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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ChuckJ on October 26, 2013, 11:02:17 AM
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I've notice lately that when a specific DUmmie is mentioned that I'm often left scratching my head as to who that particular DUmmie is.
Is my memory being fogged by how great the country is doing under 0 and the demons?
Or are many of the current stock of DUmmies just dull and forgettable? Their stupid is just as strong as ever. They just don't seem to be as entertaining. Even that Stinky dude doesn't seem to be as much of an internet laughing stock as normal.
If it's the latter rather than the former, is it their fear of stepping out of lock-step with the hive and getting banned that has caused it? Or is it the fear of being laughed at by normal people? Or something completely different?
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There's various reasons a primitive might become less talkative than before, or even go away from Skins's island altogether.
The sparkling old dude, for example, who hasn't been around much the past few months.
There's two reasons the sparkling old dude isn't seen much any more--he's dealing with some, uh, marital problems because he's an old guy married to a much younger woman; he doesn't have the vigor to please her any more, and so she's turned to the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler down the street for those needs.
And he finally realizes he's been had, by Skins and the professional Democrats and liberals; at one time, he actually thought his opinions and his feelings were important to them, but over time it sank in that no, they aren't; in fact, professional Democrats and liberals probably laugh more at the primitives than we do.
The subway cat, for another example, appears to have been more or less permanently sequestered in a big building with small rooms and soft walls, where access to the internet isn't possible. Her loving caring sisters had the guts to do what the subway cat's mother always wanted to do, but couldn't get herself to do it.
The bobbolink primitive, for a third example, apparently was a mole created by a graduate student wishing to measure attitudes about poverty and homeless; the study done, the mole was euthanized.
The convenience store primitive, the locust primitive, and Dennis the Menace seem to have learned what Great Damage loose lips causes, and so they've reined in themselves, although one wishes they hadn't.
The list goes on and on.....
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No Beth Ferrari sightings lately either.
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No Beth Ferrari sightings lately either.
She left back in August 2012.
It's my understanding--and anyone who knows more about it, is free to correct me if I'm wrong--that someone posted something in a feminist forum there that was found offensive and deleted. Some hours later, in the middle of the night when everybody else was sleeping but poor stupid Beth on the western coast was still up and about, she "restored" that deleted comment, and there was Hell to pay the next morning.
And so she just went away.
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What about greenbriar/demtenjeep? I haven't noticed her around .
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What about greenbriar/demtenjeep? I haven't noticed her around .
Her last fling at prominence was when she was #10 top DUmmie of 2012, an honor she had to share with nadin's fat friend sabrina1 and another primitive. She just seemed to evaporate immediately after that, but I doubt the award had anything to do with it.
I rather more suspect that the Wichita public schools, her husband, her sisters, and her daughter finally prevailed upon her that it's not a good idea for a deeply mentally-disturbed person to hang around Skns's island. She's been sighted waiting in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles down there in Kansas, but that of course isn't Skins's island.
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She's been sighted waiting in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles down there in Kansas, but that of course isn't Skins's island.
She may still be waiting in that line.
In Kansas, just like the rest of the nation, the county governments under Democrat control are terribly, horribly inefficient. Sedgwick County is probably the worst in the state.
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She may still be waiting in that line.
In Kansas, just like the rest of the nation, the county governments under Democrat control are terribly, horribly inefficient. Sedgwick County is probably the worst in the state.
I'll agree with that comment. Sedgwick County is terrible. I would never live there again. As it is a horribly mismanaged city.
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he's dealing with some, uh, marital problems because he's an old guy married to a much younger woman; he doesn't have the vigor to please her any more, and so she's turned to the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler down the street for those needs.
Back in the day, when Stinky the Dude was somebody in the Maryland Mafia, wives knew their place. A Mob wife knew the penalty for infidelity- a little midnight drive to Chesapeake Bay in the trunk of a Lincoln, a short ride into deep water on a dark boat, 40 pounds of chains around her ankles, and time for a quick prayer of forgiveness before the Big Sleep.
But, times have changed. The Maryland Mafia lost their teeth. The Blacks and Mexicans took over their territory. The old Guineas had no stomach for a fight, and they just faded away into obscurity.
Mikey the Bull, a made man, became Stinky the Dude, squatting in a cat box in the basement and begging for pity sex from Trophy Wife. Trophy Wife feels safe "visiting Mrs. Tutweiler"- a kind euphemism for "getting her tires rotated and her oil changed by that kid from Jiffy Lube." And Stinky the Dude spends his days in his bathrobe, chewing on half-smoked cigars and dreaming of the good old days.
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Poor stinky. When you have a semi-hot younger chick who can put her ankles behind her head, and she serially cheats on you, it probably hurts.
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Poor stinky. When you have a semi-hot younger chick who can put her ankles behind her head, and she serially cheats on you, it probably hurts.
I'm betting she rubs his nose in it and he likes it.
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I'm surprised how many Top DUmmies have left this time and place; and to make it worse, it's probably even worse than this, given that not all primitives who spring loose of this Mortal Coil are advertised on Skins's island.
Redstone, aka Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive
Wiley50, aka the lazy freeloading bum the wily primitive (built an ark in the mountains of Tennessee)
Tangerine LaBamba
NNN0LHI, grouchy old Don, a cog in the machine that runs Chicago
ThomWV, the mountain man primitive
There's others--the morbidly obese Khephra, the late red round one, TroubleInWinter, &c., &c., &c.--but they were never top DUmmies.
And then you got primitives about ready to catapault into a hole in the ground, such as the CalPig primitive, the Cleita primitive, the grasswire primitive, all from old age; the Taverner primitive probably from a drug overdose; and maybe by his own hand, the brain-damaged primitive.
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I'm surprised how many Top DUmmies have left this time and place; and to make it worse, it's probably even worse than this, given that not all primitives who spring loose of this Mortal Coil are advertised on Skins's island.
Redstone, aka Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive
Wiley50, aka the lazy freeloading bum the wily primitive (built an ark in the mountains of Tennessee)
Tangerine LaBamba
NNN0LHI, grouchy old Don, a cog in the machine that runs Chicago
ThomWV, the mountain man primitive
There's others--the morbidly obese Khephra, the late red round one, TroubleInWinter, &c., &c., &c.--but they were never top DUmmies.
And then you got primitives about ready to catapault into a hole in the ground, such as the CalPig primitive, the Cleita primitive, the grasswire primitive, all from old age; the Taverner primitive probably from a drug overdose; and maybe by his own hand, the brain-damaged primitive.
The DUmp soon may be our moles yelling at each other and nothing more. :(
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The DUmp soon may be our moles yelling at each other and nothing more. :(
You seldom see "young" DUmmies that aren't mental basket cases and or morbidly obese. DU does seem to be wasting away.
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There's various reasons a primitive might become less talkative than before, or even go away from Skins's island altogether.
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The list goes on and on.....
Remember those DUmp lesbians who had their lesbian wedding on DU? LostinVA and Haruka. I'm pretty sure I heard that Haruka had a temper/drinking problem and the marriage quickly dissolved. LostinVA supposedly moved back to VA or NC where she came from.
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She left back in August 2012.
It's my understanding--and anyone who knows more about it, is free to correct me if I'm wrong--that someone posted something in a feminist forum there that was found offensive and deleted. Some hours later, in the middle of the night when everybody else was sleeping but poor stupid Beth on the western coast was still up and about, she "restored" that deleted comment, and there was Hell to pay the next morning.
And so she just went away.
I don't know anything about poor stupid Beth in a feminist forum, but I did see a huge blowup in the last thread where she posted. Maybe that was precipitated from her feminist kerfunkle.
There was mention of affirmative action, and someone implied that it resulted in dumbing down education by riddling university programs with people who were, uh, less than the best.
Poor stupid Beth went ballistic, said she would never have been admitted to school without affirmative action, since she was some kind of mexican-speaking Central American campesina.
She went on to advise the DUmmies that due to affirmative action, she was admitted to UC Berkeley, where she was easily one of the two or three smartest people to ever attend. She strongly pointed out that anyone who opposes any form of affirmative action is racist vermin of the foulest sort.
DUmmies sort of laughed at her, she blew up further, said she was leaving, and swore never to return to the DUmp.
No one pointed out that despite her self-described brilliance at Berkeley she's now destitute, living in the desert in a tiny camping trailer, sort of like how water seeks out its own level.
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Thanks for clarifying that; there'd been some dispute about her "last" post, but this seems to have cleared it up.
<<<appreciates being illuminated.
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I've notice lately that when a specific DUmmie is mentioned that I'm often left scratching my head as to who that particular DUmmie is.
Is my memory being fogged by how great the country is doing under 0 and the demons?
Or are many of the current stock of DUmmies just dull and forgettable? Their stupid is just as strong as ever. They just don't seem to be as entertaining. Even that Stinky dude doesn't seem to be as much of an internet laughing stock as normal.
If it's the latter rather than the former, is it their fear of stepping out of lock-step with the hive and getting banned that has caused it? Or is it the fear of being laughed at by normal people? Or something completely different?
Most of them just seem to be saying the same thing, over and over again. Everything bad that happens is, because ReTHUGliKKKans. Every problem since the coalescence of the primordial ooze is, because ReTHUGliKKKans. The constant and repetitious failure of their beloved social theft is, because ReTHUGliKKKans....
....and if you don't agree, you're racist.
It's kinda like watching a constant stream of cars on the freeway. After awhile, they become a blur.
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Remember those DUmp lesbians who had their lesbian wedding on DU? LostinVA and Haruka. I'm pretty sure I heard that Haruka had a temper/drinking problem and the marriage quickly dissolved. LostinVA supposedly moved back to VA or NC where she came from.
Last I heard about that duo was the Ellmers allowing them both to become members at the same time. Apparently, Lost became incensed that Andrea would allow a 'wife beater' to post there and accusations flew.
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I think it has something to do with the hopes of King Barky and the results of King Barky. They got what they wanted but what they got was not what they wanted. Surprisingly an affirmative actioned half black man with the biggest case of NPD was not the guy to make socialism work either. The lack of a Skittle shitting Unicorn in every pot, while denied, is eating at them on the inside.
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I think it has something to do with the hopes of King Barky and the results of King Barky. They got what they wanted but what they got was not what they wanted. Surprisingly an affirmative actioned half black man with the biggest case of NPD was not the guy to make socialism work either. The lack of a Skittle shitting Unicorn in every pot, while denied, is eating at them on the inside.
Ding! When the pot is boiled down, that's what's left. H5!