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Title: First Lady’s Pre-Halloween Prediction
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 31, 2013, 03:01:04 PM

FIRST LADY’S PRE-HALLOWEEN PREDICTION: KIDS WILL ONE DAY BEG US TO ‘BUY THEM FRUITS AND VEGETABLES INSTEAD OF COOKIES, CANDY AND CHIPS’ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/10/30/first-ladys-pre-halloween-prediction-kids-will-one-day-beg-us-to-buy-them-fruits-and-vegetables-instead-of-cookies-candy-and-chips/)

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Joined by Elmo and Rosita on the eve of Halloween, first lady Michelle Obama predicted that candy and other junk food would take a back seat healthier food when children start “begging” their parents to buy fruits and vegetables.

The first lady announced a new partnership Wednesday at the White House between the Produce Marketing Association, the Partnership for a Healthier America and Sesame Street, the popular children’s program on PBS.

“Just imagine what will happen when we take our kids to the grocery store and they see the Sesame Street Muppets lining all over the produce aisle,” the first lady said. “Just imagine what it’s going to be like moms and dads when our kids are begging us to buy them fruits and vegetables instead of cookies, candy and chips.”

And someday, we will have flying cars and skittle-shitting unicorns.  Kids will ALWAYS want candy.

Title: Re: First Lady’s Pre-Halloween Prediction
Post by: obumazombie on October 31, 2013, 03:03:53 PM

How many veggies did the wookieyeti beg to build her generous posterior ?