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Title: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 26, 2013, 01:20:42 AM
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Fri Oct 25, 2013, 11:18 PM
Locut0s (4,202 posts)

I'm still alive. Sorry for worrying people.
I haven't been posting recently but someone brought to my attention via PM that people have been worries about me:
 
Thank you guys for the concern, it's nice to know that people are thinking about me.
 
To be honest I haven't been posting because there hasn't been anything good to post about. I'm trying to stick to the old "if you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything", for fear of alienating everyone with one whiny post after another.
 
I've been in a pretty dark place this past month or so. I'm not actively suicidal, not planning, but I have to admit I think about it all the time. Have had some issues with binge drinking as well. All I do is sleep and eat, have my night and day reversed. I'm living like a mole. At any rate I'm seeing a new psychiatrist on the 4th and will see where that goes. Sorry to worry everyone.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018504960

It's hilarious that DUmmy LocoNuts thinks anyone at the DUmp cares if he's dead or alive.

Many of us normal people hope he stays alive at least for a while because his whiny posts are funny as hell, but no one at the DUmp cares.


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Response to Locut0s (Original post)
Sat Oct 26, 2013, 12:31 AM
CaliforniaPeggy (106,403 posts)

8. My dear Locut0s...
I am glad to see you posting again!

There is some good advice in this thread; I hope you'll take it.

Please take care of yourself......you matter to us!

Remember, LocoNuts, the CalPig told Doug Bulna that it was a great idea to hide that TV remote.
That tells you how much stock to put in her opinion.


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Response to Locut0s (Original post)
Sat Oct 26, 2013, 01:45 AM
steve2470 (17,407 posts)

9. please please please please (did I say please enough ? lol )......
see a trained psychotherapist. For psychotherapy. That typically, but not always, excludes board-certified psychiatrists. Why ? Dispensing medication in 15 minute increments for $100 is a lot more lucrative ($400 an hour) than charging $150 an hour for therapy.
 
The degrees to look for (in the USA anyway) are MA, MSW, MS, Ph.D. and Ed.d. Yes, SOME M.D. psychiatrists are good at therapy and don't charge $150 an hour, but they are few and far between. Shrinks are great at what they do, but they do not do therapy by and large !
 
I really need to shut up on this topic from now on. You're a nice guy Loct0s but your posts do worry me a tad. I'm only trying to help, honest.

DUmmy stevenumbers is showing compassion on the slim chance that LocoNuts is female.


Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: franksolich on October 26, 2013, 01:27:53 AM
Well, it looks like we got a contender for the top DUmmies who's recrudescencing; I was worried.

He won't make numbr one, but I'm sure he'll make the top ten.

It's nice to see new faces in the Top DUmmies.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 26, 2013, 01:29:55 AM
Quote from: franksolich on October 26, 2013, 01:27:53 AM
Well, it looks like we got a contender for the top DUmmies who's recrudescencing; I was worried.

He won't make numbr one, but I'm sure he'll make the top ten.

It's nice to see new faces in the Top DUmmies.

I was actually worried about LocoNuts. I must be getting soft.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: BattleHymn on October 26, 2013, 01:46:46 AM
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 26, 2013, 01:29:55 AM
I was actually worried about LocoNuts. I must be getting soft.

He needs to make sure that if he decides to commit suicide, he's at least logged into the DUmp. 

Whoever finds him needs to be able to give the DUmp an update under his name.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: RobJohnson on October 26, 2013, 02:08:40 AM
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 26, 2013, 01:46:46 AM
He needs to make sure that if he decides to commit suicide, he's at least logged into the DUmp. 

Whoever finds him needs to be able to give the DUmp an update under his name.


That is the only way to go.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: franksolich on October 26, 2013, 02:43:03 AM
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 26, 2013, 01:29:55 AM
I was actually worried about LocoNuts. I must be getting soft.

If you felt that way, yes, you are getting soft.

Stop it; spend your softness on worthy causes, not on primitives.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Freeper on October 26, 2013, 04:58:16 AM
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 26, 2013, 01:29:55 AM
I was actually worried about LocoNuts. I must be getting soft.

I have been worries about him too.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: franksolich on October 26, 2013, 05:09:54 AM
Quote from: Freeper on October 26, 2013, 04:58:16 AM
I have been worries about him too.

If you felt that way, yes, you are getting soft.

Stop it; spend your softness on worthy causes, not on primitives.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 26, 2013, 06:45:08 AM
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Fri Oct 25, 2013, 11:18 PM
Locut0s (4,202 posts)

I'm still alive. Sorry for worrying people.
I haven't been posting recently but someone brought to my attention via PM that people have been worries about me:
It wasn't so much worry...it was a pool about your demise, and I'm out $25 bucks now. Thanks a lot. That's your fault!
 
--blah blah blah--
I've been in a pretty dark place this past month or so. I'm not actively suicidal, not planning, but I have to admit I think about it all the time.
I'd say that was actively suicidal. (Puts money in a new pool.)
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: BadCat on October 26, 2013, 08:08:05 AM
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The degrees to look for (in the USA anyway) are MA, MSW, MS, Ph.D. and Ed.d.

Hey, I have one of those degrees....and my advice to loconuts is that the fat waste of skin should off itself immediately.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 26, 2013, 11:02:55 AM
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 26, 2013, 01:46:46 AM
He needs to make sure that if he decides to commit suicide, he's at least logged on at the DUmp. 
Whoever finds him needs to be able to give the DUmp an update under his name.

Exactly. While I enjoy DUmmy LocoNuts's pathetic whining threads, even lunatics can exercise free will. In fact, that's how we identify them as lunatics.

If he decides to end it all, so be it. My only regret is that Skimmer's useless flunky Elad still has not given us the Dead DUmmy forum where his passing can be celebrated.

But let's hope that LocoNuts, among his final acts on this earth, logs in to the DUmp and posts a play-by-play account of his demise right up to the last second.

Let him not be an ungrateful moonbat like, for example, DUmmy Deadstone.

After years of a symbiotic relationship with us, Deadstone ridded the earth of his hateful, arrogant presence with no advance warning and no real-time communication.

That's a good example of how inconsiderate moonbats can be.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Big Dog on October 26, 2013, 11:10:21 AM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 26, 2013, 01:20:42 AM
DUmmy stevenumbers is showing compassion on the slim chance that LocoNuts is female.

LocoPuffs has a hole and a heartbeat, and is submissive. That's good enough for stevenumbers.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: JakeStyle on October 26, 2013, 11:16:01 AM
I'm glad he's back too, it's difficult to aggressively track a DUmmy when they don't post.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: USA4ME on October 26, 2013, 11:18:26 AM
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Locut0s

Have had some issues with binge drinking as well. All I do is sleep and eat, have my night and day reversed. I'm living like a mole.

That alone does not distinguish you from any of the other primitives.

.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Freeper on October 26, 2013, 11:30:54 AM
Quote from: franksolich on October 26, 2013, 05:09:54 AM
If you felt that way, yes, you are getting soft.

Stop it; spend your softness on worthy causes, not on primitives.

Read it again, worries was not a typo on my part.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Big Dog on October 26, 2013, 11:32:32 AM
Quote from: USA4ME on October 26, 2013, 11:18:26 AM
That alone does not distinguish you from any of the other primitives.

LocoPuffs has done it now...

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Have had some issues with binge drinking as well. All I do is sleep and eat, have my night and day reversed. I'm living like a mole.

He blew the DUmbshit dog whistle.

They'll turn on him like hyenas. Mark my words.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Karin on October 26, 2013, 11:36:31 AM
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I have been worries about him too.

Is this some kind of LOLcat speak?   :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Freeper on October 26, 2013, 11:40:03 AM
Quote from: Karin on October 26, 2013, 11:36:31 AM
Is this some kind of LOLcat speak?   :-)

When in Rome.... 

The DUmmy said people have been worries about him, I was mocking him.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: BattleHymn on October 26, 2013, 12:00:28 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 26, 2013, 11:02:55 AM
But let's hope that LocoNuts, among his final acts on this earth, logs in to the DUmp and posts a play-by-play account of his demise right up to the last second.

LocoNuts needs take some things into consideration before doing this.  Since he's a primitive and too stupid to think, I've graciously set aside some time, and thought them over for him:

-He hasn't made anything of the life that was given to him.

-He now has the opportunity to finally make something of himself, at least posthomously.

-LocoNuts needs to ask himself if the names Christine Chubbuck and Budd Dwyer would still be with us today, gracing their own little niche of the interwebnets, if they hadn't selflessly taken a moment to consider the exhibitionist potential of what they ended up doing to themselves. 
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Bad Dog on October 26, 2013, 12:07:14 PM
He really needs to think of his parents.  All those psychiatrist (and cheeto) bills must be devastating their retirement savings.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Big Dog on October 26, 2013, 01:42:42 PM
Quote from: Bad Dog on October 26, 2013, 12:07:14 PM
He really needs to think of his parents.  All those psychiatrist (and cheeto) bills must be devastating their retirement savings.

I blame Frito-Lay for the increase of DUmmy mental health 'episodes'.

They introduced New Cheetos, with "half the lithium of our Original Recipe, but all the finger-sucking flavor".

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/CheetoGraph_zps1e8d501e.jpg)


Sorry, DUmmies. It's settled science. The graph says so.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Freeper on October 26, 2013, 01:44:59 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on October 26, 2013, 01:42:42 PM
I blame Frito-Lay for the increase of DUmmy mental health 'episodes'.

They introduced New Cheetos, with "half the lithium of our Original Recipe, but all the finger-sucking flavor".

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/CheetoGraph_zps1e8d501e.jpg)


Sorry, DUmmies. It's settled science. The graph says so.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 26, 2013, 01:46:40 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on October 26, 2013, 01:42:42 PM
I blame Frito-Lay for the increase of DUmmy mental health 'episodes'.

They introduced New Cheetos, with "half the lithium of our Original Recipe, but all the finger-sucking flavor".

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/CheetoGraph_zps1e8d501e.jpg)


Sorry, DUmmies. It's settled science. The graph says so.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Great big H5!!!
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 26, 2013, 05:59:03 PM
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Fri Oct 25, 2013, 11:18 PM
Locut0s (4,202 posts)

I'm still alive. Sorry for worrying people.
I haven't been posting recently but someone brought to my attention via PM that people have been worries about me:
 
Thank you guys for the concern, it's nice to know that people are thinking about me.
 
To be honest I haven't been posting because there hasn't been anything good to post about. I'm trying to stick to the old "if you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything", for fear of alienating everyone with one whiny post after another.
 
I've been in a pretty dark place this past month or so. I'm not actively suicidal, not planning, but I have to admit I think about it all the time. Have had some issues with binge drinking as well. All I do is sleep and eat, have my night and day reversed. I'm living like a mole. At any rate I'm seeing a new psychiatrist on the 4th and will see where that goes. Sorry to worry everyone.

Now we see the dummy's problem. He is addicted to booze. Typical of all dummies. The drug may change, but they are all on meds... legit or street.

Here is some advice you booze addled dummy. You don't need a shrink. You need to go to AA.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 26, 2013, 09:25:34 PM
The best advice I can offer to Locut0s is to stop the drinking and to take advantage of your nocturnal state by getting a night job and getting a gym membership at a 24 hour gym.  I can sympathize about having your days and nights backwards, but then I work 3-4 12 hour shifts a week on nights.  When I only have 1 or 2 days off between shifts, it doesn't seem worth it to switch back. 
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In - Crazier Than Ever
Post by: Freeper on October 26, 2013, 09:28:53 PM
Quote from: Celtic Rose on October 26, 2013, 09:25:34 PM
The best advice I can offer to Locut0s is to stop the drinking and to take advantage of your nocturnal state by getting a night job and getting a gym membership at a 24 hour gym.  I can sympathize about having your days and nights backwards, but then I work 3-4 12 hour shifts a week on nights.  When I only have 1 or 2 days off between shifts, it doesn't seem worth it to switch back.

Requires too much maturity, there is no way this brain dead fool will ever grow up and act like a decent human being.