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Title: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 04, 2013, 11:33:01 PM
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Star Member onehandle (38,325 posts)

Who did Rand Paul bribe to get his Ophthalmologist license?

Clearly this Libertarian, Wikipedia educated moron, doesn't have the intelligence or work ethic to become a doctor.


Paul graduated from one of the most prestigious medical schools in the world, asshole. You stupid bastards can't even scrape together one payment on the student loans from your Cornholing Studies degrees from Absorbine Junior College. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023978683)


Suck it, retards.
Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: obumazombie on November 04, 2013, 11:56:43 PM
Libs "embellish" their resumes so much, they can't imagine anyone being honest with theirs.
Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: BannedFromDU on November 05, 2013, 12:01:52 AM
Libs "embellish" their resumes so much, they can't imagine anyone being honest with theirs.

     This same thing happened with Frist - they can't bear to imagine that a Republican could have a medical degree. I sort of get it, because that insane lunatic Dean is a doctor. I wouldn't let that bastard diagnose
my dead dog.
Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: thundley4 on November 05, 2013, 12:03:03 AM
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Clearly this Libertarian, Wikipedia educated moron, doesn't have the intelligence or work ethic to become a doctor.

What do DUmmies know about work ethics? They know they don't have them.
Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: obumazombie on November 05, 2013, 12:07:07 AM
What do DUmmies know about work ethics? They know they don't have them.
They know they can work around ethics.
Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: sybilll on November 05, 2013, 12:14:18 AM
This, coming from the people that worship at the altar of Keith Olberman, who graduated from the Cow school.  :rotf:
Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: obumazombie on November 05, 2013, 12:15:58 AM
This, coming from the people that worship at the altar of Keith Olberman, who graduated from the Cow school.  :rotf:
I love how Ann Coulter hounded Olbie about that.
Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 05, 2013, 12:36:52 AM
Cornholing Studies degrees from Absorbine Junior College.[/url]

Suck it, retards.

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

 :hi5:
Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: diesel driver on November 05, 2013, 05:10:06 AM
Libs "embellish" their resumes so much, they can't imagine anyone being honest with theirs.

Embellish?

Try "Pulitzer Prize award fiction"!  :lol:
Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 05, 2013, 07:39:45 AM
this needs to be revisited, too funny:

[youtube=425,350]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qReF-0oWOc[/youtube]
Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: Dori on November 05, 2013, 11:01:56 AM
Ted Cruz had an amazing education.  He was a standout in everything he tried.



Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: Bad Dog on November 05, 2013, 03:04:32 PM
Ted Cruz had an amazing education.  He was a standout in everything he tried.





Thus making him very suspect in the average DUmmie mind.
Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: Dori on November 05, 2013, 06:43:02 PM
Thus making him very suspect in the average DUmmie mind.

McCain and company couldn't hold a candle to Cruz. I'm still angry  about him calling Cruz, Paul and Lee wacko birds.

McCain graduated from the Naval Academy.  His dad and grandfather were both Admirals.

Cruz has degrees from Woodrow Wilson School in Public and International affairs, Princeton and Harvard Law.  He was editor for the Harvard Law Journal and also had all kinds of other awards.  Harvard Law, Professor Alan Dershowitz said, "Cruz was off-the-charts brilliant."

He was a private attorney for John Boehner and put together the legal team for GW in 2000, the Bush vs Gore recounts.  He was solicitor General of Texas authored more than 80 cases and argued 9 cases before the Supreme Court. 







Title: Re: onehandle can't handle that Rand Paul is a Medical Doctor from Duke
Post by: Bad Dog on November 06, 2013, 12:12:20 AM
McCain and company couldn't hold a candle to Cruz. I'm still angry  about him calling Cruz, Paul and Lee wacko birds.

McCain graduated from the Naval Academy.  His dad and grandfather were both Admirals.

Cruz has degrees from Woodrow Wilson School in Public and International affairs, Princeton and Harvard Law.  He was editor for the Harvard Law Journal and also had all kinds of other awards.  Harvard Law, Professor Alan Dershowitz said, "Cruz was off-the-charts brilliant."

He was a private attorney for John Boehner and put together the legal team for GW in 2000, the Bush vs Gore recounts.  He was solicitor General of Texas authored more than 80 cases and argued 9 cases before the Supreme Court. 









Exactly why the democratics and rinos are terrified of him.