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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: bijou on January 17, 2008, 04:12:01 PM
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ALiberalSailor (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-16-08 04:57 PM
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Has anyone ever done an INTERNAL CLEANSING PROGRAM?
If you have, what program did you do? What were the results? Any recommendations? I'm interested in trying one, so please share your experiences.
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-16-08 05:04 PM
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1. My dear ALiberalSailor...
These are not a good idea...
You are not carrying around tons of toxins that need to be purged.
Reputable doctors (like the ones at Berkeley Wellness Newsletter) completely condemn their use...
Just my two cents...
RadiationTherapy (278 posts) Thu Jan-17-08 10:45 AM
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13. Another vote for the Master Cleanse.
I did lemon, maple syrup and cayenne. The lemon covers electrolytes, the maple syrup provides some carbs and minerals and the cayenne is for cleaning out mucous, etc.
I did it for 6 days. I used senna herb tea for a "laxative". It was quite an experience. I felt like I was on a mild hallucinogen from day 2 onwards except my personality was much quieter and observing. I didn't feel the need to participate in every moment I passed through.
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7359486#7359515)
More than you ever wanted to know about DUmmies' bowels.
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Must. Refrain. From. Making. Jokes. About. CAPeggy.
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More than you ever wanted to know about DUmmies' bowels.
When ever I hear the word "bowels" I think of my grandma. As a kid, I could even have a friend with me and she would ask me if I had moved my bowels yet today. :mental:
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^I think they have a grandma school somewhere that teaches them because I heard that too. Or she would shorten it to "BM". What is the obsession with grandmas and poop?
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RadiationTherapy (278 posts) Thu Jan-17-08 10:45 AM
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13. Another vote for the Master Cleanse.
I did lemon, maple syrup and cayenne. The lemon covers electrolytes, the maple syrup provides some carbs and minerals and the cayenne is for cleaning out mucous, etc.
I did it for 6 days. I used senna herb tea for a "laxative". It was quite an experience. I felt like I was on a mild hallucinogen from day 2 onwards except my personality was much quieter and observing. I didn't feel the need to participate in every moment I passed through.
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7359486#7359515)
More than you ever wanted to know about DUmmies' bowels.
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I think this dummie lost some of his brains in the process.
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RadiationTherapy (278 posts) Thu Jan-17-08 10:45 AM
Response to Reply #8
13. Another vote for the Master Cleanse.
I did lemon, maple syrup and cayenne. The lemon covers electrolytes, the maple syrup provides some carbs and minerals and the cayenne is for cleaning out mucous, etc.
I did it for 6 days. I used senna herb tea for a "laxative". It was quite an experience. I felt like I was on a mild hallucinogen from day 2 onwards except my personality was much quieter and observing. I didn't feel the need to participate in every moment I passed through.
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7359486#7359515)
More than you ever wanted to know about DUmmies' bowels.
I think this dummie lost some of his brains in the process.
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You've heard the expressions sh*t for brains? :-)
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^I think they have a grandma school somewhere that teaches them because I heard that too. Or she would shorten it to "BM". What is the obsession with grandmas and poop?
Once when she came down for a visit I had to take her to the store to get a few things. Little did I know what she really wanted to get. Instead of me looking around the aisles for what she needed, she asked this cute stocker boy where the "Fleet Enema's" were. I wanted to DIE.
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^OMG! That's not an item I ask the store employees for! I'll waste 15 minutes looking on my own.
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ALiberalSailor (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-16-08 04:57 PM
Original message
Has anyone ever done an INTERNAL CLEANSING PROGRAM?
If you have, what program did you do? What were the results? Any recommendations? I'm interested in trying one, so please share your experiences.
wait for it....
almost.....
ready?
"All your Bowell movements are belong to us!" :o :o :o
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^OMG! That's not an item I ask the store employees for! I'll waste 15 minutes looking on my own.
I have never had to buy one for myself...I take it you have?!? :tongue:
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Roasted Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrats?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
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^OMG! That's not an item I ask the store employees for! I'll waste 15 minutes looking on my own.
I have never had to buy one for myself...I take it you have?!? :tongue:
No comment. :uhsure: :-)
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^I think they have a grandma school somewhere that teaches them because I heard that too. Or she would shorten it to "BM". What is the obsession with grandmas and poop?
Once when she came down for a visit I had to take her to the store to get a few things. Little did I know what she really wanted to get. Instead of me looking around the aisles for what she needed, she asked this cute stocker boy where the "Fleet Enema's" were. I wanted to DIE.
Ha ha ha... ah, that's terrible. Almost as bad as going to an obese relative's home and seeing a Toilet Wand (tm) in her bathroom.
There was a nice pharmacy in my neighborhood in Nawth Carolinuh that stocked items for invalids... special toilet seats, walkers, enema and colostomy bags....
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Do butt plugs come in a pyramid shape? If they do, DUmmies could kill two turds with one stoned experience.
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ALiberalSailor (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-16-08 04:57 PM
Original message
Has anyone ever done an INTERNAL CLEANSING PROGRAM?
If you have, what program did you do? What were the results? Any recommendations? I'm interested in trying one, so please share your experiences.
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-16-08 05:04 PM
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1. My dear ALiberalSailor...
That is not a good idea...
Use of that procedure could empty DemocraticUnderground of virtually all of us!
Fixxored that for ya, California Peggy.
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A bunch of assholes talking about their colons... Oh the irony! :lmao:
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[youtube=425,350]d9wl3l5_LI0[/youtube]
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I'll bet alot of those DUmmies don't care about colon cleansing, they just want a tube shoved up their ass! :-)
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I'll bet alot of those DUmmies don't care about colon cleansing, they just want a tube shoved up their ass! :-)
(http://i11.tinypic.com/82sw7ye.jpg)
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I'll bet alot of those DUmmies don't care about colon cleansing, they just want a tube shoved up their ass! :-)
(http://i11.tinypic.com/82sw7ye.jpg)
That pic is downright disturbing.
I worry about you, LU.
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Why don't the DUers just fast?
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That pic is downright disturbing.
I worry about you, LU.
You should have seen it before I cropped it.
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Why don't the DUers just fast?
They are too slow to fast.
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Why don't the DUers just fast?
They are too slow to fast.
That explains alot :hyper:
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A DUmmies overnight bag:
(http://i8.tinypic.com/7wie4xv.jpg)