that time.

LocoNuts should save himself a lot of trouble and simply give up.
We should however encourage him to keep posting in the DUmp's loonybin, the only successful thing he's ever done.

He could be a shining star of the loonybin if he would just post once every day or two.