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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dane on October 28, 2013, 03:52:08 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018506661
Mon Oct 28, 2013, 04:47 PM Lady Freedom Returns (6,242 posts)
WOW! Someone stoled someones Laptop here in the Library!
The woman was frantic! She said that she just went to the printer/copier for a moment and it was gone!
I am not letting my baby out of my sight! It goes where I go! The thieves are getting braising!
Communications degree? I don't think so.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018506661
Communications degree? I don't think so.
Remember primitives lie, primitives lie all the time.
But taking the primitive at her word, my guess is the thieves there are getting cooked.
According to the dictionary, Braise; to cook (meat, vegetables, etc.) by lightly browning in fat and then cooking slowly in a closed pan with a small amount of liquid
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NYC_SKP (54,070 posts) Mon Oct 28, 2013, 04:49 PM
1. Not for one second, should you leave your phone or laptop.
There are predators out there!
Actually, Skippy, there's an even easier solution.
Just don't carry around a cellular telephone or laptop computer.
It's probably a novel idea, but how about simply going around dealing with people face-to-face without the interference of electronic toys?
<<<does it all the time.
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Nothing worst than getting your laptop stoled.
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Actually, Skippy, there's an even easier solution.
Just don't carry around a cellular telephone or laptop computer.
It's probably a novel idea, but how about simply going around dealing with people face-to-face without the interference of electronic toys?
<<<does it all the time.
She needs it for her job search.
:rofl:
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She needs it for her job search.
:rofl:
Yeah, right.
Like she's been using it for that.
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Nothing worst than getting your laptop stoled.
Or, as Ogre said upthread, your thieves braised.
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She needs it for her job search.
:rofl:
Classified ads on Craigslist?????
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Actually, Skippy, there's an even easier solution.
Just don't carry around a cellular telephone or laptop computer.
It's probably a novel idea, but how about simply going around dealing with people face-to-face without the interference of electronic toys?
<<<does it all the time.
A great suggestion Frank between two normal (non-primitive) people.
Can you have a productive face to face, adult conversation with a primitive?
Has anyone tried this, if so what were the results?
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A great suggestion Frank between two normal (non-primitive) people.
Can you have a productive face to face, adult conversation with a primitive?
Has anyone tried this, if so what were the results?
I did once but I had a terrible cold and couldn't smell anything. I did go home and shower immediately afterward.
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I did once but I had a terrible cold and couldn't smell anything. I did go home and shower immediately afterward.
That was what I was thinking, how do you overcome/eliminate the "background noise" (eg smell, vermin, lack of hygiene) and stay focused on the message when actually interacting with a primitive. I would think the task would be daunting and would require an immediate shower, possible vaccinations, and a stiff drink afterwards.
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I'll bet the nice folks at the library just love Amber and her friends stinking the place up. It's going to get worst when winter comes and she can't use the hose behind the Sunoco station to scrub the unspeakables.
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Once those thieves are found, their goose is cooked.
Might take hours and hours, but cooked they shall be.
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She went back and edited her spelling errors after reading this thread.
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Remember primitives lie, primitives lie all the time.
But taking the primitive at her word, my guess is the thieves there are getting cooked.
According to the dictionary, Braise; to cook (meat, vegetables, etc.) by lightly browning in fat and then cooking slowly in a closed pan with a small amount of liquid
I can't do it, guys.
There are a lot of reasons to nail DUmmies, but typos or, worse, auto-spell check replacements. All of us do it -- even those all agree are erudite.
Let us judge them on the content of their character and not on the fat on their fingers:
http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/
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I can't do it, guys.
There are a lot of reasons to nail DUmmies, but typos or, worse, auto-spell check replacements. All of us do it -- even those all agree are erudite.
Let us judge them on the content of their character and not on the fat on their fingers:
http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/
The reason I do it is they constantly brag about how educated they are and how much smarter they are than we are. If they didn't tell us they were super geniuses I would give them a break.
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The reason I do it is they constantly brag about how educated they are and how much smarter they are than we are. If they didn't tell us they were super geniuses I would give them a break.
I understand and in some cases, like super-journo-nads it fits.
But it should be used selectively. Like when someone is actually POSTING "I wun the Buckeye Newshawk Award." Then, shackles off.
Other than that, I just think it is making fun of something like farting in an elevator. Eventually, we all do it (we do, right? Or is that just me?)
YMMV.
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Other than that, I just think it is making fun of something like farting in an elevator. Eventually, we all do it (we do, right? Or is that just me?)
I'm 55. farts are still funny to me. Elevator farts are hilarious. I'll be laughing at farts and DUmmies all the way to my grave.
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I understand and in some cases, like super-journo-nads it fits.
But it should be used selectively. Like when someone is actually POSTING "I wun the Buckeye Newshawk Award." Then, shackles off.
Other than that, I just think it is making fun of something like farting in an elevator. Eventually, we all do it (we do, right? Or is that just me?)
YMMV.
Most are ignored by the fine people here.
When they don the "kick me", sign, all bets are off.
Occasional errors are expected. Consistent errors, are the sign.
Even dogs think farts are funny.
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I understand and in some cases, like super-journo-nads it fits.
But it should be used selectively. Like when someone is actually POSTING "I wun the Buckeye Newshawk Award." Then, shackles off.
Other than that, I just think it is making fun of something like farting in an elevator. Eventually, we all do it (we do, right? Or is that just me?)
YMMV.
It doesn't help that she claims she has a journalism degree. You would think a professional would proofread.
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It doesn't help that she claims she has a journalism degree. You would think a professional would proofread.
Even trained historians have been proven to be wrong all the time. :-)
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It doesn't help that she claims she has a journalism degree. You would think a professional would proofread.
That would depend on the "profession". I think this particular primitives current "profession" relies more on handling..........money that is, than reading. :-)
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I can't do it, guys.
There are a lot of reasons to nail DUmmies, but typos or, worse, auto-spell check replacements. All of us do it -- even those all agree are erudite.
Let us judge them on the content of their character and not on the fat on their fingers:
http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/
But what happens when they are not fat-fingering, autocorrect, or simple typos, but full-blown mental retardation?
And this from a supposed college graduate? AYFKMRN? One who no doubt expects a six-figure salary straight out of the homeless shelter--$80K for her, and $20K for the bedbugs?
Sorry, not seeing it.
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Even dogs think farts are funny.
(http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hehe-i-just-farted-they-know-funny-dog.jpg)
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But what happens when they are not fat-fingering, autocorrect, or simple typos, but full-blown mental retardation?
And this from a supposed college graduate? AYFKMRN? One who no doubt expects a six-figure salary straight out of the homeless shelter--$80K for her, and $20K for the bedbugs?
Sorry, not seeing it.
The problem is it opens up an avenue of rebuttal that can be used against more substantive claims.
I will use our friend nads.
We know she has claimed to be an expert on everything from Astronomy to Zoology.
But if we call her her out, she can rebut "these are the people who did a 'gotcha' on me for a typo." Thus she can equate all our proper notes about her lies to the trivial calling out of lack of grammar check.
There is a little something there.
I prefer some heft to my wry observations (and expose's) of the DUmmies.
But as I said YMMV.
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Personally I have no problem with showing her to be the dumber then a stump cretin she is.
This is not a person who accidentally found herself in a dubious situation but one who ran head first into it with the expectation that others should,would and will provide for her.
She is stupid incarnate while lecturing others on what they should think and with the gall to suggest God Almighty somehow has been unfair to her.
I would not shed even the dust of a tear if her sun bleached bones are one day found in the desert.
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I understand and in some cases, like super-journo-nads it fits.
But it should be used selectively. Like when someone is actually POSTING "I wun the Buckeye Newshawk Award." Then, shackles off.
Other than that, I just think it is making fun of something like farting in an elevator. Eventually, we all do it (we do, right? Or is that just me?)
YMMV.
Ummm...have you not seen their posts for the last 12 years? It's not just that we're DUMB. It's that they're BRILLIANT (just ask them). They ridicule other people's spelling and in the same day fret about "Marshall Law," then deny they misspelled anything. They call themselves the greatest debaters of all time, but they can't start a sentence without committing 10 logical fallacies. They have NO understanding of economics, finance, accounting, law, public policy, diplomacy, or sociology, and when ANYTHING doesn't agree with their mindset, they claim conspiracy and make up bullshit to attempt to cover their sheer, unvarnished stupidity.
Amber claims to be an AUTHOR yet she doesn't just misspell words - she replaces proper words with pseudo-homonyms that reveals a hierarchy of ignorance and stupidity. You can bet your sweet bippy that I will hound them about that until the cows are flipping through their mail and refilling the dog bowl.
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Nothing worst than getting your laptop stoled.
mabe shes lion and someone loosed track of it..
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It doesn't help that she claims she has a journalism degree. You would think a professional would proofread.
Freeper, you seem to have caught the primitives attention, notice the two edits.
Yet the primitive still missed a couple.
Hey primitive, it's said that the third time's a charm!
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023939306)
Mon Oct 28, 2013, 07:35 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,253 posts)
Conservatives tear down others due to being torn down themselves.
Last edited Mon Oct 28, 2013, 07:40 PM USA/ET - Edit history (2)
They have little nerve to try and chase a dream and be happy. They want to be led, not lead.
They try to say they have the “American Spiritâ€, but let us face it; they are too scared of truly trying to live it. And when one is found trying to pursue happiness, they jumped them due to a mirror of their cowardness being help up to them.
The true problem with this country is the Conservatives. They are blocking any and all true progress with their old thinking. They cannot stand that people have grown, that time has shown such archaic thinking to be outright silly. So they are out to force us to stay in the “Dark Agesâ€.
Sad part is that we can lead these hardheads to water, but we cannot get them to drink. Instead we will have to leave them at the wayside.
People are/should be waking up to this and soon we will see the end to the silly/old thinking Conservatives/Tea Party/Republicans.
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You know, Amber, dear, I think it's your laptop computer that needs stoled.
It's like cocaine or heroin to you.
The sooner you don't have this toy to divert you from important things you need to do, the better.
So yes, without malice I hope it gets stoled.
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Lady Freedumb stole a laptop with the spell check turned off.
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So yes, without malice I hope it gets stoled.
Sorry, Coach, point of grammar: you meant to say "without MALLETS you hope it gets stoled."
Because mallets are hard, and you can hit people with them, so when you say 'without mallets' you mean you don't mean any premeditated harm. If she had time, Amber would point you to her journalism notes, where she clearly heard the professor say "mallets aforethought," which, taken literally, means "I planned to hit them with mallets," but it's just an archaic phrase that we've gradually repurposed.
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I can't do it, guys.
There are a lot of reasons to nail DUmmies, but typos or, worse, auto-spell check replacements. All of us do it -- even those all agree are erudite.
Let us judge them on the content of their character and not on the fat on their fingers:
nadinisms due to typos or autocomplete? Au cntrainere!! You welcome!
That smacks of a DUmp noob. Not a single enduring nadinism is an accidental error by someone who knows better.
Every one is a screwup by someone to professes to know everything, but actually almost nothing at all, and who absolutely refuses to admit an error.
The example upthread here is just silly and stupid to point out, and in no way represents the DUmp ignorance we normally highlight. Most of the great minds here would struggle with "brazen". (Needing to use the dictionary to define "braise" is evidence enough of that.)
No need for a kerfunkle, or even fist to cuffs.
Present example excepted, you'll have to search pretty hard to find another place where anything but obvious ignorance has been ridiculed. Ninety-five percent of the time it will be a piece of mangled prose from the award-wining journo.
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Bouncy perhaps? :diebouncy:
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Mon Oct 28, 2013, 05:12 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,253 posts)
6. Yeah, I see the spot on my Gateway for it!
Every thief dreams of scoring a Gateway.
Amber had better be careful. She's at the verge of pushing it too far.
The likelihood of her still being in Joplin goes up a few points every time she makes a silly post like that.