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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on October 25, 2013, 11:08:46 AM
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Link Speed (563 posts)
7. "Carolyn, Carolyn!!!!"
I was at my Aunt Willie's house in Alamo Heights, San Antonio, early 60's.
My parents were in divorce proceedings and I wanted my Mother to marry either Mickey Mantle or Harry Belafonte (her first husband was J P Richardson ).
Carolyn and I were in the parlor and she was teaching me 'The Water is Wide' when this old beater Chevy pulled up in front of the house.
Out stepped Harry and Joan Baez and they started walking up the walk.
Aunt Willie screeched (infer true Texas redneck)...
"Carolyn, Carolyn, there is a ****** and a Mexican coming up our walk. Get rid of them before the neighbors see them."
We all set in on the swings on the veranda and played until it was past night.
We still do it, every little once in a while.
From a thread about Joan Baez. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1017&pid=145217)
My God, Tom, what is so horrible about your actual life that you have to keep making up new ones?
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My God, Tom, what is so horrible about your actual life that you have to keep making up new ones?
He's a useless drunk.
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Also, while he was in a nonexistent SEAL team in Vietnam, we took some time off to tour the US on motorcycle:
Link Speed (563 posts)
26. I did a motorcycle tour of the lower 48 in 1968
'47 Knucklehead which broke down in every state at least once.
I think I have been in every state except SD.
I use a cobra snake for a necktie... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3698773)
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My parents were in divorce proceedings and I wanted my Mother to marry either Mickey Mantle or Harry Belafonte (her first husband was J P Richardson ).
And I was once married to...Morgan Fairchild.
(http://www.theweeklings.com/wp-content/uploads/John-LovitzLiar.jpg)
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I wanted my Mother to marry either Mickey Mantle or Harry Belafonte (her first husband was J P Richardson ).
J. P. Richardson was better known as The Big Bopper, killed in a plane crash with Richie Valens and Buddy Holly.
So far, TiT has not claimed he was wellstoned.
TiT's rural Texas childhood was littered with the rich and famous.
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I thought he was in 'Nam in 1968.
What a clown.
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I thought he was in 'Nam in 1968.
What a clown.
Link speed is only 60 so he had to adjust the dates a little bit, now he claims that he was there in '70 & '71.
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But is it in time to make a DOTY run?
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I thought he was in 'Nam in 1968.
What a clown.
He can't even keep his lies straight.
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Link speed is only 60 so he had to adjust the dates a little bit, now he claims that he was there in '70 & '71.
Seems to me he also claimed to be sixty several years ago, back in his award-wining prime.
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I thought he was in 'Nam in 1968.
What a clown.
He was in 'Nam in 1968 but he went in 1974. That's the beauty of being part of a time traveling Seal team.
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Seems to me he also claimed to be sixty several years ago, back in his award-wining prime.
That was a different fantasy character.
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Link speed is only 60 so he had to adjust the dates a little bit, now he claims that he was there in '70 & '71.
So he was the second-most-decorated enlisted man in the history of the U.S. Navy at age 17-18.
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So he was the second-most-decorated enlisted man in the history of the U.S. Navy at age 17-18.
Right before he was promoted to Admiral, I believe, yes.
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And being a Marine/SEAL? That probably took some doing, I bet.
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And being a Marine/SEAL? That probably took some doing, I bet.
No problem.......when you buy what you need by shopping at a military surplus store and your local pawn shop.
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Right before he was promoted to Admiral, I believe, yes.
Was that before or after he pulled a shotgun on the SecDef?
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A question.
In a battle between Tom (and all he claims to be) and nadin (and all she claims to be) who would win?
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A question.
In a battle between Tom (and all he claims to be) and nadin (and all she claims to be) who would win?
We would. :-)
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In a way it is very sad to watch a person (even a shitbag poser) slowly losing their mental faculties. Tit is a shadow of his former self with not even a remote chance for the DOTY. Pitiful.
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My God, Tom, what is so horrible about your actual life that you have to keep making up new ones?
That list would be longer than gnads' resume.
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A question.
In a battle between Tom (and all he claims to be) and nadin (and all she claims to be) who would win?
nadin would outsmart him.
Then he'd seduce her and kill her.
It would be a hell of a thread.
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I tell you, TiT exploits in Vietnam were seared, seared into my memory. Wasn't this the same TiT who said he was a marine Sniper at the height of the Tet offensive?
maybe we should have him write an autobiography "TiT in Tet, a searing experience!" the forward could be written by John F Kerry.