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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: ColonelCarrots on November 04, 2013, 05:46:25 AM
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I can't keep up with the latest pop culture. I can hardly find any new music I like. I'm grumpy all the time. I don't know what's trending on the internet. I can't figure out social media. I get heartburn from eating pizza.
Maybe Vesta and I can reminisce on our lives together and drink prune juice.
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What a drag it is, getting old.
Have a Prune-tini.
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Now that you are eligible for the senior discount at Denny's, I can share the Secret Knowledge of Getting Older:
"Never trust a fart".
:hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
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"Never trust a fart".
:hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
I just thought I was getting old....I can still tell the difference.
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You're old when you get winded tying your shoes.
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You're old when you get winded tying your shoes.
Even more when I tie them together.
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Even more when I tie them together.
:lol:
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You are not old when you forget to zip up, you are old when you forget to zip down. (George Burns stole this from Bob Hope or vers visa)
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You are not old when you forget to zip up, you are old when you forget to zip down. (George Burns stole this from Bob Hope or vers visa)
Damn. That happened to me the other day. :shucks:
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I was in my 30's when I discovered I was old. Kids were wearing Mohawks then. and This teeny bopper had a sideways mohawk.... I remember thinking, "We didn't dress like that when I was in school!"
It took me a moment to realize, I've become my Dad! I'm Old!
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I've been old since I was in my teens.
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I'm only 21!
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I'm only 21!
Break out the walker, old timer. And learn to drive those scooter things at Disney World.
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I can't keep up with the latest pop culture. I can hardly find any new music I like. I'm grumpy all the time. I don't know what's trending on the internet. I can't figure out social media.
WOW that's getting old.......pop culture has always sucked, I have always had a hard time finding music I like, always been grumpy, Internet as you know it didn't exist when I was your age and social media IS crap.... :lmao: damn I have been old all my life :tongue:
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I'm only 21!
If you were a dog, you'd be 147.
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Oil of Olay is $7.95 in the Health and Beauty Dept, you better start stocking up kiddo!!
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I'm only 21!
Heck you are still using the first pack of disposable razors that you bought. You ain't old.
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Old? When 800 years you reach ....... oh sorry got lost for a minute.
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The thing you need to understand about aging is its relative. The less time you have the faster it goes. Its like a snow ball rolling down a hill. Live!! Never put off today there may not be a tomorrow.
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I can't keep up with the latest pop culture. I can hardly find any new music I like. I'm grumpy all the time. I don't know what's trending on the internet. I can't figure out social media. I get heartburn from eating pizza.
Maybe Vesta and I can reminisce on our lives together and drink prune juice.
Mr. Carrots, I too am getting older then I thought when I cannot for the life of me remember having a life with you at any time. Perhaps with your grandfather but at my age to even think of such a thing would put me in jail. Make mine a prune juice and Vodka please.
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Heck you are still using the first pack of disposable razors that you bought. You ain't old.
hah. No. Kidding me? I was growing a full beard at 17. Not a patchy one either.
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Mr. Carrots, I too am getting older then I thought when I cannot for the life of me remember having a life with you at any time. Perhaps with your grandfather but at my age to even think of such a thing would put me in jail. Make mine a prune juice and Vodka please.
And we loop back around to "Never trust a fart".
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Oil of Olay is $7.95 in the Health and Beauty Dept, you better start stocking up kiddo!!
Maybe Col should strart with the Olay Regenerist as a precaution. With all te baby boomers around, it's probably their best selling product. :-)
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Mr. Carrots, I too am getting older then I thought when I cannot for the life of me remember having a life with you at any time. Perhaps with your grandfather but at my age to even think of such a thing would put me in jail. Make mine a prune juice and Vodka please.
What's that saying? Oh ya, "A thing is a terrible mind to waste".
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What's that saying? Oh ya, "A thing is a terrible mind to waste".
UNCF version... A mind is a terrible thing.
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From the time I was young I’ve liked music from the 50s and 60s. Elvis. Buddy Holly. Chuck Berry. The Supremes. The Shirelles. The Temptations. The list could go on for days. Up until my late 20s any radio I owned always had a station programed into one of the buttons so I could listen to that music.
A few months back I was riding alone by myself and grew nostalgic so I started searching the radio for an Oldies station. I thought I had discovered one when I found “Stop in the Name of Love†by the Supremes. As soon as that song was over they began playing a song that came out AFTER I became an adult, and I knew I had been mistaken about it being an Oldies station. I didn't change the station because I actually liked the song. Then, when the song was over, the DJ came on and said something that broke my heart...he called the song an Oldie.
It couldn't be true. It couldn't be an Oldie, but apparently it was. Then I began to wonder if music released after I became an adult is considered Oldies, what did that make me?
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UNCF version... A mind is a terrible thing.
LOL
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LOL
Thanks.
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Thanks.
Your welcome friend!
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The thing you need to understand about aging is its relative. The less time you have the faster it goes. Its like a snow ball rolling down a hill. Live!! Never put off today there may not be a tomorrow.
Actually I've always said "It's like a roll of toliet paper, the closer to the end the faster it goes".
Same thing.
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Actually I've always said "It's like a roll of toliet paper, the closer to the end the faster it goes".
Same thing.
HI5 great analogy....
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Got me first gray hair. It's on my right temple. I finally have wisdom.
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Got me first gray hair. It's on my right temple. I finally have wisdom.
You sure it's not just dandruff?
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You sure it's not just dandruff?
Is he sure it's his?
:-)
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Getting old isn't for wimps...
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Don't feel bad. No one is getting younger. We all get older each day. :lmao:
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Gimme a break! Y'all sound like you've lived a lifetime! Not hardly! When ya have to go thru the wife's Cancer, my back surgery and still looking forward to another, provided the messiah will even let me have it, the wife's wrist surgery, prescriptions that never seem to end, and still have to man the rake and the snow plow, let me know! LOL!
I lose my breath goin' out to load the wheel barrow for the nightly wood. "Wood", BTW, has a totally different meaning now that I'm in my 60's, heh, heh!
Most y'all are just now experiencing life as it is supposed to be experienced. Ya didn't think it was goin' to be a picnic, did ya?
If ya did, yer on the wrong web site!
We have no sympathy! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
I luv you guys! You really do brighten my days!
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Oil of Olay is $7.95 in the Health and Beauty Dept, you better start stocking up kiddo!!
If corn oil is made from corn, and fish oil is made from fish, then how many bullfighters had to die to make your precious Oil of Olay?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and fish oil is made from fish, then how many bullfighters had to die to make your precious Oil of Olay?
:panic: :panic: :panic:
Only one. The bullfighter wasn't real educated, and he went ahead and misspelled "¡Olé!". That pissed off the crowd, who turned not just one, but six bulls loose in the ring and the bullfighter was gored 27 times.
Not a pretty sight. :-)
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Only one. The bullfighter wasn't real educated, and he went ahead and misspelled "¡Olé!". That pissed off the crowd, who turned not just one, but six bulls loose in the ring and the bullfighter was gored 27 times.
Not a pretty sight. :-)
:lmao:
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If corn oil is made from corn, and fish oil is made from fish, then how many bullfighters had to die to make your precious Oil of Olay?
:panic: :panic: :panic:
And hooligan soccer fans !
Olay olay olayolay