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Title: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 02, 2013, 08:50:53 PM
The dump are geniuses!!!!! Who knew!!!!!

The link:

Do you know more about science and technology than the average American? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023968232)

The OP:

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The Straight Story (45,329 posts)

Do you know more about science and technology than the average American?
Do you know more about science and technology than the average American?

Take our 13-question quiz to test your knowledge of scientific concepts. Then see how you did in comparison with the 1,006 randomly sampled adults asked the same questions in a national poll conducted by the Pew Research Center and Smithsonian magazine.


http://www.pewresearch.org/quiz/science-knowledge/

I got all 13:

Science and Technology Knowledge Quiz Results
You answered 13 of 13 questions correctly.

You scored better than 93% of the public and the same as 7%.

Fairly easy quiz, interesting to see the results breakdown at the end.

Pretty much what you would expect so I'm not going to bring over any posts. Suffice it to say they are all geniuses.

Unfortunately reality says different:

Eureka! Tea partiers know science (http://www.politico.com/story/2013/10/tea-party-science-98488.html#ixzz2i1onDx6U)



Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Skul on November 02, 2013, 08:57:11 PM
OK, hit hem all. Now what, DUmmies?
Anyone with a rudimentary understanding of physics, would pass that with flying colors.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Delmar on November 02, 2013, 09:05:05 PM
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Response to The Straight Story (Original post)Sat Nov 2, 2013, 07:22 PM
Star Member femmocrat (15,411 posts)
1. I did way better than I expected to. 12/13

I missed the one about the gases in the earth's atmosphere.
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Response to The Straight Story (Original post)Sat Nov 2, 2013, 07:26 PM
Star Member pangaia (1,534 posts)
3. Arrgh got 1 wrong

Which gas is most common in the atmosphere?
I thought it was hydrogen..
But only 20% of humanoids know the answer, anyway.

That question threw a couple of the DUmmies off--they got stumped when they didn't see greenhouse gas among the choices.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: BattleHymn on November 02, 2013, 09:16:29 PM
That question threw a couple of the DUmmies off--they got stumped when they didn't see greenhouse gas among the choices.


Yeah, and the question about whether antibiotics could be addictive probably had the pill-gobbling primitives worried they somehow overlooked a way to get high.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Freeper on November 02, 2013, 09:21:22 PM
Is it sad that I knew nitrogen is the most abundant gas in our atmosphere from watching Star Trek?

I got 13 out of 13 not bad for an anti science tea bagger.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: ChuckJ on November 02, 2013, 09:22:49 PM
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Response to The Straight Story (Original post)Sat Nov 2, 2013, 07:26 PM
Star Member pangaia (1,534 posts)
3. Arrgh got 1 wrong

Which gas is most common in the atmosphere?
I thought it was hydrogen..
But only 20% of humanoids know the answer, anyway.

So one of the smartest people in the universe thought an explosive gas makes up most of the earth's atmosphere? Genius.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: NHSparky on November 02, 2013, 09:23:33 PM
This is basically 8th-grade science.  If they don't know this, well...

Now if you can explain how a transformer works, or the decay chain of U-238, or why we have wind, well, now we're talking.

And yes, I aced it.  In about 90 seconds.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: obumazombie on November 02, 2013, 09:25:56 PM
Is it sad that I knew nitrogen is the most abundant gas in our atmosphere from watching Star Trek?

I got 13 out of 13 not bad for an anti science tea bagger.
You might think it's nitrogen that is the most abundant, but it's contrail chemtrails that are the most abundant.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Freeper on November 02, 2013, 09:30:13 PM
You might think it's nitrogen that is the most abundant, but it's contrail chemtrails that are the most abundant.

Ohh I forgot about sillyum gas.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: ChuckJ on November 02, 2013, 09:31:14 PM
This is basically 8th-grade science.  If they don't know this, well...

Now if you can explain how a transformer works, or the decay chain of U-238, or why we have wind, well, now we're talking.

And yes, I aced it.  In about 90 seconds.

Why We Have Wind
by ChuckJ

We have wind so that the VRWC can build massive windmills and use said windmills to sling blades hundreds of miles in strategic strikes against unsuspecting enemies.

The End.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Freeper on November 02, 2013, 09:39:33 PM
This is basically 8th-grade science.  If they don't know this, well...

Now if you can explain how a transformer works, or the decay chain of U-238, or why we have wind, well, now we're talking.

And yes, I aced it.  In about 90 seconds.

It's quite smile to explain how a transformer works, it is built out of die cast metal with little hinges that allow you to change from a car into a robot.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: marv on November 02, 2013, 09:41:26 PM
Why We Have Wind
by ChuckJ

We have wind so that the VRWC can build massive windmills and use said windmills to sling blades hundreds of miles in strategic strikes against unsuspecting enemies.

The End.

No, no, no! The purpose of windmills is to kill and maim Bald Eagles and endangered species.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: diesel driver on November 02, 2013, 09:43:07 PM
13 of 13 here.  Very simple test, probably 7-8th grade level.

But what do I know, I'm just an ignorant, tea bagger rethuglican, right?   :tongue:

And for the Dumbasses that DIDN'T know the composition of the atmosphere:

78% NITROGEN
20% oxygen
almost 1% argon
1% everything else (which includes .04% carbon dioxide, the cause of globullshit warming, or so they say)  :rotf:

Why We Have Wind
by ChuckJ

We have wind so that the VRWC can build massive windmills and use said windmills to sling blades hundreds of miles in strategic strikes against unsuspecting enemies.

The End.

I thought those massive windmills were for mincing endangered species of birds.   :confused:
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: ChuckJ on November 02, 2013, 09:47:52 PM
I see both marv and diesel driver has bought into the right-wing propaganda being put out by the VRWC mouthpieces at places like PBS, NPR, and MSNBC.

Take it from me, mincing birds is only a bonus feature to help disguise the main purpose: strategic strikes.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Freeper on November 02, 2013, 09:50:47 PM
I see both marv and diesel driver has bought into the right-wing propaganda being put out by the VRWC mouthpieces at places like PBS, NPR, and MSNBC.

Take it from me, mincing birds is only a bonus feature to help disguise the main purpose: strategic strikes.

Yeah msnbc is the worst, that Chris Matthews fellow and that Rachel Maddow fellow make Reagan look like a communist, they are so far to the right.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: diesel driver on November 02, 2013, 09:53:25 PM
I see both marv and diesel driver has bought into the right-wing propaganda being put out by the VRWC mouthpieces at places like PBS, NPR, and MSNBC.

Take it from me, mincing birds is only a bonus feature to help disguise the main purpose: strategic strikes.

It's quite smile to explain how a transformer works, it is built out of die cast metal with little hinges that allow you to change from a car into a robot.

And they make those cool sounds when they change, too!   :II:
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Dori on November 02, 2013, 09:58:13 PM
I only missed one.   :-)

Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: ChuckJ on November 02, 2013, 10:00:46 PM
I wonder how many DUmmies got the "are you male or female" question wrong.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: FlaGator on November 02, 2013, 10:03:50 PM
13 for 13. I even got the questions about my age and sex right.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Freeper on November 02, 2013, 10:06:41 PM
I wonder how many DUmmies got the "are you male or female" question wrong.

I notice there was no option for transgendered. The test was designed by bigots.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Freeper on November 02, 2013, 10:07:54 PM
13 for 13. I even got the questions about my age and sex right.

The age was easy, you didn't have to pick a specific age so you could estimate.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Bad Dog on November 02, 2013, 10:34:30 PM
The age was easy, you didn't have to pick a specific age so you could estimate.

Well, the average DUmmie could answer the sex question that way too.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Mike220 on November 02, 2013, 10:46:19 PM
This is basically 8th-grade science.  If they don't know this, well...

Now if you can explain how a transformer works, or the decay chain of U-238, or why we have wind, well, now we're talking.

And yes, I aced it.  In about 90 seconds.

Same. But conservatives are the morons...
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: obumazombie on November 03, 2013, 03:08:33 AM
Chemtrails comprise 78% of the atmosphere. half of that is exhaust contrails, the other half is aerodynamic chemtrails. They have about a 75 year half life, so all the chemtrails formed by US bombers liberating Europe from the Nazi hordes during WWII are about half gone by now.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Big Dog on November 03, 2013, 04:33:49 AM
So one of the smartest people in the universe thought an explosive gas makes up most of the earth's atmosphere? Genius.

Given that explosive Cheeto-induced gas makes up the majority of the atmosphere in their moms' basements, it is understandable that DUmmies would get that one wrong.*


*Note to lurking DUmmies: I just said that you live in your mom's basement and suck farts. I didn't want you to misunderstand.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: jukin on November 03, 2013, 10:40:06 AM
13/13 but that was a very basic test of general and superficial concepts. At least they got in a global warming question. For awhile there I was thinking they wouldn't.

Name the first and second laws of Thermodynamics.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Big Dog on November 03, 2013, 12:17:52 PM
13/13 but that was a very basic test of general and superficial concepts. At least they got in a global warming question. For awhile there I was thinking they wouldn't.

Name the first and second laws of Thermodynamics.

The First Law of Thermodynamics is, "Don't talk about thermodynamics."

The Second Law of Thermodynamics is, "Don't talk about thermodynamics on a first date," which would make it a corollary of the First law of Thermodynamics.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Delmar on November 03, 2013, 12:24:27 PM
The First Law of Thermodynamics is, "Don't talk about thermodynamics."

The Second Law of Thermodynamics is, "Don't talk about thermodynamics on a first date," which would make it a corollary of the First law of Thermodynamics.

The First Law of Thermodynamics for DUmmies is:  Don't touch the hot stove.

The Second Law of Thermodynamics for DUmmies is:  If you smell burning flesh, take your hand off the stove.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: jukin on November 03, 2013, 12:48:49 PM
The First Law of Thermodynamics is, "Don't talk about thermodynamics."

The Second Law of Thermodynamics is, "Don't talk about thermodynamics on a first date," which would make it a corollary of the First law of Thermodynamics.

LOL.

Well played sir! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Big Dog on November 03, 2013, 02:02:15 PM
Physics for DUmmies:

What is Thermodynamics?

Thermodynamics is the way a Thermos works.

How does the Thermos know whether the hot stuff should be kept hot or the cold stuff should be kept cold? Through "thermodynamics".

You see, food and coffee and stuff has these units of heatedness. They are called "British Thermos Units", because a British guy invented them. When your food has positive BTUs, then the Thermos figures out to keep it hot. When your food has negative BTUs, the Thermos keeps it cold.

It's like magic, except kinda more scientific. And that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Bad Dog on November 03, 2013, 02:15:41 PM
Well done Big Dog....Good to bring science to the masses in easily understood terms.  I have half a mind to republish my dissertation on the mysterious Bernoulli, the tiny (invisible to the naked eye) creatures that hold airplanes up in the air.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Big Dog on November 03, 2013, 02:24:01 PM
Well done Big Dog....Good to bring science to the masses in easily understood terms.  I have half a mind to republish my dissertation on the mysterious Bernoulli, the tiny (invisible to the naked eye) creatures that hold airplanes up in the air.

Perhaps you could post it slowly, so they can read it without falling behind.

There is one DUmmy who could plagiarize copy your work and earn the second D in PhDD! Her previous thesis on the history of Bolivia borrowed heavily from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and those commercials about The World's Most Interesting Man.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 03, 2013, 02:35:00 PM
Is it sad that I knew nitrogen is the most abundant gas in our atmosphere from watching Star Trek?

I got 13 out of 13 not bad for an anti science tea bagger.

Heh.....

That's the one I missed.    :hammer:  I could swear I read hydrogen, somewhere.  Damnit Jim, that'll learn me for not picking up the entire original series on DVD. 
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Freeper on November 03, 2013, 02:40:00 PM
Heh.....

That's the one I missed.    :hammer:  I could swear I read hydrogen, somewhere.  Damnit Jim, that'll learn me for not picking up the entire original series on DVD.

Hydrogen is the most abundant element in the universe.
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 03, 2013, 03:40:29 PM
Hydrogen is the most abundant element in the universe.

 :banghead:

That's where I got cornfused.....!

Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: obumazombie on November 03, 2013, 03:41:54 PM
Hydrogen is the most abundant element in the universe.
The better for making hydrogen bombs, and thermoses to contain the blast.
The low information voter wants to know, how do it know ?
Title: Re: The straight story tests the dumps science knowledge
Post by: Maxiest on November 03, 2013, 06:56:26 PM
I love some H2CO3 drinks.