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Title: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 08, 2013, 08:00:04 PM: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-car-sex-cheeseburger-sandal-675432

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Meet Rachel Gossett.

The 25-year-old Georgia woman was arrested early Sunday when cops spotted her having sex with Frank Lucas, 27, inside a Dodge truck parked outside a Waffle House restaurant.

As noted by the Loganville Police Department officer who broke up the 1:30 AM encounter, Gossett was pantsless and straddling Lucas in the front seat of the car (which reeked of booze). When confronted by a cop, Lucas pulled up his pants.

I wonder what Rachel Gossett's DU name is. ::) :mental:
Title: Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
Post by: Purple Sage on November 08, 2013, 08:34:49 PM: Imagine having this all over the Internetâ€¦ including your picture? I don't envy this idiot any. Hard lesson. :P
Title: Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 10, 2013, 10:31:41 PM: Wow. I've been plenty drunk many times.... however I have never tried to put a Big Mac on my foot while in that condition.
Title: Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
Post by: Chris_ on November 10, 2013, 10:37:34 PM: Quote from: I_B_Perky on November 10, 2013, 10:31:41 PM
Wow. I've been plenty drunk many times.... however I have never tried to put a Big Mac on my foot while in that condition.
I have never confused food for clothing, and I've been around the bend a few times. :drunksailor:
Title: Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
Post by: Wineslob on November 11, 2013, 09:43:27 AM: But was she Loving It?
Title: Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
Post by: Eupher on November 11, 2013, 10:17:20 AM: Naw, these guys have it all wrong.

She was spreading a bit of toejam on the bun. Sometimes called "special sauce," toejam adds that extra special "something."

:whistling:
Title: Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
Post by: biersmythe on November 11, 2013, 10:30:46 AM: Quote
Subsequent Breathalyzer tests confirmed the obvious: Gossettâ€™s blood alcohol content level was more than two times the .08 legal limit, while Lucas blew a .154.

LOL talk about not holding your liquor,

Quote from: Eupher on November 11, 2013, 10:17:20 AM
Naw, these guys have it all wrong.

She was spreading a bit of toejam on the bun. Sometimes called "special sauce," toejam adds that extra special "something."

:whistling:

EWWWWW!!!!! :rotf:
Title: Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
Post by: Wineslob on November 11, 2013, 01:34:58 PM: Quote from: Eupher on November 11, 2013, 10:17:20 AM
Naw, these guys have it all wrong.

She was spreading a bit of toejam on the bun. Sometimes called "special sauce," toejam adds that extra special "something."

:whistling:

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1563945728/h88F56D02/)
Title: Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 11, 2013, 03:20:51 PM: Quote from: Eupher on November 11, 2013, 10:17:20 AM
Naw, these guys have it all wrong.

She was spreading a bit of toejam on the bun. Sometimes called "special sauce," toejam adds that extra special "something."

:whistling:

Did you have to say that???????????????
Title: Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
Post by: Eupher on November 11, 2013, 03:24:27 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on November 11, 2013, 01:34:58 PM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1563945728/h88F56D02/)

Don't knock it till you've tried it. :lol:
Title: Re: Meet The Drunk Woman Who Mistook Her Cheeseburger For A Sandal
Post by: Eupher on November 11, 2013, 03:24:50 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 11, 2013, 03:20:51 PM
Did you have to say that???????????????

Why yes! Yes, I did! :-)