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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: landofconfusion80 on October 28, 2013, 06:23:26 AM
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Hating Patriotic songs (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023934319)
Warren Stupidity (34,353 posts)
I really hate "god bless america" at every ****ing ball game.
Osama bin laden did this to us. He wrecked this country with a bag of box cutters.
Some new fun facts I learned from this campfire: Osama Bin Laden must've written "God Bless America." Primitives may have some understanding of sports other than competitive poop flinging.
Warren Stupidity (34,353 posts)
21. Well for starters it is a stupid mindless nationalist ditty, plus officially we are a secular nation
And then there is the same problem with this song that there is with athletes who seek divine assistance. Why would the ludicrous Bronze Age mythological sky being Yahweh favor America over for example Brazil? Why Tim Tebow over Peyton Manning? It is just plain stupid.
We are not a unique snow flake evidently.
Egalitarian Thug (10,161 posts)
24. It's such a shitty song. La Marseillaise, now that's an anthem, Russia's isn't bad, England's has
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probably had more different lyrics written to it than any other and is quite catchy, and even Canada managed to come up with a stirring and pleasant melody. How the **** did we end up with this ugly, dated exercise in Victorian Somnambulance?
now that's a great idea! I think this particular primitive should volunteer to sing the Russian national anthem during the seventh inning stretch.... at Cleveland.... on bat night! what a great way to bring a community together!
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From the southern seas to the polar lands
Spread are our forests and fields.
You are unique in the world, one of a kind –
This native land protected by God!
--Russian Anthem
...I expect the DUmmie meant the old Soviet anthem:
Be glorious, our free motherland,
A reliable stronghold of peoples' friendship!
The Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
Leads us to the triumph of Communism!
(Both anthems excerpted.)
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TRANSLATION: We hate America and had almost succeeded in neutering it into a torpor of apathy and self-doubt where we could have killed it once and for all time if that stupid Osama hadn't jumped the gun.
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Giant fail for the DUmmies.
God Bless America is not played at every ball game. The National Anthem, The Star Spangled Banner is played before ball games.
Sometimes, death machines of the Military Industrial Complex simulate bombing runs on the lumpenproletariat herded into the stadia for their weekly dose of bread and circuses.*
*Note to lurking DUmmies- this is proof that I am bilingual. I speak your language like a native. Thanks, Rosetta Stone!
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Egalitarian Thug
even Canada managed to come up with a stirring and pleasant melody.
(http://www.americasbestmyspacecomments.com/graphics/attitude/7/pics_pee-wee-wigga-please.jpg)
A song about moose and snowdrifts, entirely in minor key. Stirring and pleasant? It's like a funeral dirge for a road-killed muskrat.
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So DUmmies like Bob Dylan, "The answer my friend is blowing Obama's wand, the answer is blowing Obama's wand."
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Giant fail for the DUmmies.
God Bless America is not played at every ball game. The National Anthem, The Star Spangled Banner is played before ball games.
Sometimes, death machines of the Military Industrial Complex simulate bombing runs on the lumpenproletariat herded into the stadia for their weekly dose of bread and circuses.*
*Note to lurking DUmmies- this is proof that I am bilingual. I speak your language like a native. Thanks, Rosetta Stone!
Big Dog they've been performing God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch IIRC since 9/11.
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Big Dog they've been performing God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch IIRC since 9/11.
That's right. If it were part of baseball tradition it would be great, but instead it's a weak, whiny reaction to a savage attack.
It's just a tiny little bit of the pussification of America.
Games should start with the National Anthem, as they always have.
The seventh inning belongs to "Take Me Out To The Ballgame".
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Dear OP,
Next year, make a trip to San Diego. Make sure it's sometime during baseball season, and that it covers a Sunday. A Padres game is always a good way to spend the afternoon, and it's a great ballpark.
Oh, and make sure you sit right below those Marines who just graduated from MCRD when they start playing a few patriotic songs between innings. Make sure you complain loud and long, so that they can hear you.
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That's right. If it were part of baseball tradition it would be great, but instead it's a weak, whiny reaction to a savage attack.
It's just a tiny little bit of the pussification of America.
Games should start with the National Anthem, as they always have.
The seventh inning belongs to "Take Me Out To The Ballgame".
IIRC Atlanta has it sung at Sunday home games...not every game.
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It is DUmp threads like this that make me smile. Just about everything throws sand in their vaginas. It must be a terrible life they live and that makes me happy. The Butt Hurt is strong in the DUchebags.
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Warren Stupidity (34,353 posts)
I really hate "god bless america" at every ****ing ball game.
stupid warren, your hate brings me much happiness.
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It is DUmp threads like this that make me smile. Just about everything throws sand in their vaginas. It must be a terrible life they live and that makes me happy. The Butt Hurt is strong in the DUchebags.
Nothing ruins a romantic moonlit night on the beach like sand in a vagina.....a dump truck load per female DUmmie ought to just about do it.
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Nothing ruins a romantic moonlit night on the beach like sand in a vagina.....a dump truck load per female DUmmie ought to just about do it.
I dunno, do you think that'll be enough? they did have those rape tents at their camps so the ladies could take a breather.
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Hey DUmmies, if you hate those songs so much, that get the **** out!
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I dunno, do you think that'll be enough? they did have those rape tents at their camps so the ladies could take a breather.
My you have a big vagina, big vagina.
You didn't have to say it twice.
I didn't.
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Warren Stupidity (34,353 posts)
I really hate "god bless america" at every ****ing ball game.
Osama bin laden did this to us. He wrecked this country with a bag of box cutters.
Hasn't that been sung at every sporting event like forever? and Obama is doing a better job of wrecking the country than Osama.
eta: my bad, big dog cleared it up
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Big Dog they've been performing God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch IIRC since 9/11.
That tells you how long its been since I want to a ball game!
I went to a Royals game 3-4 years ago. I don't remember the Royals doing it. Too bad, it's a beautiful hymn.
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So DUmmies like Bob Dylan, "The answer my friend is blowing Obama's wand, the answer is blowing Obama's wand."
:rofl:
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My you have a big vagina, big vagina.
You didn't have to say it twice.
I didn't.
Hello Hello Hello Hello
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pssst, DUmmies. Enjoy...
Navy Petty Officer Absolutely Nails Rendition of 'God Bless America' During World Series (http://www.ijreview.com/2013/10/90488-navy-petty-officer-absolutely-nails-rendition-god-bless-america-world-series/) :fuelfire:
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That tells you how long its been since I want to a ball game!
I went to a Royals game 3-4 years ago. I don't remember the Royals doing it. Too bad, it's a beautiful hymn.
Last time I went to a big league game was in 1978 so you're up on me there. I was a baby when we left KC...they were just building The Kauf. Royals are my other team I cheer for next to the Rangers.
Seen plenty of Minor League games though. Last one I went to in 2005 though they weren't doing the song during the stretch. So it must be an MLB thing.
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I saw a news story this morning about a candlelight remembrance in New Jersey, for the one year anniversary of Superstorm Sandy. The people sang God Bless America. It was a beautiful thing.
Suck it, DUmmies.