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Title: HockeyMom authors a new type of McDonald's bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 30, 2013, 01:14:58 PM

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HockeyMom (11,358 posts)

Two women in solo McD's Ladies Room (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023949786)


My daughter and I stopped to use the facilities on the Eastern End of Long Island yesterday. They rushed out together and one of them said to the women online, "Oh, my WIFE and I were in a hurry". The other women in line just shrugged as if to say, "Ok, whatever". My married lesbian daughter laughed and gave them a high 5.

I must say I was pleasantly surprised at the reaction of the other patrons to this.

 :whatever:  :whatever:  :whatever:  :bouncy:  :bouncy:  :bouncy:

Title: Re: HockeyMom authors a new type of McDonald's bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2013, 01:18:19 PM

I'm confused......and I think I'd rather stay that way.

Title: Re: HockeyMom authors a new type of McDonald's bouncy
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 30, 2013, 01:20:25 PM

Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on October 30, 2013, 01:14:58 PM

:whatever:  :whatever:  :whatever:  :bouncy:  :bouncy:  :bouncy:

     Man, you know liberals are REALLY making inroads when they don't get roasted on the spit IN EASTERN LONG ISLAND.

     "So I'm sitting just off campus in Eugene, man, and I was like, I'm gonna totally stick it to the MAN, man, and I sparked up a JOINT, man. And nobody said NOTHIN,' mannnnnnn."

      ::)

Title: Re: HockeyMom authors a new type of McDonald's bouncy
Post by: jukin on October 30, 2013, 01:52:05 PM

.25/10 bong.

How does that make it faster? Are they both going to pee standing up or is one peeing in the sink?

Title: Re: HockeyMom authors a new type of McDonald's bouncy
Post by: Rebel on October 30, 2013, 01:57:53 PM

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-october-29-2013/last-gay-standing

Ok, that was funny.  :lmao:

Title: Re: HockeyMom authors a new type of McDonald's bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2013, 02:17:41 PM

Quote from: Rebel on October 30, 2013, 01:57:53 PM

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-october-29-2013/last-gay-standing

Ok, that was funny.  :lmao:

Yeah, it was.

Title: Re: HockeyMom authors a new type of McDonald's bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on October 30, 2013, 02:20:09 PM

WTH?  I've never seen a line for the bathroom at a McDonald's or any other restaurant or fast food place.  Bars, maybe, but not food places.  A line for the bathroom at a Taco Bell might have been funny and more believable.

Title: Re: HockeyMom authors a new type of McDonald's bouncy
Post by: Rebel on October 30, 2013, 02:23:44 PM

Quote from: thundley4 on October 30, 2013, 02:20:09 PM

WTH?  I've never seen a line for the bathroom at a McDonald's or any other restaurant or fast food place.  Bars, maybe, but not food places.  A line for the bathroom at a Taco Bell might have been funny and more believable.

I've never seen so many people High 5'ing in my life, but if you believe the DUmmies, it happens all over the nation, every 2.65 seconds.