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Title: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: Billiam Pitts on October 24, 2013, 11:46:44 AM: My. How eloquent Pittstain. I'm sure Rolling Stone will be knocking down your door once they've read this screed. They must be killing themselves for not landing the Bostonian drunkard. Pitts idol and frequent source for ripped off writing style worked at Rolling Stone and Matt Taiibi whom Pitt would fellate just to get a research credit also works there. Is it any wonder that Rolling Stone passed Pitt over? I'll bet they get a daily email from Pittstain with unsolicited material.

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WilliamPitt (55,580 posts)

If someone were to eat a bunch of poop...

If someone were to eat a bunch of poop, poop that poop out, eat that re-pooped poop, poop it all out again, put the re-re-pooped poop in a brown paper bag, place that bag on this guy's porch, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and then run away, I'd say that person had gone too far.

But still. **** this guy.

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Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: Gina on October 24, 2013, 11:50:01 AM: Why are you bringing posts over from the DU that you posted? :whistling:
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 24, 2013, 11:53:39 AM: (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/chiefwiggum2005/pitt3.jpg)

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/chiefwiggum2005/pittheadcopyjo8.jpg)
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: Karin on October 24, 2013, 12:39:57 PM: What a thoroughly disgusting OP! Who even thinks that way? He's so loathsome.
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: jukin on October 24, 2013, 12:49:38 PM: Smarter than you!!!!!1111!!!!elebinty

When someone writes something like that it demonstrates their inner desires. I always thought that DUchebag pittstain was a scatologist, now I know it is.
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: Wineslob on October 24, 2013, 01:53:38 PM: Quote
WilliamPitt (55,580 posts)

If someone were to eat a bunch of poop...

It explains his outlook on life.
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: Gina on October 24, 2013, 01:58:38 PM: Quote
WilliamPitt (55,580 posts)

If someone were to eat a bunch of poop...

You are what you eat. And shut up Wine. :-)
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: DefiantSix on October 24, 2013, 01:59:54 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on October 24, 2013, 01:53:38 PM

It explains his outlook on life.

When somebody has their cranium lodged that deeply in their own colon, it DOES tend to color everything they perceive, say and do.
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: Bad Dog on October 24, 2013, 02:13:45 PM: They're just jealous the cop made it onto the disability gravy train and they can't.
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: dutch508 on October 24, 2013, 02:34:23 PM: He stole that from South Park.
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 24, 2013, 02:37:13 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on October 24, 2013, 02:34:23 PM
He stole that from South Park.

Probably stumbled home drunk this morning and watched the episode on Comedy Central, then thought he would post something truly profound. Another Pitt masterpiece.

Instead he just made more poopy in his pants & on his resume.
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: NHSparky on October 24, 2013, 02:51:38 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on October 24, 2013, 02:34:23 PM
He stole that from South Park.

So now he's gone from plagiarizing Douglas Adams to South Park? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Willie--you're in Cow Hampshire now. Plenty of road apples for you to test your theory, son.
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 24, 2013, 03:12:03 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on October 24, 2013, 01:53:38 PM

It explains his outlook on life.

I would have said 'his writing style,' but that works too.
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: thundley4 on October 24, 2013, 05:08:34 PM: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop, poop that poop out, eat that re-pooped poop, poop it all out again, it would almost be as poopy as one of Pitt's posts.
Title: Re: If someone were to eat a bunch of poop... ~Wee Willy the Wordsmith from Boston
Post by: miskie on October 24, 2013, 09:09:55 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on October 24, 2013, 02:34:23 PM
He stole that from South Park.

- while watching 2 Girls 1 Cup* over and over again. (* DO NOT Google this. You have been warned.)