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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on October 25, 2013, 05:46:22 AM
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Thanks goes out to JakeStyle for bringing this to my attention in his TominTib Starts a Kerfunkle (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,91880.0.html) thread.
Is Link Speed the new handle of DU greatest teller of tall tales? You decide.
Link Speed drives a Tesla.
Response to cherokeeprogressive (Original post)Wed Jul 24, 2013, 08:30 PM
Link Speed (563 posts)
2. I have two friends who own Roadsters
They are a blast to drive. One of my friends and I often swap cars, my Benz/his Tesla.
This morning, I saw my first "S" up close and personal. A thing of beauty.
Tesla even makes custom-fit beverage cups for the console holders.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023333839#post2 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023333839#post2)
TiT drives a Tesla.
TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-12-08 05:41 PM
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Oh! Hell, yeah!! I just drove a Tesla.
I was walking over to the Post Office to check on something for DUer Raven...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
when I spotted this cool, cool car in the parking lot behind our Gallery. I couldn't figure out what it was, so I walked over to get a better look and saw that it was a Tesla. Except for photographs, I had never seen one before.
Check it out...
http://www.teslamotors.com /
I felt like a rube, standing there, looking in the windows and all around, over, and under this radical little auto.
Went over to the PO and, naturally, they were closed.
Walking back to the Gallery, I stopped and looked at it just one more time.
And this woman walked out, opened the door, and started to remove these canvas roof panels.
So I just had to ask some questions.
Long story short, I just got back to the Gallery and I am so amped that I can barely type.
I have driven some incredible cars in my time, but nothing remotely approaching this thing.
Felt just like cutting through the air. Except for the speedo and things flying past, there is no sensation of speed. The damned thing sticks to the road like a Formula car.
I am sweating, I am so amped.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3608288 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3608288)
Link Speed is a descendant of the first anglos in Texas
Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)Mon Aug 12, 2013, 05:33 PM
Link Speed (563 posts)
1. Thanks for posting this
As a descendant of the first Anglos to arrive in Tejas, I have always known that Texas' history is every bit as fascinating and intertwined as any other State in the Union. It's a shame that more folks are not aware of that fact.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/107811138#post1 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/107811138#post1)
TiT is a descendant of the first anglos in Texas
TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:20 PM
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In a nutshell..
My family is the oldest anglo family of record (1630)in what is now Texas.
We are heavy into oil & gas and KBR.
Ms. Mosbacher has, apparently, a quite checkered past (rumored to have been a Society Hooker)and when she has had enough to drink she is a major handful.
I was once at a Nomad's Dinner at the Petroleum Club in Houston and stood about three feet from Georgette, Lynn (Ms Oscar) Wyatt and Arianna (Ms Steve) Huffington while all three were screaming at one another. Then, at precisely the same instant, they each threw their drinks on the others.
Their husbands were nowhere to be seen.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1411614 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1411614)
Below are some more TiTistic type posts from Link Speed.
Mon Jul 1, 2013, 09:19 PM
Link Speed (563 posts)
I am loving seeing those pics of Lloyd Maines playing with Natalie on the Capitol steps.
Last edited Mon Jul 1, 2013, 09:36 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
Having known (and played with) Lloyd for years, they should've handed him the mic.
He would have lit that crowd on fire.
Natalie is a direct line from Dear Old Dad.
BTW, Lloyd made the Dixie Chicks.
Response to malaise (Reply #4)Mon Jul 1, 2013, 09:40 PM
Link Speed (563 posts)
5. Llyoyd MADE the Chicks
He pulled out all the stops, financed them and ran the show.
Lloyd also engineered all of their records, no matter what ****ing Sony says.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023144938 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023144938)
Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)Mon Jul 1, 2013, 10:12 PM
Link Speed (563 posts)
4. Unfortunately, I believe that we are too far gone.
I am sixty years old and have lived my whole life off of (not 'under') the radar. I have taken some heat for that, but now am glad that I am where I am.
These days, I simply sit and watch it all go by.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3145358 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3145358)
Response to Divine Discontent (Original post)Fri Aug 16, 2013, 08:23 PM
Link Speed (563 posts)
1. A few of us were having this discussion this past weekend
We are a group of local Vietnam vets - old guys, 60+ years of age. Having shunned VA Dental (for damned good reasons) all those decades ago, we were collectively surprised to realize that dental is our biggest single health fear/issue.
Recently, my dentist told me he could solve all of my dental issues for $70K.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3474050 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3474050)
Response to kestrel91316 (Reply #2)Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:37 PM
Link Speed (563 posts)
6. Yeah, and Sherman was a saint.
War is Hell, it's just that simple.
I also recall some occupying force (US Cavalry) and the attempt to exterminate a Native population.
I was part of an invading force that wiped out a generation of males in some forgotten, podunk SE Asian backwater.
It's all a matter of perspective.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023297270#post6 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023297270#post6)
Too bad he's popped up too late to challenge nads for DOTY honors.
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Link Speed is definitely Tom, he has just been keeping a very low profile with no OPs.
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I'm so glad he's back. He's such an inspiration to us "real" Viet Nam vets. His little electric car is such a joke, my (imaginary) Bugatti Veyron is where it is really at.
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And the admitted Jew hater is already in trouble.
FreakinDJ
Can't beleive a DUer just said he would have shot this kid
I mean really look at this poor kid's picture
(pic of some kid)
Now compare his height to the 30" desk behind him - what is he 4'8" maybe ?
Now how can any cop mistake him for a "Perp" and shoot him.
Then when the kid is down on the ground walk over and shoot him again - repeatedly 6 times
Ethan Oliver says he lives across the street and came outside after he heard two gun shots.
He says by that time Lopez was already on the ground.
"Then the cops went at it again and unloaded like 6 to 7 shots,†said Oliver.
When asked if he meant that the deputy shot Lopez while he was on the ground, Oliver said, "Yeah. Exactly what I saw."
Authorities haven't responded to that statement.
http://m.ktvu.com/news/news/national/dozens-march-remember-boy-killed-deputies/nbXW9/
Then this guy comes here and says
but that kid was a fool (and his parents are idiots, if they knew he was parading around the 'hood with that "gun"). We can only hope that lessons are learned from this.
If I had seen him on my property (I am minutes away from SR), I would have shot him on the spot.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3916631
I don't care what kind of sick **** you are - nobody has the right to shoot kids
I don't give a **** how many guns you have or how much you hate Mexicans - no one - not no body has the right to shoot kids
btw: **** YOU
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3916741
Link Speed
6. I live with an Hispanic woman
And I would not hesitate shooting anyone who I thought was a threat. I know that neighborhood and while it is not Oakland or East LA, it can get a bit tough. There are gangs and grows all over the place.
You took my reply completely out of context.
Have you ever been shot at?
I sincerely doubt it.
I have.
He who hesitates is dead.
By the way, **** YOU does not play well on DU. I am not going to alert on this, as I figure you are a 20-something with not much of a grip on the Real World.
What would you have done in that situation, HotRod?
Probably shit your pants, that's what.
Those cops were watching some punk with (what they thought was) a serious firearm.
What would you have done?
Really, what would you have done at the moment?
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:20 PM
Original message
In a nutshell..
My family is the oldest anglo family of record (1630)in what is now Texas.
Now I would never call TiT a liar because all of his stories make so much sense but Jamestown was started in 1607. That's mighty fast to get over to Texas.
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So, HollisinSonoma is now Link Speed.
Hey, Tom, you'd have been harder to spot if you didn't keep LYING.
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Response to Divine Discontent (Original post)
Fri Aug 16, 2013, 08:23 PM
Link Speed (563 posts)
1. A few of us were having this discussion this past weekend
We are a group of local Vietnam vets - old guys, 60+ years of age. Having shunned VA Dental (for damned good reasons) all those decades ago, we were collectively surprised to realize that dental is our biggest single health fear/issue.
Recently, my dentist told me he could solve all of my dental issues for $70K.
Now wait a minute. TiT is fabulously wealthy. His friends drive exotic $300K automobiles. He lives in the wine country and owns a vineyard and winery. He owns numerous condos on the ski slopes at Aspen.
But he and his friends have never gone to the dentist? It's either VA dental or nothing?
That sounds like the plight of a hopeless quart-a-night alcoholic trinket shop clerk, not a multi-millionaire wine baron.
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Now wait a minute. TiT is fabulously wealthy. His friends drive exotic $300K automobiles. He lives in the wine country and owns a vineyard and winery. He owns numerous condos on the ski slopes at Aspen.
But he and his friends have never gone to the dentist? It's either VA dental or nothing?
That sounds like the plight of a hopeless quart-a-night alcoholic trinket shop clerk, not a multi-millionaire wine baron.
Gee, that DOES sound a little odd...
Link Speed (563 posts)
1. That's hilarious. I was almost arrested in my own front yard.
I live on a street of $1M+ houses and my 'crime' was being a long-haired, bearded guy in ragged clothes, holding a bottle of beer.
"Put down the beer and don't move!"
"Huh?"
"What are you doing on this side of town?"
"Huh?"
"Just answer my question, asshole!"
"Uh, maybe because I live here?"
"Don't bullshit me, asshole, let's see some I.D."
"It's on my dresser."
And on it went. Pat-down, sobriety test (it was my first beer of the day), call for back-up, etc.
In my own front yard.
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The arrested in his front yard story is a cut & paste of one he posted under another name, isn't it?
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The arrested in his front yard story is a cut & paste of one he posted under another name, isn't it?
Hollis was TiT first, then something else for a few posts until they realized it was him (too soon, jew-hater), and then he slinked back in as DollarBillHines. I suspect he was spooked by the fact that we found his real first name, and he bugged out for a while, and now he's back as Link Speed. At least his lies are consistent, so far.
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I'm going to just come out and say it.
TiT is my favorite DUmmie of all time. There has never been a more entertaining liar, for my money, in the history of DU.
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I love threads like this. Busted! :rofl:
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Hollis is a great DUmmy.
Aside from his enormous entertainment value, it's refreshing to read someone who writes so clearly.
His distinctive command of the language is startling, considering that he never attended school for even a single day.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 11:18 AM
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108. Well put, Brother.
Edited on Fri Aug-31-07 11:55 AM by TomInTib
SEAL Team 3, here. Extraction Team attached to 3,3 Marine, Quang Tri, '69-'72.
Yeah, I know more than I want to know about shitting one's pants.
Lest any of you DUmbass lurkers think we're exaggerating, here's where Hollis Thomas Wright claims that he was a SEAL on a team that didn't yet exist, and was at his oldest 17 years old when he was on said SEAL team. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3919813)
If you assfaces want to know why we verify information about you, this might be the canonical reason. You LIE.
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Unless, of course, by SEAL team he means Smoking, Eating, Alcoholism, and Lying.
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How long did good old "dollar bill", last? A month or two?
Seems Hollis never learns.
Little stinker must have a drawer full of socks.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-19-06 03:10 AM
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5. Today, anything can "happen"
I am on the "watch list"
I miss every initial air-flight because the idiots at TSA screw with me, incessantly.
And I am the 2nd-most-decorated enlisted man in the history of the US Navy.
http://www.democraticunde...l&address=364x2429899
This freaking guy :rofl:! I wish I could find the one where he claims to have stuck his Ithaca 12 gauge in the SecDefs sternum, that was a hoot..
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This freaking guy :rofl:! I wish I could find the one where he claims to have stuck his Ithaca 12 gauge in the SecDefs sternum, that was a hoot..
Ask and ye shall receive.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x232535
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Thanks! I had forgotten about the magic marker incident. :lmao:
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Ask and ye shall receive.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x232535
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore
Sat Feb-17-07 04:27 AM
Response to Reply #66
71. You never saw my post about me and Warner?
Unlike the rest of the chickenshits here, I have actually taken up arms and killed a lot of people in "defense" of our country.
A lot of people (mostly Vietnamese and Laotians).
But I once had the pleasure of pointing an Ithaca 12guage pump at Mr Warner's sternum.
And I got away with it.
For he was just SecNav and I was me.
Do not deride that which you are not familiar.
Because it ain't funny.
Ya know?
Good times. Good times.
Remember the time he claimed to write a song, and was called out on it?
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SUCH good times...
TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 07:17 PM
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I just refused a sale to a couple of 'pukes.
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This couple was strolling around the Gallery, picking up things and talking about them.
The woman actually held a blown-glass conch shell to her ear and commented to her husband that it "must not be real, because I can't hear the ocean". That's when I decided that they were idiots and not worth any expenditure of energy on my part.
They finally walked up with a shallow Moroccan bowl, a beautiful piece.
When the woman reached into her purse to retrieve a credit card, I noticed a "Sarah in '08" pin affixed to her purse. So I asked her where she got it and she said she made it on her computer (I was, until today, unaware that one could do that).
So I said, "That's a joke, right?".
And she replied that Sarah Palin is America's only hope for salvation.
I pointed to the doors and said, "The sidewalk is right out there. Enjoy your stay in Tiburon".
The husband said they would just like to take the bowl, please.
I told him that the bowl could surely find a better home, and was - for the time being - not for sale.
He asked me if I was really going to turn down a $1,200 sale because of a difference in political ideology.
I did.
You have to love the work ethic of a self-described rich man who still sells Snowbunnies to stay close to the common folk. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3944814&mesg_id=3944814)
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Link Speed (564 posts)
27. My newest vehicle is 24 years old
and there is no new car that I would rather have than that one.
That car, new, would cost $145,000 dollars in today's money. I definitely could not afford it, today.
The rest of my vehicles are 1966 and older.
Should be pretty easy to demonstrate that this is a lie, too. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3087119)
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Remember the time he claimed to write a song, and was called out on it?
BlueRubyMusic (1 posts) Sun May-04-08 01:39 PM
Response to Reply #1
20. This is an Eric Taylor song, Tom
Hi Tom,
My name is Susan, I manage Eric Taylor and Blue Ruby Music & Records.
The song you're calling "Whose God" and claiming to have written is, in actual fact, a song written by my artist Eric Taylor. The real title is "Your God" and is on his Scuffletown CD, released in 2001. We own the copyright and all publishing rights to "Your God" and Scuffletown.
You must own the Scuffletown CD, since we have the lyrics printed in the CD booklet. For those of you on this forum who'd like to hear a 1-minute MP3 of the song, please go to our Blue Ruby Music web site - www.bluerubymusic.com - and go to the "Listen" page. "Your God" is track #8 on the Scuffletown CD.
Tom, I realize that "Your God" is a great song. For legal, ethical, moral, business and personal reasons, I urge you to cease from plagiarizing and attempting to take credit for Eric Taylor's copywritten and legally protected work.
Sincerely,
Susan
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Sounds like he bought a used Mercedes at a tote-the-note lot. :rofl:
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How long did good old "dollar bill", last? A month or two?
Seems Hollis never learns.
Little stinker must have a drawer full of socks.
The best I can tell DollarBill disappeared around April of this year. Does anyone know if he got tombstoned. The new TiT character looks to have showed up in June or July. Maybe some moley someone will tell us.
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Hi-5!
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Should be pretty easy to demonstrate that this is a lie, too. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3087119)
Since he was just bragging on another thread about having a Tesla suckermobile, easy indeed.
My guess is the booze has burned out enough circuits so he is getting his stories jumbled and can't keep track of his lies.
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Since he was just bragging on another thread about having a Tesla suckermobile, easy indeed.
My guess is the booze has burned out enough circuits so he is getting his stories jumbled and can't keep track of his lies.
It looks like he's claiming to have access to a CL65, but it belongs to his (mythical) woman, as do the myriad businesses he claims to own. I got bored before I could verify his Tesla...he says that friends have them. He also lays claim to a 1990 Mercedes sedan, which I believe brings his car inventory to used-car lot proportions. Where he kept them when living in cramped-ass Bel-Tib, I have no idea...maybe in the same warehouse where he stores
his military decorations. Since he's just a liar and a buffoon, he isn't worth the level of skiptracing I could apply.
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He had a Porsche Carrera GT back when he was TiT. I think the Mercedes 450SEL was part of his Dollarbillhines story and he carried it over to his Link Speed character. I would bet money that he doesn't remember 90% of the shit that he's posted at the DUmp.
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More about cars from when he was TiT
TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 06:01 PM
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I just had the automotive ride of my life
I have both owned and driven some of the finest cars ever made. I have also spent a lot of time with some very quirky autos.
From Model T to Formula cars. Rolls, XKE, Porsche (including Carrera GT). Bugatti, Corvair, Muscle cars, Ferrari, you get the idea.
But a friend and I spent this afternoon in a 1908 Stanley Steamer Semi-Racer Model K. Drove all over Tiburon and Belvedere. Took it to Mill Valley.
A car that runs on steam with a very efficient heat delivery system for the generation of that steam.
I am absolutely lost in the vapor.
The Model K was a speedy production model for two people and came with a rumble seat. It was intended for the fastest kind of road work while being entirely practical for every day use. The Model K used the same engine as the "Wogglebug" Special Racer that reached 127.66 mph at Ormond Beach, Florida in 1906.
Specifications: Model K; engine two-cylinder steam; bore 4-1/2 in., stroke 6-1/2 in., 26 in. boiler, 30 hp. Price new $1,800.
TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 06:30 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. I will never forget it
No windscreen and we had it up to probably 70mph at times. And you are indeed correct about the terror aspect. I have driven a car in excess of 200mph (McClaren F1 and a Top Fuel dragster) and felt more comfortable at that then I did today. An hour later and I am so adrenalized that I can barely type this.
The operating procedure alone is something to behold. Transferring water from tank to boiler, adjusting the burner levels and leaving behind a cloud of rapidly evaporating steam.
TiT Car Tales (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=115x66756)
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McClaren F1 and a Top Fuel dragster
:rotf: He's obviously friends with Jay Leno.
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Still more TiT car tales
TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-22-07 09:58 PM
Response to Reply #5
10. I'm really interested in the Tesla.
But the Lambo blew the launch.
I had a LP640 (Murcielago) which would punch thru 60 in 3.3 or.4.
Traded it for a Carrera GT (which I am extremely proud of)
TiT Car Tales Too (http://election.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x730367)
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TiT is drawn to DU like a fly to a turd.
And frankly, there ain't much difference between the two.
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From when he was Sonoman
Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 05:45 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. Yeah, I have.
I am a really good driver, but the F50 simply wears me out.
And I am with you on the Maranello. What a sweet car.
Due to falling (temporarily, thank heavens) on hard times, I had to sell my Carrera GT last year. Now that car was a manageable fire-breather. I really miss that sound.
But I kept a perfectly restored '90 560 SEL that will still make 145mph with one hand on the wheel.
Now let's talk about my '66 Vespa with an all-steel Indian sidecar. I wish I knew how to post pics, for this is one of the coolest Vespas on the planet. It is also one of the most treacherous vehicles I have ever driven.
TiT Car Tales Three (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1143357)
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It's him. How long before Der Skimmer Furher finds out?
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It's him. How long before Der Skimmer Furher finds out?
I get the impression that skinner doesn't really care much, as long as he is getting traffic it's all good.
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McClaren F1 and a Top Fuel dragster
:lol:
:rotf: Yeah, right! :rotf:
I follow F1 and Top Fuel/Funny Car racing quite closely. Here's a few thing for lurking DUmbasses to ponder:
1. The only place F1 cars got up to over 320kph (200 mph) was at the end of the LONG straightaway at Nürburgring. (This was before FIA dropped the engine displacement from 3.0L to 2.4L)
2. TF/FC hit 300+ in 1,000 feet and around 4 seconds.
3. The operating cost and cost of fuel and equipment of both F1 and TF/FC makes "joyrides" unheard of.
4. There has NEVER been a driver with his name, in either sport.
5. American F1 drivers are as rare as hen's teeth.
There's enough bullshit in that one statement to fertilize the Great Plains!!!! :rotf:
I do have some questions for the Dump's premier driver.
Was that a McClaren Honda, or a McClaren Mercedes?
Were you teammates with Ayrton Senna, or John Force? :rotf:
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Wonder if someone could introduce TIT to Don Shipley? :popcorn:
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If I read the OP correctly, the McClaren F1 he is referring to was the road going car, and not an actual formula car. It doesn't make his story any less stupid and more believable, though.
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If I read the OP correctly, the McClaren F1 he is referring to was the road going car, and not an actual formula car. It doesn't make his story any less stupid and more believable, though.
This is the TIT we are discussing right?
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This is the TIT we are discussing right?
Yeah. Maybe I should have reworded that last sentence.
I meant to say that either car doesn't make his story any more believable than it already is, which is not at all.
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Yeah. Maybe I should have reworded that last sentence.
I meant to say that either car doesn't make his story any more believable than it already is, which is not at all.
Well in the sense -2000 is more than -2001 I can see it.
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At least he knows we know he's a pathological, utter, complete, unreconstructed liar.
Do you guys know how many guys there are in California who are exactly like Hollis? 50ish or 60ish, campshirt and loose pants, gray beard, wine-swilling, fedora, guitar-strumming,
good-timing, story-spouting, bullshitting never was and never will be? Literally TENS OF THOUSANDS. You can't go anywhere wine is served without running into at least a couple
of those assholes, who don't have a pot to piss in but have infinite excuses for themselves and tons of braggadocio to divert from the fact that they have and are NOTHING. They
usually find some middle-aged woman of foreign extraction to latch onto, who's been rode hard and put up wet by a richer man who's moved on. Notice how Hollis always mentions
these exotic women he has, yet he never mentions his wife (or ex-wife, I suppose) or his SONS, of which he has two (other than to lie about them being baseball players or bongo-pounders
with Santana). No, Hollis, your sons are probably training to be just like you. I have no doubt they'll succeed.
Hollis, I have your ****ing sorry ass dead to rights. You hang around areas where there is wealth, and you concoct friendships and connections that make it yours...except it isn't.
You sit around bars all day, bullshitting with the other Hollises who are scrubs just like yourself, and you try to put the hurt on any woman over the age of 40 who might happen along
your sorry-assed path. You claim you live under an assumed name, when in fact you've assumed...wait for it...your MIDDLE name. You claim to have all these businesses and cars and
shit under your woman's name, but you seem to change women about as often as you change your sweaty, stinking, ketchup-stained guayabera. This is to say that they change MEN,
and you're left to consider the empty, smoking carcass you call a life. So what do you do? You wrangle a free glass of wine from some NoCal schmuck and watch the vehicles of
productive people go by. What's that, a Tesla? No, Hollis, now that's YOUR Tesla, as is the 40ish woman behind the wheel. At least that will be the story you tell people on the internet.
Because why confront the rimey stench of your actual life when you can get Peggy to rub her nub over what you trick her into thinking your life is.
Pathetic, old, constipated, lying, flaccid loser.
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At least he knows we know he's a pathological, utter, complete, unreconstructed liar.
Pathetic, old, constipated, lying, flaccid loser.
But he's OUR pathetic, old, constipated, lying, flaccid loser!
:-)
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Another TominTib flashback that may have been posted in one of the other posts.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLsEJA9IEFo[/youtube]
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Another TominTib flashback that may have been posted in one of the other posts.
Pathetic looser indeed.
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My favorite TomInTib episode is the one where he shares a dinner table with Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
Yes, he actually did, Hot Rod.
It was just Bill, Hollis, and Warren, sitting around the table sharing tales about their wealth.
Bill and Warren were enthralled by Hollis's stories about roadtrips with Deadstone.
Only one of the three went home and posted about it at the DUmp.
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My favorite TomInTib episode is the one where he shares a dinner table with Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
Yes, he actually did, Hot Rod.
It was just Bill, Hollis, and Warren, sitting around the table sharing tales about their wealth.
Bill and Warren were enthralled by Hollis's stories about roadtrips with Deadstone.
Only one of the three went home and posted about it at the DUmp.
That's because only one of the three is a DUmmie, :rotf:
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If I read the OP correctly, the McClaren F1 he is referring to was the road going car, and not an actual formula car. It doesn't make his story any less stupid and more believable, though.
Since he referred to a Top Fuel car in the same sentence, one HAS to assume he meant a race car. You don't drive one of these on the street.
(http://www.launchcontrol.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/miller_lite_top_fuel_dragster.jpg)
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Wonder if someone could introduce TIT to Don Shipley? :popcorn:
Two peas in a pod. :lmao:
It would be fun to sit and listen in.
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My favorite TomInTib episode is the one where he shares a dinner table with Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
Yes, he actually did, Hot Rod.
It was just Bill, Hollis, and Warren, sitting around the table sharing tales about their wealth.
Bill and Warren were enthralled by Hollis's stories about roadtrips with Deadstone.
Only one of the three went home and posted about it at the DUmp.
Gotta love TiT!! This story I must have missed!!! Rock on TiT!!! :lmao:
Too bad he never did a tale about being a Space Shuttle pilot!!! Or did he??? :-)