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Title: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 29, 2013, 07:12:25 PM
I working on a special project for college. I want to know how conservatives think.
Please fill out my poll and make a comment so my hate filled professor will love me.

I'm not here to troll. I'm just here to learn.






disclaimer: I haven't kicked any troll a$$ in a while. Haven't seen one of these in a while. You know its all libs mining for (mis)quotes and they never want a good conversation. I wonder what would happen if we all coordinated and freaked the next guy out.
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: DefiantSix on October 29, 2013, 08:18:42 PM
Mr. Mannn forgot the "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS" option, ergo Mr. Mannnn owes me the beverage of my choice for the thirsty work of bringing it up. :cheers1:
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Chris_ on October 29, 2013, 08:21:04 PM
Voted :couch:
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Splashdown on October 29, 2013, 08:34:51 PM
Not a valid poll. Where's the JOOOOOoooooos option?


 :-)
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: seahorse513 on October 29, 2013, 09:15:16 PM
I picked, the pie, kitties, bacon, but substituted boobies for hot looking men in cowboy hats! :-)
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Big Dog on October 29, 2013, 09:16:06 PM
Quote
I like Pie, kitties, bacon and boobs.

Kitties?

Them's fightin' words!

(http://www.kimballstock.com/pix/DOG/18/DOG_18_SA0031_01_P.JPG)
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: BattleHymn on October 29, 2013, 09:31:32 PM
I voted myself a free beer from Mr Mannn. 

I have a hankering for a Kelpie Ale, but I'll settle for a Sierra Nevada if it's all you've got.   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: redwhit on October 29, 2013, 11:45:17 PM
If I skip the kitties, can I get more boobs?
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Chris_ on October 29, 2013, 11:54:16 PM
If I skip the kitties, can I get more boobs?
It's a package deal.
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 30, 2013, 09:33:37 AM
Well, in that case, I'll have to go with E - not waiting for the host to buy the round.  My wife would like the kitties, but I've had enough of them for awhile, and I'd just end up with even more cats to pull maintenance and housekeeping duties on.
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Maxiest on October 30, 2013, 09:43:29 AM
I voted I like Pie, kitties, bacon and boobs.

So long as I can have a bacon pie and play with the boobs and kitties at the same time.
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: biersmythe on October 30, 2013, 09:48:45 AM
Voted I like Pie, kitties, bacon and boobs. I cant have the kitties cause Tots is allergic so Ill give them to the kids down the street....but the rest... :yahoo:
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 30, 2013, 09:49:45 AM
Voted :couch:

 :yeahthat: :beer:
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: obumazombie on October 30, 2013, 09:52:55 AM
Bacon boobies.
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Dblhaul on October 30, 2013, 10:42:11 PM
I'm not dependent on someone else. I'm getting my own drink!
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Dori on October 31, 2013, 08:48:54 AM
I working on a special project for college. I want to know how conservatives think.
Please fill out my poll and make a comment so my hate filled professor will love me.

I'm not here to troll. I'm just here to learn.

I don't get it.  :???:
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Eupher on October 31, 2013, 08:58:51 AM
I voted wait till 2016. Tell your hate-filled professor to shut up.  :-)

Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: debk on October 31, 2013, 09:09:18 AM
I voted.... but my choice was extremely polite compared to what I really think!  :rant:
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Splashdown on October 31, 2013, 09:50:33 AM
I don't get it.  :???:

There was a troll here a couple of days ago...
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Dori on October 31, 2013, 09:54:27 AM
There was a troll here a couple of days ago...

You mean the kid that had a poll about abortion?

Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: obumazombie on October 31, 2013, 02:25:53 PM
You better keep precise control of your wandering eyes...



http://www.wnd.com/2013/10/study-people-not-looking-at-womens-faces/?cat_orig=health (http://www.wnd.com/2013/10/study-people-not-looking-at-womens-faces/?cat_orig=health)


My eyes are up here!
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Wineslob on October 31, 2013, 04:15:12 PM
I voted.... but my choice was extremely polite compared to what I really think!  :rant:


Chocolate covered boobies?


 :-)
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 31, 2013, 06:05:22 PM
You better keep precise control of your wandering eyes...



http://www.wnd.com/2013/10/study-people-not-looking-at-womens-faces/?cat_orig=health (http://www.wnd.com/2013/10/study-people-not-looking-at-womens-faces/?cat_orig=health)


My eyes are up here!
Wah. I went there. No pictures at all! Why print an article like that without pictures?
If people are not looking at her eyes...how am I to know what people are looking at?
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: dutch508 on October 31, 2013, 06:40:19 PM
Wah. I went there. No pictures at all! Why print an article like that without pictures?
If people are not looking at her eyes...how am I to know what people are looking at?

Clearly false advertising...
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: jtyangel on October 31, 2013, 06:46:35 PM
Free drinks were involve so this was a nobrainer--although Obumbles is a doodyhead too :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: debk on November 01, 2013, 10:05:30 AM

Chocolate covered boobies?


 :-)


I answered this poll.....not my other half!  :naughty:
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: NHSparky on November 01, 2013, 11:00:17 AM
You forgot the universal reply:

"TEH JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!"
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: NHSparky on November 01, 2013, 11:02:46 AM
Bacon boobies.

I have now proven that you can in fact find EVERYTHING on the Internet.  Bonjour.

(http://www.adrants.com/images/bacon_bra_scope.png)
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Wineslob on November 01, 2013, 02:31:53 PM

I answered this poll.....not my other half!  :naughty:



 :rofl:
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: obumazombie on November 01, 2013, 04:03:23 PM
I have now proven that you can in fact find EVERYTHING on the Internet.  Bonjour.

(http://www.adrants.com/images/bacon_bra_scope.png)
I approve of NHSparky and his message !
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Maxiest on November 01, 2013, 04:15:18 PM
(http://federalreview.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bacon-bikini-nsfw.jpg)
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Crazy Horse on November 02, 2013, 08:24:07 AM
(http://federalreview.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bacon-bikini-nsfw.jpg)

Bacon noob abd kitty
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: thundley4 on November 02, 2013, 07:39:57 PM
Bacon noob abd kitty


That gorl on top looks a little like BEG.
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Big Dog on November 03, 2013, 04:07:46 AM

That gorl on top looks a little like BEG.

I have never seen BEG in a bra made of bacon, so I couldn't say.

 :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 03, 2013, 08:09:41 AM

That gorl on top looks a little like BEG.
does that mean the other one is...Shade?!!
Title: Re: Yelp! Please take my poll!
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 03, 2013, 07:17:58 PM
(http://federalreview.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bacon-bikini-nsfw.jpg)

I never ate raw bacon but I really, really, really think I would have to try that dish, Maxiest!!!!  Man that looks damn good... even if it smells like fish.