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Title: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 01, 2013, 12:02:34 AM
DUmmy cynatnite reveals a talent for bouncy tale writing that rivals that of rsmithnumbers.

But despite one of the most ludicrous "quotes" in recent DUmp history, to maintain their DUmp cred DUmmies must claim unswerving belief in the truth of the bouncy.

When DUmmies react to a silly bouncy like this one, they sound like pre-teen WWF fans marveling over the exploits of their favorite steroid-freak pro wrestler:

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Thu Oct 31, 2013, 02:58 PM
Star Member cynatnite (27,839 posts)

My amazing daughter's response to someone who called Obama "Osama Obama"...

"Opinions may suck, but being that degrading of another human being is sick and in a way, bullying. You can not like him, what he's done, what he stands for, but to degrade a human being like that? It is unnecessary and uncalled for. State your opinion and beliefs all you want. That isn't an issue. But to be like that about another human? It isn't any wonder why we have bullying issues with children these days as bad as we do, they learn from the adults"  

I've got a great kid!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023955966
We're reminded once again of twelve-year-old Amy Carter's deep concerns about nuclear proliferation.

      
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Response to cynatnite (Original post)
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 03:05 PM
okaawhatever (1,514 posts)
4. Don't you just love these moments when you realize what a positive influence u were in her life?

bonus: That statement will forever ban her from membership in the Republican party.


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Response to cynatnite (Original post)
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 03:05 PM
leftynyc (11,304 posts)
5. Hope you're bursting with pride

(in Yiddish, it's called kvelling). You've done a wonderful job.
Wonderful job. Most DUmp democrats only see their kids every other weekend.


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Response to cynatnite (Original post)
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 03:15 PM
Star Member RDANGELO (1,168 posts)
9. These people are being conditioned and reinforced to hate other people

by Fox News and right wing radio. What is it going to take for the media to expose this?


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Response to cynatnite (Original post)
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 03:24 PM
The2ndWheel (6,148 posts)
10. Does that apply to everyone that calls people names unnecessarily?

Like people who also equate Bush with Hitler, or Cheney to whoever, etc?


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esponse to ScreamingMeemie (Reply #11)
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 03:56 PM
The2ndWheel (6,148 posts)
14. I don't know

I see a lot of those sorts of insults on this message board. I'm guessing posted by adults. I'm just asking if it wasn't a Teabagger, involving Obama, and Osama, but instead a liberal, involving Bush and Hitler, would someone go out of their way to tell us about their kid's amazing anti-bullying response to those insults?
Yes, it was an amazing response alright. Absolutely amazing.


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Response to The2ndWheel (Reply #14)
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 04:00 PM
Star Member ScreamingMeemie (62,208 posts)
17. It's not something I. or a good many of us do.

Is it something you like to do? You're making an assumption about the OP. That kid is amazing, and I would hardly call it "going out of one's way." Your response however...
Yep, amazing. And the quote is reminiscent of the drunken alcoholic Pitt quoting Ty the Bouncer.


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Response to cynatnite (Original post)
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 04:03 PM
graywarrior (58,354 posts)
18. I wish she was with me today when I went to meet a carpenter at his house for a big job

and he had a Stop Obama's Jihad sign on the back of his truck. He will not get the job, I can promise you that. But it would have been nice to have your daughter tell him what's what.


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Response to cynatnite (Original post)
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 04:56 PM
OnlinePoker (1,379 posts)
23. Interesting that you would do the same thing.

Calling someone a "teabagger" is doing the exact thing you're (rightly) applauding your daughter for standing up against...degrading another person for their opinions by using a disparaging sexual reference about them.


Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 01, 2013, 02:43:07 AM
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 02:58 PM
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Star Member cynatnite (27,839 posts)

My amazing daughter's response to someone who called Obama "Osama Obama"...

"Opinions may suck, but being that degrading of another human being is sick and in a way, bullying. You can not like him, what he's done, what he stands for, but to degrade a human being like that? It is unnecessary and uncalled for. State your opinion and beliefs all you want. That isn't an issue. But to be like that about another human? It isn't any wonder why we have bullying issues with children these days as bad as we do, they learn from the adults"   

I've got a great kid!

...and perhaps, one day, she may even say something like that.


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Response to cynatnite (Original post)
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 03:15 PM
Star Member RDANGELO (1,168 posts)
9. These people are being conditioned and reinforced to hate other people by Fox News and right wing radio. What is it going to take for the media to expose this?

MSLSD to get more than 40 Non-(D)Umper or Conservative blogger viewers?


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Response to cynatnite (Original post)
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 04:56 PM
OnlinePoker (1,379 posts)
23. Interesting that you would do the same thing.  Calling someone a "teabagger" is doing the exact thing you're (rightly) applauding your daughter for standing up against...degrading another person for their opinions by using a disparaging sexual reference about them.

 :popcorn: :popcorn:
Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: FlippyDoo on November 01, 2013, 04:02:52 AM
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Thu Oct 31, 2013, 02:58 PM
Star Member cynatnite (27,839 posts)

My amazing daughter's response to someone who called Obama "Osama Obama"...

"Opinions may suck, but being that degrading of another human being is sick and in a way, bullying. You can not like him, what he's done, what he stands for, but to degrade a human being like that? It is unnecessary and uncalled for. State your opinion and beliefs all you want. That isn't an issue. But to be like that about another human? It isn't any wonder why we have bullying issues with children these days as bad as we do, they learn from the adults"  

I've got a great kid!

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)
Thu Oct 31, 2013, 03:05 PM
okaawhatever (1,514 posts)
4. Don't you just love these moments when you realize what a positive influence u were in her life?

bonus: That statement will forever ban her from membership in the Republican party.


As we bask in the glow of that cool story, let's climb into the wayback machine and enjoy more positive influences from DU...


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Borgnine  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Thu Nov-04-04 02:47 PM
Original message
We need NEW nicknames for Bush.

<a href="http://media.fastclick.net/w/click.here?sid=7512&m=6&c=1" target="_blank"> <img src="http://media.fastclick.net/w/get.media?sid=7512&m=6&tp=8&d=s&c=1" width=300 height=250 border=1>[/url]
Since it looks like we're in this nightmare for the long haul, we need to come up with some creative new names for this horrible little dictator. The simple * doesn't really apply anymore, as the history books may very well record his re-election as a legitimate win. Chimpy is getting old, and it's an insult to envrionment-loving chimpanzees everywhere. The other various ones we use will also grow stale before long, and if you're like me, simply typing Bush makes you physically ill.

So let's use this as a testing ground for some new monikers. Bonus points will be awarded for vulgarity.


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tjdee  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Thu Nov-04-04 02:50 PM
Response to Original message
2. Indumbent, Assclown...

There was another one I really liked, I saw it at DU and can't remember who said it.

Link to DU positiveness (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1941452)




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liberalitch  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Fri Nov-05-04 07:51 PM
Original message
Post your new nicknames for bush....

My mother (75) said a great one today....
the boymonkeyking
i dig it!

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judy  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Fri Nov-05-04 07:54 PM
Response to Original message
4. Busholini...

Also Known as Il Dunce...


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benito  (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Fri Nov-05-04 07:54 PM
Response to Original message
6. chimperor

Link to even more DUmp positiveness (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2611980)



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ButterflyBlood  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Tue Mar-02-04 11:37 PM
Original message
I want a complete list of derogatory names for Bush


post all that you know of here.



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Ladyhawk  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Tue Mar-02-04 11:44 PM
Response to Original message
3. The chimp

The Smirking Chimp
Chimpy
Shrub
Shrubya
Dumbya



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southerngirlwriter  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Tue Mar-02-04 11:49 PM
Response to Original message
5. here's a few

whistle-ass

FANGer (****ing Air National Guard) -- a term used by real Vietnam vets for guys who escaped combat that way

* (asterisk, denoting how history will remember him, our only non-elected President)

George B. (anonymity-protecting shorthand used in the 12-step movement)

"that son of a whore" (my personal favorite as it besmirches two bushes at once) 



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regnaD kciN  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Wed Mar-03-04 12:36 AM
Response to Reply #14
16. George II

Captain Crotchsock
Chimpy McCokespoon
Commander Bunnypants


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Spider Jerusalem  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Wed Mar-03-04 12:42 AM
Response to Original message
17. My own personal coinages are...

goat-buggering fascist scum

and

Pig****er in Chief.


And still more DUmp positiveness (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x837921)



Sooooo, DemocratUnderground: A beacon of positiveness or a bastion of pure hypocrisy?
I post. You decide.
Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: Big Dog on November 01, 2013, 06:15:20 AM
The cyanide DUmmy got his dialog inspiration from Ed Wood.

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Thu Oct 31, 2013, 02:58 PM
"Opinions may suck, but being that degrading of another human being is sick and in a way, bullying. You can not like him, what he's done, what he stands for, but to degrade a human being like that? It is unnecessary and uncalled for. State your opinion and beliefs all you want. That isn't an issue. But to be like that about another human? It isn't any wonder why we have bullying issues with children these days as bad as we do, they learn from the adults" 

Bouncy tip for lurking DUmmies: After you write a quote, say it out loud. If it doesn't sound real, don't try to pass it off as real.

This just sucked.
Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: Freeper on November 01, 2013, 07:15:43 AM
Calling Bush names was patriotic dissent, calling Obama names is racism.
Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: Linda on November 01, 2013, 07:18:35 AM
Calling Bush names was patriotic dissent, calling Obama names is racism.

That would be common sense and the natural order of things for the DUmmies.
Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: USA4ME on November 01, 2013, 07:51:35 AM
They just can't help from stepping in their own hypocrisy, and then denying they did it.

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Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: Skul on November 01, 2013, 08:06:58 AM
So lame, I don't know where to begin.
 :nobong:
Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: jukin on November 01, 2013, 10:49:47 AM
It's daughter should write that up and email it to all of the democrats in congress and King Barky the Liar.
Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: NHSparky on November 01, 2013, 10:55:06 AM
I can't wait until the day they spin the bouncy of the DUmmie baby whose first words are, "Conservatives suck!"
Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: Maxiest on November 01, 2013, 02:45:03 PM
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**** Joe, the plumber!
Posted by cynatnite in General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009)
Mon Oct 20th 2008, 05:02 PM
   

I HATE Joe the plumber!

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So, I called Repupke Tony Shipley to stop the robocalls...
Posted by cynatnite in General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010)
Sat Oct 18th 2008, 12:12 PM

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AZ repuke wants to tear down 9/11 memorial... (must see these pics!)
Posted by cynatnite in General Discussion (01/01/06 through 01/22/2007)
Tue Sep 26th 2006, 12:51 PM

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I'm ****ing sick of wacko christian emails!
Posted by cynatnite in General Discussion (01/01/06 through 01/22/2007)
Thu Jun 15th 2006, 11:04 PM

snip..  Jay Leno is a kiss ass bushite.
Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 01, 2013, 03:13:51 PM
These bouncies are lame. They just get lamer and lamer.  :diebouncy:  :mental:
Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: obumazombie on November 01, 2013, 04:54:49 PM
These bouncies are lame. They just get lamer and lamer.  :diebouncy:  :mental:
There's gotta be a limit.
Zero bongs is a gold standard.
Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: Delmar on November 01, 2013, 05:23:50 PM
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Response to cynatnite (Original post)Thu Oct 31, 2013, 04:56 PM
OnlinePoker (1,381 posts)
23. Interesting that you would do the same thing.

Last edited Thu Oct 31, 2013, 04:57 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

Calling someone a "teabagger" is doing the exact thing you're (rightly) applauding your daughter for standing up against...degrading another person for their opinions by using a disparaging sexual reference about them.
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Response to OnlinePoker (Reply #23)Thu Oct 31, 2013, 05:35 PM
Star Member cynatnite (27,840 posts)
27. Title edited. n/t


Did anybody see what the original title was?
Title: Re: "Amazing" DUmpdaughter Bouncy Tale
Post by: Skul on November 02, 2013, 08:13:49 AM
Someone called it like they saw it.
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Response to Nightjock (Original post)

Fri Nov 1, 2013, 06:44 AM
Android3.14 (413 posts)

18. Not passing the fish test
My BS radar is going off.
Another butt-munch asked why so negative, then got a reply.
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Response to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #20)

Sat Nov 2, 2013, 07:55 AM
Android3.14 (413 posts)

23. As a news editor, my profession requires that I weed out the fiction from the factual stories

This story has a contrived feel to it. It portrays a Democrat as having "tail between my legs". The jump in co-pay appears unreasonably high. It would make more sense if only the premiums went higher. The sentence "His agitated voice wavered a bit..." is melodramatic. He doesn't reveal the name of the insurance company, and the ending to the post is overly saccharine.
Finally, the portrayal is subtle, but much more positive for the RW friend (hardworking, new father, facing challenges bravely, etc.). By portraying himself as a person whom others have swayed because DU readers are, "way smarter than me", he brings forth doubts about his own beliefs and a sense that those who support healthcare reform are being manipulative.
I dropped the "bomb", as you say, because that's how I see it.
Thread killer.  :rotf: