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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on October 31, 2013, 01:35:38 PM
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Agnosticsherbet (2,177 posts)
Exceptionalism! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023955838)
If we are an Exceptional Nation
Do we not then have Exceptional rulers
Who sit their Exceptional arses
Upon an Exceptional throne
Supported by Exceptional companies
Led by Exceptional executives
That deliver Exceptional profits
To their Exceptional 1% investors
While the Exceptional masses
Wallow in Exceptional mystery
For the Exceptional scraps
Tossed them by Exceptional leaders
Of their Exceptional nation.
Agnosticsherbet
10.31.2013
:lame:
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A relative newbie to DU.
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I would say don't quit your exceptional day job, but I doubt you have one.
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A relative newbie to DU.
That's the shittiest
Poem I have ever seen
This is a haiku
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Please, please, please, don't let calpig see that. :panic:
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He just described socialism pretty well.
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Shitty mole.
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Please, please, please, don't let calpig see that. :panic:
Doesn't she write erotica?
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Doesn't she write erotica?
(http://theworstthingsforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fornicating.jpg)
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I must be one of the exceptional masses wallowing in exceptional mystery. I'm glad I'm not wallowing in exceptional misery. Scooby scooby dooo !
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I must be one of the exceptional masses wallowing in exceptional mystery. I'm glad I'm not wallowing in exceptional misery. Scooby scooby dooo !
Arthur Conan Doyle wrote exceptional mysteries, but did he wallow in them?
I also heard that Scooby Doo rolled around in his own poop once in awhile. Did that make his poop an exceptional mystery?
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Doesn't she write erotica?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EagNzajifo[/youtube]
May I direct your attention to the second poem on this video? Straight from the horse's own gaping mouth.
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Please, please, please, don't let calpig see that. :panic:
Plonk, mutha ****a!
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:lame:
Sniff...it made me blink blink blink blink back the tears...
:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:
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I haven't watched the CalPig video.
If it's not "Blink, Blink, Blink, Blink" or "The Aching Seed" I'm not interested.
CaliforniaPeggy
Tue Nov-13-07 08:00 PM
Original message
My newest poem....**Caution! Erotic content!**
Such strength
The masculine facade
Sharp flashing eyes
Tender fingers and tongue
The man dominates me.
His body, his mind
Overcome me.
He strokes, and licks, and drinks me.
And then he enters
I open and yield myself
I surrender to his strength, his passion.
My mind is overcome with what I cannot tell...
But it’s wrong
I dominate him.
For at the last–who yields?
At the peak of passion
He empties the aching seed
Into me...
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I haven't watched the CalPig video.
If it's not "Blink, Blink, Blink, Blink" or "The Aching Seed" I'm not interested.
So she got boned by a gay dude with a messed up prostate? Wow...erotic. I once gave a handy to a bum in the mens room of a bus station for the last couple puffs of his cigarette...maybe I'll set that to verse.
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Arthur Conan Doyle wrote exceptional mysteries, but did he wallow in them?
I also heard that Scooby Doo rolled around in his own poop once in awhile. Did that make his poop an exceptional mystery?
You get me. Thank you. It is quite a compliment to be understood.
On topic, is it Agnostics herbet...
Or is it Agnostic sherbet ?
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I haven't watched the CalPig video.
If it's not "Blink, Blink, Blink, Blink" or "The Aching Seed" I'm not interested.
:thatsright:
:panic:
:puke:
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I haven't watched the CalPig video.
If it's not "Blink, Blink, Blink, Blink" or "The Aching Seed" I'm not interested.
You rat-bastid, you just had to put the "Splooge Sonata" up, didn't you?
:ohnoes:
Yeah, you perfectionists out there, I know it isn't actually a sonata, but it's not like it fits any other structured verse form, either.
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I want to warn everyone to respect the CalPig's ownership rights to this poetry.
You may feel free to read the poem for your personal enjoyment.
You may even read it aloud to friends, groups of friends, or the general public.
For example, at PTA meetings, moonbat "townhall" meetings, bowling banquets, church functions, business meetings, and wedding receptions, you may find yourself with a turn at a live microphone.
In those situations, a recitation of "The Aching Seed" would become a lasting memory for everyone in attendance.
You may NOT charge friends or others an admission fee to hear the reading, though you may accept voluntary love offerings up to the amount of your expenses.
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For example, at PTA meetings, moonbat "townhall" meetings, bowling banquets, church functions, business meetings, and wedding receptions, you may find yourself with a turn at a live microphone.
In those situations, a recitation of "The Aching Seed" would become a lasting memory for everyone in attendance.
:rotf: You are right there.
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Cannibalism!
I love me some Cannibal Rations
Heart, lung, spleen, are Delicious morsels
I enjoy Muscular arses
Roasted on Savory bone
Inspired by Exceptional poetry
Written by the Incredible CalPeg
She delivers Frictionless prose
To the Professional Occupy masses
While the Pretentious asses
Wallow in Fantastical fantasy
Hope the Scorpion Bite heals
And you catch Musical Bieber
Before Erectile issues.
miskie
11.01.2013
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Exceptionally lame, and demonstrating an exceptional lack of talent.
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You get me. Thank you. It is quite a compliment to be understood.
On topic, is it Agnostics herbet...
Or is it Agnostic sherbet ?
Since the DUmp has Aching Seed being emptied deep into Cal's worn out receptacle (with an audible "plonk"), I vote for "Agnostic sherbet".
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Since the DUmp has Aching Seed being emptied deep into Cal's worn out receptacle (with an audible "plonk"), I vote for "Agnostic sherbet".
That just doesn't work without the "plonk". With it, it's sheer genius !
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"The Aching Seed" ....I thought they had a shot for that?