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Title: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 27, 2013, 10:59:28 PM
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Link Speed (572 posts)
27. My Grandfather's friend from childhood was McMurtry's inspiration for Deets

in Lonesome Dove.

His name was Jesus and he was a mix of Caddo and African. He never sat in a chair or slept in a bed and he could predict the weather three days in advance. He was also the best shot I have ever seen and - when he was seven years old - killed a man who was attempting to kidnap my Grandfather. Because of nightmarish childhoods, they ran away from East Texas at the age of six and lived with the Hopi in NM until my Grandfather left to fly for the Army Air Corps in WWI. My Grandfather was the only non-Hopi Penitente in Hopi history.

Seriously...EVERY SINGLE DAY WITH THIS GUY.  (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3933571)


The only...the first...the best...the most...

Hollis, do you ever get TIRED of being a LIAR?


Oh, and I guess we get a bonus on Sundays...

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Link Speed (572 posts)
82. I lost my mother and my inheritance over this

In the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s, my dear mother was the most leftist, anarchist person I knew. She was legendary in our Texas town because she had the time and the money to fight anything she wanted to fight.

Then I moved out West and she was left alone with my asshole stepfather and ****ed News. During the last election, she began to send those typical right-wing bullshit emails and I told her to stop.

That cost me more money than 99% of Americans will see in their lifetimes and I have lost no sleep over it.


See? The most, more, the best... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3933660)


You're sick, Hollis. Get help.
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 27, 2013, 11:05:14 PM
Oh, brother. 

 :mental:
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Post by: Maxiest on October 27, 2013, 11:19:22 PM
Wow!!!
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: Bad Dog on October 28, 2013, 09:47:29 AM
Being that insecure may just qualify him for disability.
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 28, 2013, 10:05:21 AM
It's like how Algore and whatshername were the inspiration for "Love Story".

And then TiT's grandfather shot down the Red Baron.
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 28, 2013, 11:12:42 AM
It's like how Algore and whatshername were the inspiration for "Love Story".

And then TiT's grandfather shot down the Red Baron.


     Hey, pencil dick Hotrod - if Hollis said it, you can take it to the bank.

   
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: Gina on October 28, 2013, 11:19:01 AM
Yes right. Libs lie.  He would have gladly accepted that if he had any chance of $$.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 28, 2013, 11:25:32 AM
Yes right. Libs lie.  He would have gladly accepted that if he had any chance of $$.  :rotf:


     There was no fortune. There was probably the typical leavings of a deceased East Texas woman: a sewing machine, a closet full of floral prints, a half-empty bottle of L'Air du Temps, a copy of River Road Recipes, a few baking sheets, and picturebooks filled with sour-looking old men and women.
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: JakeStyle on October 30, 2013, 05:36:58 PM
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Link Speed (598 posts)        Wed Oct 30, 2013, 06:09 PM

13. I used to date the body model for Laura Croft - Tomb Raider

She hates to go out (lives in Manhattan) because people just stare at her.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023950625#post13
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: thundley4 on October 30, 2013, 06:26:22 PM
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Link Speed (598 posts)        Wed Oct 30, 2013, 06:09 PM

13. I used to date the body model for Laura Croft - Tomb Raider

She hates to go out (lives in Manhattan) because people just stare at her.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023950625#post13

No idea who Laura Croft is since the original character of Lara Croft of Tomb Raider fame had no model, but was an amalgamation of mostly male action heroes given a feminine form.

So, Hollis may be telling the truth that people stared at her with him.  They were trying to see his imaginary girl friend.
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: FlippyDoo on October 30, 2013, 06:34:34 PM
It really sounds like TiT is losing his talent at make believe. His first, second, and even third DU incarnation would have made that story much more interesting.
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 30, 2013, 06:49:56 PM
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She hates to go out (lives in Manhattan) because people just stare at her.
That reminds me of the time DUmmy stevenumbers's girlfriend refused to kiss him or have a second date because she was getting a cold sore.
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: Delmar on October 30, 2013, 07:23:30 PM
How come this guy doesn't seem to have bullies following him around DU?  I've seen a few give him a gentle razzing every now and then but nothing like the beatdowns nads takes from her bullies.  Sexism?  Fear of having a shotgun stuck in their chest?  Lurking DUmmies, letting this guy slide on such obvious lies is one reason why DU is such a laughingstock.  If somebody showed up here at conservativecave spinning crazy yarns like TiT boy's, it would get noticed, at the very least with one of these  :bs2flag: or one of these  :bsmeter:  DUmmies have no credibility or integrity.   
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: Splashdown on October 30, 2013, 07:26:30 PM
How come this guy doesn't seem to have bullies following him around DU?  I've seen a few give him a gentle razzing every now and then but nothing like the beatdowns nads takes from her bullies.  Sexism?  Fear of having a shotgun stuck in their chest?  Lurking DUmmies, letting this guy slide on such obvious lies is one reason why DU is such a laughingstock.  If somebody showed up here at conservativecave spinning crazy yarns like TiT boy's, it would get noticed, at the very least with one of these  :bs2flag: or one of these  :bsmeter:  DUmmies have no credibility or integrity.   

Who's going to bully the second most decorated enlisted man in the history of the U.S. Navy?
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 30, 2013, 07:37:09 PM
Who's going to bully the second most decorated enlisted man in the history of the U.S. Navy?
Some pencil-necked hotrod.
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: miskie on October 30, 2013, 08:42:27 PM
I think TiT is intentionally making a run for the yearly awards. I also think that if my suspicions pan out, that he needs to be disqualified as an entrant.
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: ChuckJ on October 30, 2013, 08:51:43 PM
I think TiT is intentionally making a run for the yearly awards. I also think that if my suspicions pan out, that he needs to be disqualified as an entrant.

Do you think that TiT is not actually TiT but is instead someone pretending to be TiT pretending to be Link Speed?
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: miskie on October 30, 2013, 08:55:50 PM
Do you think that TiT is not actually TiT but is instead someone pretending to be TiT pretending to be Link Speed?

I suppose Its possible that LS is a mole operation by a 3rd party playing as a caricature of TiT. If so, should still be disqualified from Top Dummy.
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: dutch508 on October 30, 2013, 09:08:22 PM
I suppose Its possible that LS is a mole operation by a 3rd party playing as a caricature of TiT. If so, should still be disqualified from Top Dummy.


You think?

It's too obvious.
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: Skul on October 30, 2013, 09:29:58 PM

You think?

It's too obvious.
If you throttle back just a little, you'll be fine.
Title: Re: Daily Hollis Whopper
Post by: Bad Dog on October 30, 2013, 10:52:29 PM
I'm thinking it might be TIT acting as a 3rd party mole imitating a 3rd party mole acting as TIT.  Or something like that.