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Title: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 31, 2013, 10:01:51 PM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 10-31-13 (Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries?) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3086210/posts)

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Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 31, 2013, 10:03:04 PM
This DUFU features prominently DUmmie hooverville29 and DUmmie leftstreet.
Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 31, 2013, 10:06:36 PM
DUmmie Pretzel_Warrior is a True Believer:

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1226/5126639985_7fbafcc09b.jpg)

"The ACA is going to be a VERY popular program! VERY popular! Just watch!"
Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 31, 2013, 10:46:17 PM
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Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 01, 2013, 04:25:32 AM
DUmmie Pretzel_Warrior is a True Believer:

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1226/5126639985_7fbafcc09b.jpg)

"The ACA is going to be a VERY popular program! VERY popular! Just watch!"

H5 for the timing of the picture.  My daughter was watching that last night.

"I got a rock."
Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: USA4ME on November 01, 2013, 08:20:12 AM
This is the new talking point at the DUmp. All previous policies were "junk" insurance.

And that has got to be one of the most demeaning and hate-filled explanation they've ever dreamed up. They really have the belief they can tell someone whose premium, deductible, and copay have increased significantly that they should be happy obamacare has eliminated their healthcare plan and that this person is going to thank them for showing them the light. I expect almost anything irrational to come from their stupid mouths at any moment of the day, but even this caught me off-guard. And there's other pol sites and lib blogs picking up on it as though it's a great way to overcome objections.

Sad thing is it just might work. We are talking about the same idiots who voted this dimwit into office in the first place.

Otherwise, someone who has photoshop skills needs to take the three individuals at the bottom of Chas. article (A Fluke, a Flunk, and a Flake) and photoshop them like this person did with AL.

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Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 01, 2013, 08:35:01 AM
And that has got to be one of the most demeaning and hate-filled explanation they've ever dreamed up. They really have the belief they can tell someone whose premium, deductible, and copay have increased significantly that they should be happy obamacare has eliminated their healthcare plan and that this person is going to thank them for showing them the light. I expect almost anything irrational to come from their stupid mouths at any moment of the day, but even this caught me off-guard. And there's other pol sites and lib blogs picking up on it as though it's a great way to overcome objections.

Sad thing is it just might work. We are talking about the same idiots who voted this dimwit into office in the first place.



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Well sure! they are always confused about why people who don't vote like them aren't voting in their "own best interest" having it never occur to them that maybe, possibly, those people actually are.  It's a horribly self centered and elitist way of looking at the world.  Some professor teaching their 101 Govt class in a liberal arts class that never had a real job says that's the way it is and they follow along like some little eager puppy.
Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: Maxiest on November 01, 2013, 08:41:12 AM
Yes, "junk" because single males need mamagrams and maternity coverage.

Or 50 year old couples need maternity coverage.

You guys are brilliant.

If people purchased those plans of their own free will, instead of being forced to by the government, they probably did so for a reason.

Knock knock...

Who is it???

Were the government and we are here to help...

**** you!
Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on November 01, 2013, 09:35:46 AM
someone who has photoshop skills needs to take the three individuals at the bottom of Chas. article (A Fluke, a Flunk, and a Flake) and photoshop them. . . .

In the DUFU, I mention that "ObamaCare Girl" has disappeared from the HealthCare.gov website. Here's what she looked like:

(http://i.imgur.com/87KOVWG.jpg)

So now they will need a NEW ObamaCare Girl. I suggest that they replace her with one of these three candidates:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t0ywiT74a6U/UhJs_cYcZAI/AAAAAAAADR8/Nbcuxp7QJUg/s320/Marketplace%2520Banner.jpg)
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Video/__NEW/tdy_1_sandra_fluke_120302.vembedlarge.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t0ywiT74a6U/UhJs_cYcZAI/AAAAAAAADR8/Nbcuxp7QJUg/s320/Marketplace%2520Banner.jpg)
(http://www.essence.com/sites/default/files/images/2013/06/28/rachel-jeantel_400x295_38.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t0ywiT74a6U/UhJs_cYcZAI/AAAAAAAADR8/Nbcuxp7QJUg/s320/Marketplace%2520Banner.jpg)
(http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/521cabe8ecad0480712ad41d-480/usa-wikileaks-manning.jpg)

A Fluke, a Flunk, and a Flake.
Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: Dori on November 01, 2013, 09:48:04 AM
I think they should put Stretch Pelosi's face on it with the caption; "You have to buy it to find out what's in it"..... :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on November 01, 2013, 10:04:34 AM
So now they will need a NEW ObamaCare Girl.

Let's get Miley to try it! She'll tweet anything!

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t0ywiT74a6U/UhJs_cYcZAI/AAAAAAAADR8/Nbcuxp7QJUg/s320/Marketplace%2520Banner.jpg)
(http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact/photo/13330752-standard.jpg)
The Health Insurance
Marketplace is Twerking!


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t0ywiT74a6U/UhJs_cYcZAI/AAAAAAAADR8/Nbcuxp7QJUg/s320/Marketplace%2520Banner.jpg)
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1472956.1380654768!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/wrecking2n-2-web.jpg)
We're Taking a Wrecking Ball
to All Your Old Junk Insurance!

--The Edict of Cyrus
Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 01, 2013, 10:13:43 AM
In the DUFU, I mention that "ObamaCare Girl" has disappeared from the HealthCare.gov website. Here's what she looked like:

(http://i.imgur.com/87KOVWG.jpg)

Too bad, she was the only attractive feature of the entire program.
Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on November 01, 2013, 02:11:25 PM
premium, deductible, and copay have increased significantly. . . .

I mentioned higher premium and deductible in my DUFU, but I forgot to mention higher copay. From now on I will remember to include that. Thanks. H5 :hi5:
Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: jukin on November 01, 2013, 02:19:53 PM
Old and Busted: 80/20, $3000 deductible, and $25 co-pays.

New Hotness: 60/40, $6500 deductible, and $100 co-pays

Cost of New Hotness? Only double the premium and $2,100 billion in federal spending....as of now soon to triple again.
Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: Freeper on November 01, 2013, 02:33:11 PM
There are two things the DUmmies have said about this that really pisses me off, the first was quoted in the DUFU about people who liked their plans being eternally stupid, the other was the DUmmy who said just budget your money better. These people are insane and dangerous, they will provide the sheet music for Nero to fiddle as Rome burns to the ground.
Title: Re: Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries? (New DUFU)
Post by: jukin on November 01, 2013, 03:35:54 PM
There are two things the DUmmies have said about this that really pisses me off, the first was quoted in the DUFU about people who liked their plans being eternally stupid, the other was the DUmmy who said just budget your money better. These people are insane and dangerous, they will provide the sheet music for Nero to fiddle as Rome burns to the ground.

I anxiously await for a DUchebag or democrat politician to tell the freeloaders and moochers on SNAP to just budget their free food stamps better. I suspect i will be waiting a very long time.