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Title: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Freeper on October 26, 2013, 01:35:26 PM
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Star Member boston bean (17,886 posts)

Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party

Retort with the Con Party or Cons or The Cons. Afterall, it just short hand for conservative. No harm meant by it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023925551

One problem with your brilliant plan, we won't lose our minds if you call us the con party. I laugh my ass off at how offended you get and how you lose your mind when someone says democrat party.

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Star Member Jackpine Radical (38,628 posts)
1. And they're dominated by males, so

I say it's the Con Men Party.

Yeah we really do keep our women chained to the stove in the kitchen.  :whatever:

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Star Member BlueCaliDem (5,893 posts)
7. True. But in context of this thread, my word play is pretty apropos.

Because Republicans aren't even remotely conservative anymore, although they do enjoy conning their supporters, corporate media, and most a-political people to believe they still are.

That is kind of true, the GOP is not conservative anymore, haven't been in a long time. The conservatives who make up the Tea Party are the ones who the DUmmies are really frightened of.

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Star Member moriah (3,389 posts)
5. If they say democRAT, yeah.

Otherwise, I let them show their ignorance of the English language as they will. It does no harm to me.

And I suppose repukes and rethuglicans is proper grammer?

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Bradical79 (636 posts)
18. I never notice

Do they actually intentionally say that as an attempt at being disrespectful? I always thought it was an educational or intelligence issue, so I try to simplify what I'm saying to them :-P

I can't speak for anyone else, but I do it because it irritates the hell out of you brain dead idiots.

Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: jukin on October 26, 2013, 01:38:49 PM
Seriously, what a bunch of children.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 26, 2013, 01:39:42 PM
Seriously, what a bunch of children.

Yup, no kidding.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: BattleHymn on October 26, 2013, 01:41:52 PM
Finding people's buttons is so much easier when they wear them right on the edge of their sleeve.   :rofl:
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Bad Dog on October 26, 2013, 01:42:02 PM
Blue Ball Dem's puffed up comment about his "word play" brought to mind a small child playing in a plate of spaghetti.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: USA4ME on October 26, 2013, 01:46:10 PM
Some things never change. 100 years from now they'll still be getting all upset over someone calling them the Democrat party.

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Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 26, 2013, 01:52:41 PM
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Star Member moriah (3,389 posts)
5. If they say democRAT, yeah.

Otherwise, I let them show their ignorance of the English language as they will. It does no harm to me.

Grammar fail.  "Republican" can be either a noun or an adjective, while "Democratic" can clearly only be an adjective.  Artifact of the evolution of the English language it may be, but that's the way it is.  Deal with it, fool.

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Big Dog on October 26, 2013, 02:12:03 PM
Blue Ball Dem's puffed up comment about his "word play" brought to mind a small child playing in a plate of spaghetti.

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/babyfinger_zps4ffe9701.jpg)
Andy Stephenson's last known photo- and that ain't spaghetti sauce.

Note for lurking DUmmies: I am giving you more credit than you deserve. Most of you couldn't find your own nose without putting out an eye first.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 26, 2013, 02:14:14 PM
I was just trolling around jstor when I came up with this - looks like they're getting scientific:


(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/anaund/jdum.jpg)


Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: franksolich on October 26, 2013, 02:15:07 PM
Grammar fail.  "Republican" can be either a noun or an adjective, while "Democratic" can clearly only be an adjective.  Artifact of the evolution of the English language it may be, but that's the way it is.  Deal with it, fool.

 :tongue:

That's true, but since when have the primitives ever paid attention to proper grammar?
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Big Dog on October 26, 2013, 02:25:52 PM
I was just trolling around jstor when I came up with this - looks like they're getting scientific:


(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/anaund/jdum.jpg)

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

High five!
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Zathras on October 26, 2013, 02:26:23 PM
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Star Member boston bean (17,886 posts)

Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party

Retort with the Con Party or Cons or The Cons. Afterall, it just short hand for conservative. No harm meant by it.

Why would you think you're insulting us with another name for the Democrat party? After all, the Empty Suit in the White House is a Democrat and he's been conning the American people since 20 Jan 2009.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Bad Dog on October 26, 2013, 02:27:20 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

High five!

Ditto.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: FlippyDoo on October 26, 2013, 02:27:57 PM
I hope, since it is my duty as a fictional spirit-guide to help the DUmmies, that no one minds me giving my view on the subject.

The word “democratic” is relating to “democracy”. The word “democracy” refers to a government system wherein all of the citizens/voters have a say in how things are done. As Bama and Harry Reid do whatever they desire regardless of how anyone else feels or what anyone else says, I can see no way that the term “Democratic Party” can be accurate.

Since the party in question is made up of a individuals who call themselves “Democrats” it would appear that “Democrat Party” is the more accurate term.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 26, 2013, 03:47:16 PM
I use democrat party because it ends in RAT....but if they insist, I will use "democratic" party because it ends in both RAT and TICK....one is vermin and the other is a blood sucker....so I guess "democratic" is a better description of the people that make up the democrat party. 
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: FlippyDoo on October 26, 2013, 03:50:05 PM
I use democrat party because it ends in RAT....but if they insist, I will use "democratic" party because it ends in both RAT and TICK....one is vermin and the other is a blood sucker....so I guess "democratic" is a better description of the people that make up the democrat party. 

Maybe we should just refer to them as the Rat Tick Party.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 26, 2013, 03:54:46 PM
Finding people's buttons is so much easier when they wear them right on the edge of their sleeve.   :rofl:

Hell, they hand us the remote!
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Delmar on October 26, 2013, 03:58:34 PM
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Response to boston bean (Original post)Sat Oct 26, 2013, 12:44 PM
Star Member gopiscrap (8,332 posts)
10. I just call them the Republiklan Party

I would take offense at that since, as everybody knows, the KKK is a democrat party affiliated institution.

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/robert-byrd_zps696fe587.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/robert-byrd_zps696fe587.jpg.html)

                                               Barbaric!

Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 26, 2013, 04:02:14 PM
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Star Member boston bean (17,886 posts)

Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party

Retort with the Con Party or Cons or The Cons. Afterall, it just short hand for conservative. No harm meant by it.

 :facepalm2:

Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: miskie on October 26, 2013, 05:28:38 PM
Maybe we should just refer to them as the Rat Tick Party.

Absolutely appropriate.

Quote from: http://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/Rat+Tick
Warning! The following article is from The Great Soviet Encyclopedia (1979). It might be outdated or ideologically biased.

Rat Tick (Ornithonyssus bacoti), a parasitic tick of the gama-sid group. Body length, to 1.1 mm.

The mouth parts of the rat tick are adapted to bloodsucking. The tick is very widely distributed (in the USSR, mainly in port cities). The rat tick parasitizes rats and mice (more rarely, other rodents), proliferating in their nests. During periods of massive reproduction they may attack humans, causing severe skin irritations (dermatoses) with their bites. Control measures involve disinfesting the premises with insecticides and destroying unwanted rodents.

The Great Soviet Encyclopedia, 3rd Edition (1970-1979). © 2010 The Gale Group, Inc. All rights reserved.

Rats...check.
Ticks...check.
Commie bastards...check.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 26, 2013, 05:55:03 PM
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Bradical79 (636 posts)
18. I never notice

Do they actually intentionally say that as an attempt at being disrespectful?

We don't disrespect you.  We pity you and want to put you out of everyones' misery.  There, simple.

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I always thought it was an educational or intelligence issue, so I try to simplify what I'm saying to them :-P

How is that, imbecile?  Why don't you think of something complex and we'll see.

Don't hurt yourself.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: FlippyDoo on October 26, 2013, 06:27:30 PM
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Bradical79 (636 posts)
18. I never notice

Do they actually intentionally say that as an attempt at being disrespectful? I always thought it was an educational or intelligence issue, so I try to simplify what I'm saying to them :-P

Right. Because everyone knows how much smarter DUmmies are than rethugs. Let's see what other DUmmies have to say...

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Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Dori on October 26, 2013, 07:04:08 PM
The word “democratic” is relating to “democracy”. The word “democracy” refers to a government system wherein all of the citizens/voters have a say in how things are done. As Bama and Harry Reid do whatever they desire regardless of how anyone else feels or what anyone else says, I can see no way that the term “Democratic Party” can be accurate.

Exactly....there is no way I will call them Democratic.

Nothing could be further from the truth.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 26, 2013, 07:44:07 PM
Well.... since I've had some time to think about it... and since my college parlay card is a loser.... and since I've had a bad week working so the losers at the dump can sit around on the dole and complain that I ain't giving them enough money...I think I wanna piss someone off and the dummy is my prime target.

Yo dummy!!!! Check this out!!!!

DEMOCRAT PARTY!!!! DEMOCRAT PARTY!!!! DEMOCRAT PARTY!!!!


Worthless childish loser!!! Come over here and call me a republic.   :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: BadCat on October 26, 2013, 07:49:12 PM
Once again DUmmies....click on this link

http://www.DEMOCRATunderground.com

and see where you end up.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 26, 2013, 08:05:02 PM
Once again DUmmies....click on this link

http://www.DEMOCRATunderground.com

and see where you end up.

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  I never thought about that BC!!!!  H freaking 5!!!!!!

Edited to add:

It resolves to democraticunderground.com.  No doubt there will bouncies galore of why Skinner had to do that.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Freeper on October 26, 2013, 08:55:19 PM
Once again DUmmies....click on this link

http://www.DEMOCRATunderground.com

and see where you end up.

It's not often I say $kimmer did something smart, but in this case he was wise. Who knows some group of freepers may have bought it, and screwed with the primitives.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 26, 2013, 09:09:19 PM
It's not often I say $kimmer did something smart, but in this case he was wise. Who knows some group of freepers may have bought it, and screwed with the primitives.

Ya know Freep... I got some respect for Skinner. He made money off a bunch of losers and I guess he has continued to do so. PT Barnum comes to mind. Unless some rich libbies is funding him.

At the very least... you have to give the guy credit. He is making a living that is not directly off the dole. Indirectly yes. Directly no. And he keeps us entertained with his insane asylum.    :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Freeper on October 26, 2013, 09:17:00 PM
Ya know Freep... I got some respect for Skinner. He made money off a bunch of losers and I guess he has continued to do so. PT Barnum comes to mind. Unless some rich libbies is funding him.

At the very least... you have to give the guy credit. He is making a living that is not directly off the dole. Indirectly yes. Directly no. And he keeps us entertained with his insane asylum.    :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

Well anyone that can get money from the biggest losers in the universe isn't all bad, but at the end of the day he is another moonbat hellbent on destroying this country. I have nothing but contempt for leftists.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Airwolf on October 27, 2013, 01:39:57 AM
They will call us what they will but by contrast there hasn't been anything Democratic about the Democrat party for far longer then the Republican party hasn't been conservative.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 27, 2013, 09:02:31 AM
They will call us what they will but by contrast there hasn't been anything Democratic about the Democrat party for far longer then the Republican party hasn't been conservative.

They haven't actually been interested in actual democracy since Andrew Jackson, and even then, his Presidency did a lot more to show the dark downside of popular democracy for anyone who was on the outs with the winning side than it did anything else.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: obumazombie on October 27, 2013, 01:10:52 PM
What is it that the democrat party upset about now ?
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Fourwinds on October 27, 2013, 01:17:32 PM
What is it that the democrat party upset about now ?

Nothing special. Same old story of libs hitting below the belt but screaming bloody murder when it happens to them.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Dori on October 27, 2013, 01:20:14 PM
What is it that the democrat party upset about now ?

They don't need a reason.  They just need to be upset. 

Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: obumazombie on October 27, 2013, 04:26:24 PM
They don't need a reason.  They just need to be upset. 



Oh, I just thought it might be a community organizer constantly keeping the proletariat agitated. Enough to make Alinsky proud.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 28, 2013, 05:12:17 AM
They don't need a reason.  They just need to be upset. 



They're not happy unless . . . they're not happy, and spreading the misery around.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 28, 2013, 07:15:28 AM
They're not happy unless . . . they're not happy, and spreading the misery around.
Obama, "I want to spread the misery around a little.....and then a lot."

Hey it's what he really meant.
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Karin on October 28, 2013, 07:43:13 AM
 :lmao:  at the technical paper from page 1.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Retort when conservatives call the Democratic Party the Democrat Party
Post by: Splashdown on October 28, 2013, 08:21:58 AM
Type in www.democratunderground.com (http://www.democraticunderground.com) and see where it takes you...


 :rofl: