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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: I_B_Perky on November 02, 2013, 09:33:00 PM

Title: NuclearDem likes turtles
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 02, 2013, 09:33:00 PM

Saw this at the dump...

The link:

I LIKE TURTLES!!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023967891)

That was the op. Only reason I brought this over was cause I thought of this song:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf22Bhn5lZU[/youtube]

Title: Re: NuclearDem likes turtles
Post by: Big Dog on November 03, 2013, 04:54:55 AM

The nucular DUmmy likes turtles.

(http://i1.cpcache.com/product/168164622/turtle_head_funny_tile_coaster.jpg?side=f)

Of course he does.

Title: Re: NuclearDem likes turtles
Post by: Dori on November 03, 2013, 09:03:22 AM

I have two backyard turtles.  Funny creatures.  They have their own distinct personalities.....who would of thought.. :whatever:

Title: Re: NuclearDem likes turtles
Post by: obumazombie on November 03, 2013, 09:07:51 AM

Call of the Wildman...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1okD13753ec[/youtube]

Turtleman, turtle up, turtle power, turtle out ! Yiyiyiyiyiy...

Title: Re: NuclearDem likes turtles
Post by: jukin on November 03, 2013, 10:32:13 AM

Is "Turtles" some kind of new and bizarre faggot sex act?

Title: Re: NuclearDem likes turtles
Post by: Big Dog on November 03, 2013, 12:21:18 PM

Quote from: jukin on November 03, 2013, 10:32:13 AM

Is "Turtles" some kind of new and bizarre faggot sex act?

Something like that.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcsce8jubN1qz9p6ao1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAI6WLSGT7Y3ET7ADQ&Expires=1383589179&Signature=XwekEJJd6IFAXFNFqHHlt3ZNJFA%3D#_=_)

"Turtles" remind the nucular DUmmy of his uncle Phil, who taught the DUmmy everything he knows about unhealthy family relationships.

Title: Re: NuclearDem likes turtles
Post by: BattleHymn on November 03, 2013, 12:29:55 PM

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y[/youtube]